Rally the Eldar - Book 1

The varied peoples of Middle-earth at times found unity in their pursuits, and all too often experienced deep rifts. Engage in lively conversations as we banter about the differences between the Alliances, and recruit for our People as well. Remember, keep it friendly.

Rally the Eldar - Book 1

Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:08 pm

In September of 2001, shortly after 9/11, one of the moderators pushed the wrong button when trying to delete the posts of a poster who had come to the board to make trouble, and accidentally deleted all of Rally Book 1.

At first, it seemed the thread was gone forever. Then, Sandra, Mistress of Rally, managed to recover most of it, using the Wayback Machine. Unfortunately, there was no way of restoring it to TORC.

Recently, Sandra sent me what she was able to recover, representing about 90% of the original thread. While copying it over to a Word document, I found it was possible to get rid of everything but the text.

Hmmm...I started thinking. It would be fairly simple to re-post this on TORC, a page or two at a time, once I clean it up a bit, and get rid of extra spaces and other unnecessary stuff (sig lines, headers, etc.)

Sooo...unless someone has any violent objections to this, here is the ORIGINAL Rally the Eldar, TORC's oldest surviving Alliance, and longest running role play!

Please be warned, the first few pages are pretty lame. You might want to skip them over [spam *cough*spam] It DOES get better as it goes along!


Rally the Eldar

roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 9:19 AM

Anybody notice a proliferation orcs and general Mordor ne'er do well types, standing around spitting on the floors tossing cig butts around with abandon, cursing and scaring the faint of heart! We must try and convert these misguided souls. Convince them to join the good fight!(has anybody told them that they lose miserably in the end?) Join with me fellow Eldar in bringing them to the light before it's to late( or before all our property values go down)
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1440
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 9:28 AM

The light? THE LIGHT?

You Eldar ae guilty of the worst crimes in the history of Arda! We Orcs may not be clean, but we do not pretend to be what we are not! The kinslaying alone is a greater travesty than the worst of the Orcish offenses.

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Eluchil
Steward of Imladris:
Child of Lúthien
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1836
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 9:57 AM

Why Orc? Orc's kill each other all the time. The elves did it 3 times. Seems the pendulum is swinging back in your direction.

But for god or evil elves must stand united.
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socr@tes
Ranger of the North
Alliance: stewards of gondor
Posts: 2617
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 10:07 AM

Don’t run with scissors.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 10:55 AM

The Orcs don't care how much they kill each other.
We however take a more dim view on infighting.
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe

Posts: 2915
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 3:06 PM

I will join you roninscot2. Although it is hopeless.

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Random_Precision
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of earendil
Posts: 2135
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 3:29 PM

There is always hope where there is light. Orci-son looks blinded to me

Join the House of Earendil, and Gil-Estel will be your eternal guide and protector. Trust me, I'm not a lawyer. This is for real. Don't be blinded by the darkness, vote Torcan on November 28.

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Random_Precision
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of earendil
Posts: 2135
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 3:36 PM

In case I didn't mention.....

Vote TORCAN, we invented professional gambling and the internet
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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2408
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 7:07 PM

An orc is an orc of course, of course....

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Kiernan
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: The Shire
Posts: 42
Date Posted: Nov/11/2000 10:22 PM

Go Hobbits!
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2915
Date Posted: Nov/12/2000 8:38 AM

Hello dottie.
What about that Torcan??
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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2408
Date Posted: Nov/12/2000 11:12 AM

Hi, Gonadan.
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2915
Date Posted: Nov/12/2000 1:00 PM

Hail dottie!!! Why don't you tell where you are from in your profile? I assume em.. isn't a city or town.

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Elven_Prodigy
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien

Posts: 281
Date Posted: Nov/12/2000 4:44 PM


you orcs are just twisted imatations of us elves.

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Kiernan
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: The Shire
Posts: 42
Date Posted: Nov/12/2000 8:34 PM

Hobbits aren't imitations of elves, orcs, or anyone else. (as far as I can tell)
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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2408
Date Posted: Nov/12/2000 9:48 PM

I fixed it for you Gonadan.

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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2915
Date Posted: Nov/13/2000 3:11 AM

Thank you very much dottie.

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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2408
Date Posted: Nov/13/2000 12:28 PM

You're quite welcome.

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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2915
Date Posted: Nov/13/2000 1:39 PM

Thank you.
This is getting out of hand isn't it? But it is quite funny.

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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2408
Date Posted: Nov/13/2000 1:46 PM

Yes, it may be getting out of hand, but I think it is funny too. But it's probably annoying a lot of people. Sorry.

I'll see you around Gonadan
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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 377
Date Posted: Nov/22/2000 6:21 PM

Don't all rush to join up. There plenty of room for new devotees.

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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Nov/22/2000 6:21 PM

Don't all rush to join up. There plenty of room for new devotees.
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erinhue
Ranger of the North
Alliance: dol amroth
Posts: 3453
Date Posted: Nov/22/2000 6:52 PM

Ally with Dol Amroth and sea the world. Then join forces with Gandalf's Mom and get some really good honeycakes.
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Nov/26/2000 6:40 PM

Erinhue, the princes of Dol Amroth have a wonderful elven heritage to look back on but are squarely set in a third age perspective. To throw down the forces Mordor (and I'm hearing whisperings of a possible Angband alliance.........SHUDDER) we need the power and the greatness of the high elven houses. We are the Defenders of Middle-earth!!! Join us in turning the forces of Mordor to the Light!!!
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1540
Date Posted: Nov/26/2000 7:02 PM

You do not comprehend what you are standing before, do you?
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Nov/27/2000 2:26 PM

Sucka', don't give me no jibba jabba or I'll beat ya with my many gold chains!
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1540
Date Posted: Nov/27/2000 4:12 PM

That's right, foo!
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Elven_Prodigy
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 950
Date Posted: Nov/27/2000 9:01 PM

Gold Chains my...uh...posterior region
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Iman
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: rohan
Posts: 916
Date Posted: Nov/27/2000 9:46 PM

Let us have peace my good friends for we are all(not just elves )
defenders of evil on Middle-Earth.
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In this world
Where desire rules the heart,
You will discover
Love is the flame that lights up the soul

"I will show you, I will show you how to kill a god." --Tempest, Elbren's Challenge.

CONGRATULATIONS TO !ISAIAH! THE FIRST RINGBEARER TO GRACE THESE BOARDS!!!!
[signature information left intact due to historical significance]
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 3741
Date Posted: Nov/28/2000 4:37 AM

Wise words have been spoken by Iman, let us hear them.
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1540
Date Posted: Nov/28/2000 3:21 PM

It is the Elvish scum who have sinned against the Orcish peoples for generations! You seek to deny us our restitution?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Nov/28/2000 4:04 PM

Duck -holy flying broken rock - who catapulted that slaggish crap
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Nov/28/2000 9:56 PM

YEAH, ditto what sandra said!!!!!
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Nov/28/2000 9:59 PM

Restitution? Are you talking treaty orc#5063? If those allied with Mordor wish to renounce their evil master then the elves will treat with them. Until then........
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Nov/29/2000 9:54 AM

No! No! Saruman's bewitching forces beckon me towards eternal darkness. He's so strong, oh the power. I see his face through the fog so clearly - his simpleton orcs chanting evil omens. I am beginning to tire - succumbing to his temptation. I must not give in.
Oh Master Roninscott2 - help me.... Ride carefully but swiftly over to my welcome thread and sign to stop this infernal journey to doom.
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Mordor
Posts: 1576
Date Posted: Nov/29/2000 10:00 AM

The Elves will be swept away by the Jihad!
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1540
Date Posted: Nov/29/2000 3:34 PM

Sandra, join the Holy Legion of Mordor. When the Jihad comes, those not with us will find themselves in the Holy Fires of the Jihad! Join us before you are counted among the Enemy and swept away by the Jihad!
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Nov/29/2000 8:00 PM

You'll catch more flies with honey orc!!
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 3741
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 12:48 AM

And bears.
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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 4129
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 9:42 AM

LOL
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 10:08 AM

LoL dottie
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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:12 pm

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 1:03 PM

Im resisting you Orc - well tonight anyway - washing my hair.

Has anyone seen the shampoo?

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 1:08 PM

Hi Dottie - Got something in mind for you - but give me some time to think about it
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 4:58 PM

My Lord, I bring weapons, gathered from rotting Orc carcasses which lay beneath Ephel Du'ath, slain by their kin.

But, cough! the Elf who was standing at my side, cough! is now ddeead. The ssspears, imported from Australia are extremely bbbent. I um! - thrust one forward - dddamn thing rebounded like a boomerang and.......

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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2251
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 6:45 PM

That's quite interesting.

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Nov/30/2000 10:24 PM

Yes, I've heard all the spears in Australia are somewhat bent...................

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/01/2000 0:52 AM

roninscott - your missing posts again - what's the excuse this time - Doctors appointment!

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/01/2000 9:03 AM

Sorry sandra, but I actually took a few minutes personal time to call in to work today. I'm a civil servant and thus have unlimited sicktime.

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Elbren
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 801
Date Posted: Dec/03/2000 4:20 PM

My Elven forces are about to be joined by an eored led by the Warrior Woman, Iman, at The Prancing Pony. I have felled one dark Easterling already and the orcs have fled...will you join me to pursue and slay the rest? Our "friend" Orc 5063 has yet to take my challenge and stand forth to meet me; so, I shall go to meet him.

Bring your swords, axes, and spears! We go to slay them all!

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 8:18 AM

I to would like to come forth from the underground city of Nargothrond
and wipe that verminous scum from the face of ME. To whom should I report to?(no dragons please)

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 9:11 AM

To get in on the orc carving and stretch your writing muscle, go to the Prancing Pony and read Elbrens Challenge. The hosts are gathering and a large battle between orcs and elves is brewing. Come read or join the fray!!

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1374
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 11:13 AM

I warn you, Mordor will reign victorious!

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 11:34 AM

The directions to the Pony are still a bit vague, as I am travelling forward to another Age altogether perhaps you could give me some more direction. We Nargothrondorians rarely get out of the cave.

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TheLadyEowyn
Shield Bearer
Alliance: Rohan

Posts: 101
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 1:01 PM

I assure you that elves aren't the only ones that are against the orcs. They are really outnumbered if you include the elves, men, and the orcs themselves.

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 1:11 PM

Leave us not forget Halflings and Ents and maybe even Tom Bombadil!!!

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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor

Posts: 1301
Date Posted: Dec/04/2000 6:12 PM

Down with Finrod! The Jihad is eternal!

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/05/2000 8:36 AM

The Jihad is a sham, concocted by a bunch of dejected inbred Urak-hai
and other such riff-raff. Do not arouse the ire of Felagund or you shall pay a terrible price, although you are already used to that!!!!!!

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/06/2000 1:07 PM

Orodreth is right - the Jihad is a sham but I fear an uprising. That retched ignoramus Orc#5063 was heard bragging to a contingent of Mordor Worshipers about an informer - the cowardly traitor belongs to the house of Fingolfin. The word - bloedvergieten - was shouted as he raised his sword.

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Random_Precision
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of earendil
Posts: 2047
Date Posted: Dec/06/2000 5:28 PM

i'm suprised #5063 is at our rally.......gorbag will surely beat you for this

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/06/2000 8:22 PM

TRAITOR?!?!?!?!? A TRAITOR TO THE HOUSE OF FINGOLFIN!?!? WHO!? WHERE? SANDRA???? I DON'T SPEAK WHATEVER LANGUAGE THAT WAS!!!!!!!!!

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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1301
Date Posted: Dec/06/2000 9:58 PM

Ahhh, you shall fear us soon enough, First Born.

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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:13 pm

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/07/2000 6:39 AM

My Lord - the perpetrator's name wasn't mentioned but they say he's very dogmatic and has no conscience. A dwarf spied the House of Fingolfin coat of arms on his sleeve bearing the initials G-G.(not his horses name)and the word of ancient tongue clearly translates to 'BLOODSHED' A treasonous act is upon us I fear.

Orc holds the answers. With your permission I will ride to the River Arduin where the mindless wit is practicing his surf technique on Sarn Gebir. If you permit torture Sir, I will demonstrate a fate worse than death on Orc and pluck his chest hair by hair with rusty tweezers until he names the two faced cretin.

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/07/2000 7:25 AM

Pardon the intrusion, but I to would like to participate in the information extraction from this two-faced miscreant.To whom do I apply to?

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/07/2000 7:55 AM

Greetings Orodreth111. If the Lord Roninscott2 approves, I will be only to pleased to have your company on this perilous journey. Your strength will be an bonus.

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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Mordor
Posts: 1357
Date Posted: Dec/07/2000 8:13 AM

Those foolish Elves never seem to be able to face the fact that they are all worthless scum.

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/07/2000 7:03 PM

TWEEZE SANDRA!!!!! TWEEZE ORODRETH111!!!!! We must know who this traitor is if we are to further our cause. If by G-G you mean who I think you mean then it is a grievous blow indeed. Thank you for your perserverence and zeal. You will sit on high after the conflict!!

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/08/2000 4:34 PM

There's a post missing ahhhhhhh!

Who lost the post?

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/08/2000 5:02 PM

Ok. it's back. Someone's playing tricks

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/10/2000 8:56 PM

Well? Any news to report on that traitor thing or are you two just enjoying the whole tweezing aspect of things so much that you haven't bothered to report in?

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 1:02 AM

Sorry my lord. Damn horse galloped off in the wrong direction and ended up in Paris. Will brief you later when fed and rested.

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 9:46 AM

Quite alright. Do pick me up some foie gras while you're there, I hear it's the only thing both elves and orcs eat and it might come in handy during negotiations........

Hope you're having a great time!

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 10:19 AM

A better excuse than some others I've heard -

'Open wide. No wider. Rinse and spittttttttt....
If you see what I mean. I thought only Orcs had filthy habits.

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 12:24 PM

Greetings Roninscot2 and Sandra,
I hope that I did'nt miss any good Orc-slaying the past couple of days. I have heard very little from those excremental Jihaddittes as of late.
I wonder if ,as usual, they have decided that a but-kicking was imminent and decided to high-tail it back to Lugburz or Isengard or wherever such riff-raff decides to call home.

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1374
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 1:47 PM

Yeah, just keep talking! All you ever do is talk talk talk. Meanwhile, we of Mordor have been busy developing strategies that will lead to your total destruction. Enjoy yourselves while you can!

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 1:56 PM

We're counting on you to keep us entertained until the bitter end Tempest!!
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 2:12 PM

You losers are incapable of developing a winning strategy, theres just not enough brain power,must be something in the smoke from Mount Doom that destroys brain cells.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/11/2000 3:25 PM

My Lord - I trust this script and eleven messenger who delivers it find you hearty.

And Orodreth111 where have you been? Your absenteeism and continuous else where posting has caused your failure to maintain this threads allegiance. I would hate to be instructed to relieve you of your duties.

I'm leaving San Gebir. Orc absconded 2 days back and the journey will continue across to Dead Marshes near Dagorlad. An elderly dwarf mumbled that he believes the traitor is a confessed murderer who often portrays evil as innocent. It could be the same man that has tried to provoke me into fighting him. No conscience - no heart - no soul.

A sinister smell intrudes my path. A shadow casts a hunch with a bulbous nose. I'm certain it's the Mordoric Slaver Belegur. He keeps a distance but I feel an attack is imminent.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None

Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/12/2000 11:54 AM

Don't tell me i'll guess - chiropodist - this little piggy went to market......

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[Gap of 2 days here.]

sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/15/2000 10:44 AM

da dum da dum da dum where are you roninscott?
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/15/2000 11:05 AM

Ah Sandra, I await you AT Emyn Muil, the Lord R2, is nowhere to be found, and I weary of chasing after this despicable traitor by myself. My steed was cut down from under me since our last contact but I have perservered on foot. Send Lembas.
Ps. I still have my tweezers!!!!!!!
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/24/2000 10:08 AM

Orodreth111, I will journey 50 miles north-east to join you at Emyn Muil. Walk no further. My stallion will carry us both to Dead Marshes.

I fear Lord R2 has either been slain without mercy or taken unauthorised leave. We must carry on relentless. The traitor G-G is rumoured to have shown slight remorse. Slowly he grows weak.
P.s. You still have your tweezers - great - pull this splinter out of my finger. Ouchhhh!
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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:15 pm

Please...it gets better...trust me!! :roll:

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Legoslas
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: None
Posts: 42
Date Posted: Dec/24/2000 12:19 PM

Roninscot2 I Legoslas will join your cause.
The dark ones have soiled are lands for too long and we must act.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Dec/27/2000 8:56 AM

Greetings Legoslas.

On behalf of his Lord Missingship, Roninscott2. I welcome thee. Dispite his over due absence, the fight continues to convert Mordoric Heathens and guide them from evil's dark veil into the great light. Your strength and sword will be an asset in battle.
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Dec/27/2000 9:05 AM

Sandra, you will be a sight for sore eyes(and feet!!!) whilst others were celebrating the yule I have been freezing my but off!!! My tweezers are starting to rust so bring an extra pair. Welcome to the fellowship Legolas. Rendevous with us at Emyn Muil. More instruction later.
PS> Bring Lembas, I am famished..
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1287
Date Posted: Dec/27/2000 9:13 AM

orodreth, I have some Lembas, but it is veerrrrryyyy old, the stuff is supposed to stay fresh,.. but, I don't know???

How 'bout some champagne and shrimp remoulade???
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Legoslas
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: None
Posts: 42
Date Posted: Dec/27/2000 9:52 AM

Do not fear Orodreth111 for I have plenty of lembas that I can spare.
I thank you Sandra for the warm welcome. You should also know that I am not only good with a sword but am highly skilled in the elven magic.
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1287

Welcome, and well met, Legoslas, skill in Elven magic oft turns dark to light...!!!
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Legoslas
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: None
Posts: 42

We are indeed well met Terry D. I am sure you have skills of your own that will be very useful to us.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 10:04 AM

I am pleased to announce that his Lordship, Roninscott2, has returned from Excusesland and hopefully will be reunited with us soon
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1374
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 11:22 AM

Ohhhhh...I'm shaking. You guys are all talk!
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 12:04 PM

Welcome back R2, Sandra and I have overcome much hardship in your absence, and have made some new aquaintances in our travels. We await you upon Emyn Muil, anxious to resume our battle with the Dark forces.
Oh yeah, Hi Tempest, how goes the infighting in Mordor land?
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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 2:37 PM

Yea, I have returned! During my abduction by the forces of Mordor, details of which I shall only be sharing with my therapist over the next few centuries, I discovered how much I missed and treasured everyone's output towards this whole 'eradicate the orcs' thing we're doing here, so 'kudos' to all .
(sorry, actually made MYself nausous there for a sec')

Anyway, time to rock and roll....

I have one word for you all;

PR

Well, actually an abbreviation. Or a hyphenated abbreviation. Or, well...., anyway, whatever it is, this is the key!
Recruiting and advertising! Pounc..er,..greet every new un-alligned poster at Welcome! with a smile and an invite to join our morally questio....er,...superior cause. And just for future reference, to all our field agents that might capture enemy orcs/trolls/swarthy unkempt humans in service of Mordor/etc., torture is left at the discretion of the field agent. 'Nuff said.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1374
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 2:44 PM
Torture!?!? My my, aren't we the morally superior race!
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 3:26 PM

Good to see you R2, it's about time we got a little direction around here. I have not been idle in you absence though. The current bickering and infighting going on amongst the Mordor types as to who actually leads the Jihad was stirred up by yours truly!<takes a modest bow>
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 378
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 3:54 PM

nice to see you back Roninscott! are you staying this time?
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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 348
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 7:27 PM

How could I not stay? Things are just starting to heat up!
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1301
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 7:33 PM
eheh. You Elvish holier-than-thou hypocrite scum will soon feel the wrath of the Jihad. A few upstarts have attempted to usurp us, but they have been squelched. Prepare yourself, the Jihad comes.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1374
Date Posted: Jan/16/2001 11:18 PM

Since this board has degenerated into naming-calling, general bickering, and idle threats on BOTH sides, I've decided to take the moral high ground and propose a truce. If the so-called "Free People" will turn over all their land and services to Mordor, we will, in turn, spare your lives and allow you to live as humble servants in our land. I consider this a very generous offer, but I will only make it once. Please think over it carefully before answering. Remember, I am human, not orc, and therefore more likely to be a favorable ruler toward you, rather than some other creatures I know.
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 279
Date Posted: Jan/17/2001 7:48 AM

Tempest, look at you, your allies have degenerated into such petty little feuds that you no longer have the mojo to back up your claims.
Now here my proposal, heheheheheh!

1)surrender immediately
2)sue us for pardon
3) after a lengthy term of incarceration we will allow you to seek menial employment.

I think ,all things considering, that this is more than fair. Remember, we of the High race are unified and we can whip your butt.

We await your answer(don't be to long!!!)
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TerryD
Posts: 3826
Date Posted: Jan/17/2001/2:29 AM

I volunteer as assistand butt-whipper!!! That is for Tempest!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Mordor
Date Posted: Jan/17/2001/12:35 PM

So , I guess I should take your response as a definite “NO” to my original proposal!
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Orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Date Posted: Jan/17/2001/12:48 PM

Tempest, do not try to stall for time. My sword hand is starting to twitch uncontrollably!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: none
Date posted: Jan/18/2001/6:58 AM

Such merriment your words cause Tempest!!

You are not black, but a dirty grey!

And Orodreth, steady the hand. You’ll create a finer cut that way!!
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TerryD
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Date Posted: Jan/18/2001/7:51 AM

Tempest, dear, deluded dewdrop….what makes one “human” is not genetic predisposition. To aspire as a true “human”, an individual must rise above the bestial. Forsake the reeking, greasy, maggot-riddled slaves of Mordor. Seek the freedom of personal choice…this is what truly defines one as human!

Do not say you are human and freely choose Mordor. All in the “Dark Embrace” are deluded slaves! Less than human are the feeble slaves of the Dark Lord!

I appeal to your delicate integrity, your delicious seductive presence, and your elegant beauty. Your mighty sword arm will be a welcome addition to the power of the Valiant. It would be a shame if it were lopped off in a ‘loser's gambit’!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Mordor
Date Posted: Jan/18/2001/9:03 PM

While it is true I was under Sauron's control for a very long time, I am completely of sound mind now. I will always hate what Sauron did to Middle Earth and to those who served under him. However I do not reject Mordor or those who suffered under Sauron. Face it, Mordor is the only place where I will ever be accepted. Your people did nothing to help us in our enslavement under the Dark Lord; instead you hunted us and destroyed us. You forget that we were deceived as well. You have proven yourselves to be compassionless, and I feel no compulsion to return to you for my “enlightening”.
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TerryD
Ranger of the North
House of Elwe
Posted Jan/18/2001/7:30 AM

Enlightenment comes from within and without... I stand corrected and more compassionate.

Forgive me Tempest, if the temporary, yet seemingly endless bickering and bloodshed has caused a seeming disinterest among any from House of Elwe. I cannot speak for other Alliances. I cannot speak for those of the great House that I now reside. As for me, I realize that often the the travail and joy of ones own situation, often blinds one to an outsider's needs

Once more, forgive me. I should have realize that there are some amongst those of Mordor, who toil, as I do, to make sense out of their lives. All deserve compassion, all are visited with torment. Help me to understand your plight, Tempest,.. as I try to comprehend the puzzle of my own....
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Jan/21/2001 9:03 PM

Can it be that one of our enemies will finally listen? If only there were more such people.
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Jan/23/2001 4:39 PM

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA there TerryD!!! Don't give in so easily!

I'm afraid it's painfully obvious that Tempest is simply 'walking on the wild side' for a bit, hanging with the 'bad boys,' 'slumming' it if you will. Don't fall for her 'huddled, beaten workers' rap. It's just an act to draw you in TerryD!

She is cold, beautiful, vengeful, charismatic and EEEEEVVVVVIIIILLLL!

FIGHT AGAINST THE DARK SIDE TEMPEST!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Jan/23/2001 5:06 PM

Whatever do you mean roninscot? I'm not evil! Good and evil are just an illusion.

*blinks innocently as she slips poison into roninscot's mug*
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Jan/24/2001 8:02 AM

Tempest speaks with malicious tongue, my Lord Roninscott. I will challenge her to swords at dawn.

And Tempest, poison him you will not. Terry tastes all Roninsott's drinks first !!!!!!!!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Jan/24/2001 8:11 AM

I believe Tempest has a hidden yearning to forsake Mordor and ally herself with the Eldar. Stay your sword Sandra and lets examine this a little closer.
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roniscott2
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 350
Date Posted: Jan/24/2001 12:20 PM

Besides Tempest, remember that part in 'The Princess Bride' where the guy tries to poison the other guy and the one guy tricks him because he has developed an immunity to the poison? Remember that? Yeah, well, I do that when you try and poison me

And I think Orodreth has a good point. Lets not rush to judgment over 'who's poisoning who' and what not.

REHABILITATION!!! Rehabilitation for Tempest!
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 382
Date Posted: Jan/24/2001 5:01 PM

Orodreth111 my sword is an insignia to the superior forces of light and reflects a beam of sun. I will refrain from tarnishing it's blade with mordoric blood till Tempest's guilt is proven.

My lord Roninscott has returned feeble from his expeditions. He calls her evil and then gives the woman a chance. Could this be LOVE!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1376
Date Posted: Jan/24/2001 6:13 PM

Can it be?!?! Does Roninscot love? Have I led another man astray to his certain doom?

Remember, all that glitters is not gold, especially when it happens to be a fair-faced woman named Tempest.
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1287
Date Posted: Jan/25/2001 5:17 AM

I reckon that if there is poison to be consumed, it may as well be by me!!! I am ancient in days and my stomach is a pit of anguish and ecstasy. I am little influenced by the petty poisons and the deeper magic is easily defferred. I am too old to be concerned with death or pain. I'll most certainly assume the role of food taster, especially if the food happens to be a large mug of ale!!!

I am not fooled by the lovely Tempest! She has a place in my heart that no deed will ever remove! Evil or good, she has worth that is beyond commonplace gesturings. Tempest is a companion that I journey long and hard with... I recognize her soul,.. she, as others I know, has an "old soul"! We have known past glories, we will continue in the eternal struggle far into the unknown... there are many here who dwell in a prism of design, a matrix of confusion, a quest of communication and release!!!

Who is to say, which part we play is deemed evil or good?
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 382
Date Posted: Jan/25/2001 3:17 PM

Terry's orf his 'ead. The man's drunk with amorous delirium for this Mordoric Madam d'Spy. Her sumptuous style has bewitched him. His blade must be removed and an Elfin guard placed at his side for his own protection.

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 291
Date Posted: Jan/25/2001 3:37 PM

Agreed Sandra,HE is obviously under a Glamour and therefore must be guarded till this madness has passed.
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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:17 pm

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/25/2001 5:06 PM

Put away your sword
Don't you know that it's all over?
It was nice but now it's gone.
Why are you obsessed with fighting?
Stick to fishing from now on!

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/25/2001 5:11 PM

The war is over, the One is consumed by the fire. Vilya, Nenya, and Narya have passed west, and we must all follow.

So leave the orcs alone, they'll all pay for their crimes in the halls of Mandos.

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 352
Date Posted: Jan/26/2001 9:59 AM

I can appreciate your zeal sandra, but we must remember to reach out our hand in reconcilliation, even though we know it might be bitten off. Or, if worse comes to worse, we can slap the cuffs on her as soon as she gets close enough. Either way we get what we want.

OK, WHO'S WILLING TO GET THEIR HAND BITTEN OFF BY TEMPEST??????????

ANYONE?

ANYONE?

BUELHER?

BUELHER?
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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 352
Date Posted: Jan/26/2001 10:03 AM

Oh, and Gilaglar, they started it, but we're going to finish it!!

HAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
GWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.......sorry, got carried away with myself and forgot about all that elvish dignity and reserve. It's just those dang Mordor-types get me all worked up.

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/26/2001 4:35 PM

He's sick.
(pause)
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 393
Date Posted: Jan/27/2001 5:55 PM

No Gilaglar you said it was your brother's bestfriend's cousin's Aunt's sister's uncle's brother's boyfriend - Oop's
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 393
Date Posted: Jan/27/2001 6:38 PM

Well my Lord Roninscott, I bow to your better judgement and lay my sword to rest for now. But please, you must be the one to reach out the soft hand of pacification. (obviously doesn't wash the dishes)
If Tempest complies, then and only then, will she be welcomed

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403
Date Posted: Jan/27/2001 8:09 PM

The first hand I see is getting neatly sliced off. *Tempest bares her teeth* Sandra, be glad roninscot has told you to stay your hand. You would have lost the duel, and quite badly.

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: House of Fingolfin
Posts: 352
Date Posted: Jan/27/2001 10:44 PM

Sic' her sandra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as I can watch!!!!!!!




(did I say that?!?)

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 5:59 AM

I propose the combat should take the form of a (naked) mud-wrestle.

I'll be selling tickets online at http://www.wrongun.freeserve.co.uk/big_fight.htm if anyone wants to watch, Roninscott.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 6:49 AM

I'm thinking about having it as a two-leg event. Madison Square Garden, or Vegas as the US venue; and the NEC in Birmingham or the Millenium Stadium in Cardiff as the UK venue. Tickets will be $100 and £75. The winner will get 60\% of the purse, the loser 20\%.

Interested?
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 393
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 7:01 AM

Gilaglar - Your day of judgement is near!!!!!!!!!

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 7:11 AM

Nah, I'm sure Tyson used 'Judgement Day' as the tagline for one of his fights. You'll have to think of something else...
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 2816
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 7:24 AM

I want to. Can I get a free-ticket?
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 7:38 AM

Does everyone really want to see sandra get creamed that badly?


Geesh Roninscot, how quickly you turn against me again!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens

Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 10:35 AM

Our gal will rub your face in it like you're a bad puppy!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 11:07 AM

And no, there are no free tickets except for acredited members of the press. But Gonadan, you'll have a great view from ringside. I am looking for various members of staff:

1. A referee. Experience necessary.
2. A model to walk around with a numbered board, and keep the men in the audience happy.
3. Three physically fit individuals to shovel the muck in and out of the venues. This will be a minimum wage job.
4. A Master (or Mistress) of Ceremonies. Bring your own sparkly jacket/tuxedo.
5. Three experienced judges. If you can be bought, so much the better.
6. A qualified doctor in case of accidents.


The contestants will be required to hire their own coaching staff and official 'seconds'.

Gonadan has already claimed the job of Personal Post-Match Mud Removing Assistant to the contestants.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 12:43 PM

When I'm finished with sandra, I'm coming for you, Gilaglar!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 252
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 1:02 PM

Have you clicked the link tempest?

http://www.wrongun.freeserve.co.uk/big_fight.htm
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403
Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 2:56 PM

Pretty spiffy! How much are tickets going for?
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 394 Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 4:07 PM

Can we stop laughing - no!!!!! United's out of the cup Yo!
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 394 Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 5:45 PM

And in English lessons the Elves are practising pronouncing their T's.
How titillating Tempest's twisted tactless tongue is!

So the evil mordor worshipper finally displays her true colours. Whilst some were blinded by your portrayal of a reforming innocent victim, I could see no light in those dark mocking eyes.

A neat slice of the first hand you say, Ha! how misguided, with a bent and rusty blade you will not even pierce the skin and the duel, no contest against the straight fine edge of my sword and the swift fighting skills I possess. You will be maimed in seconds. Feel free to bare your teeth, the elves can snack on the meat stuck between them.

Perhaps Gilaglar is right. A fight in the mud would be more apt. You're already used to grovelling in the dirt to the Dark Lords. Until Mud Match Day you will be guarded both day and night.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403 Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 8:29 PM

Pshh..like you guys could restrain me if you wanted to.
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dottie
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2289 Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 9:35 PM

Well, well, well...what do we have here? Hmmmmm, interesting.

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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1339 Date Posted: Jan/28/2001 10:08 PM

Hmm I can't wait...
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1306 Date Posted: Jan/29/2001 5:20 AM

I have seen Tempest fight in several arenas. She has a talent for destruction. Sandra take caution, your fire may cause reckless abandon. But, Tempest, darling, it would not take much to restrain you. It would prove to be interesting,.. seeing you strapped down?!? No?!?


...Terry extends a hand in friendship towards Tempest. As his gentle touch nears the vixen,.. LOP! Swiftly the sword severed Terry's wrist. Fingers wiggled, hand plopped, Yow, Terry said!

Tempest looked viciously at the outstretched hand. Sandra drew her sword. Hold on a sec, lovely Lady-Sand. Terry jostled his sleeve and out came a second hand. Not like the one ona clock. A real, albeit non-bleeding hand.

The amazed crowd gawked. It was only a magician's, wax, fake, ersatz, not really my own hand but atrickyreplacementpartkindahand!

I wouldn't tease Tempest. Well, I wouldn't mind teasing Tempest, and restraining her and whipping her bott-bott!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 254 Date Posted: Jan/29/2001 8:57 AM

Tickets start at £20 to £100 for the UK bout, and $30 to $150 for the Vegas bout.

Both bouts will consist of a gruelling 20 rounds of 2 minutes each.

More information will be available soon, but at the moment I'm looking at two weeks between the bouts.

I'd ask both contestants not to speak to the media until the weigh-in, but I know they'll just ignore such a request...
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 254 Date Posted: Jan/29/2001 3:13 PM

The bookies have installed Tempest as a narrow favourite, although both beauties are short-priced to win their home bouts...
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403 Date Posted: Jan/29/2001 4:46 PM

*Tempest sharpens her sword while keeping her eyes on TerryD*
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1306 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 3:11 AM

Terry sharpens his dull wit,.. while, definately keeping an eye on Tempest! Then his other one, the one revolving in aimless circles, becomes more focused. It too takes aim with his brother and now Terry has TWO eyes kept on The Terror-Temptress!

Kept,.. does this mean I'm a "Kept Man"???

Well, I don't care if I am, Tempest is too dreamy not to....
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1306 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 3:15 AM

"Woo, woo! 1300 post party!! Yeah! Yeah! Orrrrgeeeeeee, bring out the ale, lay out the nachos!!! Lay out the Temptresses! Wrestle in le-o-tards. Woooh, woooooh!"
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1306 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 3:17 AM

..."woo-woo-woo! 1301 post party! Bring on the dancing girls! Bring out the Full Monty crew for the gals! More Ale!!!"
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1306 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 3:19 AM

..."woo-woo-woooo!!! Choo-choo Train!!! 1302 post party!!! Will the fun NEVER end? Bring out the chocolate cake! Where are the G-strings? Lets have a food fight!!!!!"
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1306 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 3:22 AM

"Now this,.. woooo, is gettin',.. woooo, ridiculous,.. woooo,... where am I? Oh, yeah, 1303, or is it 1304, I can't seem to catch up to whatever the danfangledratzafratzin number is,.. Oh Phud! Eerrrppp! 'scuse me? Paaaarrrrttttyyy!!!"
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 8:23 AM

I think everyone will agree with me when I say we need to seriously kick TerryB's buttocks for all those posts....

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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 327 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 8:45 AM

Now now Tempest, he may be ill but at least he is on the right team. Unlike you Mordor types, we pity and try to help our sickened brethren.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1403 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 9:33 AM

Your idea of pity is hunting us down and slaying us.
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RedMaw
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 31 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 2:35 PM

Do not be fooled by his honeyed lies! The Eldar will pat you on your back while slitting your stomach.
At least when we cull the weak from our ranks, there is no pretense.

Long live Mordor!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 254 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 2:54 PM

Yuck! We might occasionally slit orcish bellies, but we wouldn't dream of patting you lot on the back first!

They have not invented a soap strong enough to clean our hands afterwards!

As if the smell wasn't bad enough, the slime sticks to our robes and hair, and gets itself everywhere!
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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:22 pm

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sandra (single post added)
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 5:21 PM

Terry CALM DOWN!! Oredreth, the devil woman and her mordoric misfits have sucked his brain and turned him into a philenderer. He needs some weed and a pick-me-up! No No Terry put me down. I meant a tonic. Oredreth be quick and take him to the elven fetish doctor.

My Lord Fledthebattlescene has vanished again. His promises are so full of air and we do so need someone strong in charge. Only a woman would keep him this long.

Dottie, lovely to see you. Can you open up the 'use your own name gym?' I need to practise!

Tempest, these words you use Spiffy and Pshh, not in the dictionary, but here's a few more you can use during the fight. Twang, grr, snarl,hsssss and platích. Oh and don't bother cleaning the sword your face will never shine in the reflection..........*****
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 274 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 5:44 PM

Yes ladies and gentlemen, this fight looks like it could be a good one!

Oui mesdames et messieurs, ce combat va être bons!

Ja Damen und Herren, dieser Kampf wird gut sein!

Sì le signore ed i signori, questa lotta sta andando buoni!

Sim as senhoras e os gentlemen, esta luta estão indo ser bons!

Sí las señoras y los caballeros, esta lucha van a ser buenos!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1411 Date Posted: Jan/30/2001 11:41 PM

Hey sandra! Why don't you look up these words in the dictionary: weakling, loser, slave, smudge-on-the-carpet. They'll be soon describing you!

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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1386 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 5:04 AM

Ooohhh my aching head!?!? Did I miss something? Wait, one last sip of ale, there seems to be an ounce or two sloshing the bottom of my mug. Did some mention weed? My garden is fulla them rascals!

Oh, yeah,.. Tempest seems to think she could kick my butt with seriousness or some such wishful thinking. And to the remainder of you Mordor fodder, and Mordor mudders too,.. unlike your vile selves, we won't be patting your backs or anything else so noxious. Yeeccchhh! The thought makes me reel. Oh, we WILL lop of yer grotesque heads though!

Please don't misconstrue my affection for the dark Temptress as delerium. I do love the poor unfortunate. She has proven time and again to have wit and grace,.. and ooohhhh such a nice bott-bott! It will be a shame to teach her a lesson. It is one she should have learned for herself, yet, we of the Fair Folk should be fair and teach her to respect that which is worthy of honor. She is so misguided at the moment....
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 413 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 6:51 AM

Gilaglar, schat - Ik denk het niet. Een schop en ze is weg!!

Terry, Die is wel een beetje dik, het is geen gezicht! Only her dubious dark bewitchment could have mesmerized your intelligence into this crap condition. And such a waste, all that brawn lavished on a hag de voodoo.

Tempest, your end is near. Even though spanked and muddied, turn the other cheek or perish!
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 385 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 7:20 AM

Okay that is ittttt!!! The time for words and diplomacy is over!! Tempest, scuttle back to your rock and fetch your slingshot cause we are coming!!! Sandra, we have been more than patient with this riff-raff it is time to flex alittle Eldar muscle. I am through with negotiations and flirtations, Terry , Sandra enough talk, TO ARMS, TO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2906 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 7:37 AM

Hey Sandra, make sure I still will be able to get the mud of you both.

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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1386 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 7:42 AM

Well, flirtations aside,.. I am on the side of the Eldar! Sword for the Elven Kings, to arms! Down with Mordor!
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orodreth111
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 385 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 8:10 AM

Yes down with Mordor, our wrath is aroused!!!! Let us cleanse ME from this scourge once and for all (takes a deep breath and blows upon his battle horn) BAROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!BAROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1411 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 8:15 AM

Finally, I'll get some action. It sure takes a long time to get you guys mad enough.

*Tempest blinks her eyes at TerryB* You wouldn't hurt me, would you, dearest?
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1386 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 11:15 AM

No, Terry "B" probably wouldn't hurt you, darling Tempest,.. but, I would delight in wrestling you into submission! Shouldn't even have to use my blade. An elven warrior is a worthy adversary. Even for the feeble attempts doled out by the pernicious scum of Mordor. And as was said we are aroused. Tempest, stop winking at me, or I really will get aroused.

Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 274 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 11:22 AM

Terry, don't let her seduce you! She'll slit your throat in the blink of an eye...


As long as Sandra and Tempest survive fit and well for the naked mud-wrestling, I agree with kicking some Mordor scum out of existence...
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1386 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 11:34 AM

Too late, Tempest has already seduced me! But, that does not hamper my pledge to the royal House of Elwe, and my faithful allies. I would die for you. I realize it won't be that tragic if we joust with the piteous rabble of Darkness.

But, all this talk of nekkid and wrestling... mmmmmmmmmmm... definately aroused my curiosity...
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 413 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 12:20 PM

Go work your poisnous tongue on someone else who gives a damn Tempest! Terry away from her!

I stand aroused between two exceptional hero's in Orodreth and Terry. Our swords amongst other thingies around here are raised - the draw bridge, raise it. Blast Orodreth take your horn out from my ear and blow it elsewhere, please.

Gonadan I haven't forgotten, the jobs still yours although I'll wager Tempest will be covered more being she will be face down in it most of the time.
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TerryD
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1386 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 12:25 PM

I stand aroused, too... looking down to check for modesty... yeppers, me most definately is...

Yet, I would never bet against you sandra... I have a pouch of gold and insundry jewels. I bet that sandra takes the day!! A wager for any and all comers...
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 274 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 1:17 PM

Like two professional boxers trading verbal jabs before a fight, these two are really getting into the swing of things.

(This is where one of you two lovely ladies says something like: "On the day, the only thing that will be swinging is Sandra/Tempest's head on a stick!")
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1392 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 5:09 PM

HAHHAHA! The Eldar will burn!
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 152 Date Posted: Jan/31/2001 7:15 PM

How is it that you manage to come to EVERY thread and scream that you are going to destroy the Eldar and become Dark Lord?

Enough talk! <<draws sword>> Though I be new to this thread, the Eldar have my undying (literally) alleigance forever!!! Forward to the defeat of Mordor (and Tempest and her followers)!!!
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1386 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 4:22 AM

Elemmire, noble sentiments and a swift sword are admirable indeed. I realize that you do not need assistance in lopping off that rotting verminous head from the noisome orc body. Yet, his insane ranting has become so entertaining. Let's keep the little monster around as a toy?
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 6:17 AM

Orc a toy Terry. Haven't you got enough Barbie Dolls!!!!!

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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 640 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 6:19 AM

Eru be thanked, it is good to see the Eldar rally in this fashion!!! Orc#5063, four little words of advice-RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!WE ARE COMING!!!!!WE ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!BAROOOOOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 3000 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 8:04 AM

Thank you Sandra. Can you do me a favour? Please after you have won cover yourself entirely with mud.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 10:28 AM

Would you like the coating to be extra thick as well Gon
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 2:06 PM

We could have the fight in chocolate Gon, if that helps...
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 2:21 PM

That's fine while it's runny but what about when it sets. Does this mean Tempest and I will be stiff's.

(american term for dead bodies I thought)!
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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 640 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 2:31 PM

Sandra, a little decorum please, we are trying to run a war here!! Tsk..Tsk... I thought better of you compadre!!!!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 2:32 PM

THUD!!

<< Gilaglar gets a mental picture, faints at the thought, and hits his head as he falls down! >>
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 218 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 2:55 PM

And the moral of today's story: do not actually envision what you are saying on this thread, for it could hurt you in more ways than one.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 3:24 PM

No Elemmire, that's the moral at the end of the story commonly known as Ghostbusters.

<< Gilaglar rubs his bruised head >>


It was a nice thought, and well worth the after-effects.

Mmmmmmm, chocolate!

I move that we move the fight from mud to (runny) chocolate...

A motion is on the table, I need a Second. (And I bet I'll get it from Gonadan)
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 3:24 PM

Yikes that knock on the head has given me double vision.

Oh, no, wait a minute, there are two posts here! Sorry.
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 3000 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 3:58 PM

OF COURSE I SECOND THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 4:19 PM

Hmm sorry Um yum Orodreth. All this talk of chocolate and I wanted to start a diet. Gone right out of the window now. MMMummm want some?
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 5:00 PM

Diet?! Pah! You were eating chocolate gateaux the other night. With sticky sauce on...

I saw you!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 5:54 PM

SSSSHHHHH Gilaglar don't tell them!!! Oh no caught again!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1552 Date Posted: Feb/01/2001 7:38 PM

We were never allowed to eat chocolate in Mordor. It was considered too much of a luxury.

By the way, STOP STALLING!!!! Or are you losing your nerve?
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 3000 Date Posted: Feb/02/2001 12:11 AM

HA! In Mordor they don't even know what chocolate is.
They are too stupid to make something nice.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/02/2001 2:26 PM

Just posting because this thread was in danger of falling onto the bottom-half of the forum page! Where have you all been today?
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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 640 Date Posted: Feb/02/2001 2:57 PM

I am starting to despair of the Eldar alliance. Lately this thread has contained nothing but sexual innuendo directed towards our mortal enemies. I fear the worst. Our precious leader the lord R2 has disappeared, the first Lieutenant(Sandra)has ceased to even try to make war on the Mordorites and our comrade Terry has fallen under the spell of the reprehensible Tempest. In my lone attempt to raise the banners and call for war I was met with replies concerning mudwrestling with the enemy. How the mighty have fallen..I start to despair.....Yet I still raise my sword in defiance of the enemy.Will none heed?
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soviet_sauron
Shield Bearer
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 227 Date Posted: Feb/02/2001 3:19 PM

Gondad, i must disagree with you - Sauron is'nt stupid, nor Morgoth - They were the most powerful Einor (Melkor was the most powerful vala and Sauron was the most powerful maia) and they both were very smart. Think of all the things they did...against all the other valar and maiar. Saying that Mordorians are stupid - that's a real stupidity.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323 Date Posted: Feb/02/2001 4:40 PM

'Rally...' hits 200 posts. A lot more than any other (current) Alliances thread.

Keep it up guys.
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 164 Date Posted: Feb/02/2001 7:00 PM

Orodreth: may Manwe keep you under the One for reminding everyone. But they still aren't listening. This chocolate/mud wrestling should just get over with and we need to move on to bigger and better things. (sorry Gonadan)

My sword is loose in its sheath, ready to be drawn at a mere word. I await an answer. Preferably an anti-mudrestling answer.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 433 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 4:12 AM

Do not mock those of superior rank. Orodreth you were invited to join our crusade and have proven your ability in combat against Morodic evil. Your willingness to war is evident but the troops have travelled far and fought well. Do not deny their rest!

The war will commence!!
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 433 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 6:20 AM

The eve of day is upon us
now rest and make no fuss
Enjoy the food and best ale
Maybe someone here can tell a tale
About the fight against black Mordor
Is it turning into a bloodlust war
Over there is Orodreth three
Blowing his horn while up a tree
To bring forth those from afar
One of which is muddy Gilaglar
You mentioned the runaway dark Orc
Is that the one who posts on Torc
And walking aimlessly is Terry D
So in love but full of glee
For the wicked devil Tempest
who boasts she really is the best
At slicing hands in sword fight
Challenge her! I just might
Without our leader Roninscott two
Now where's he gone, give us a clue
We miss his awesome strength and power
Perhaps he's gone to the Barad-dor tower
Here comes mud cleaner Gonadan
He belongs to the Elwe house clan
Make yourself useful Elemmire
Rub two sticks and start a fire
And food for the prisoner Redmaw
Let him eat his meat and veg raw
Is Soviet Sauron another sinner
change your ways and become a winner
Now the elves and hobbits start to dance
At the club called Pony they do prance
Then let us rest in dark night
So we'll be ready at first light
To battle against the great dark Lord
Or post again on this messageboard
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 10:08 AM

Bravo!

How about this old chestnut:

The spray blew cold,
My cloak pulled near
Around my neck.
The West wind howled,
The sun had set
When last I gazed on Eressëa.

Our ships were white,
Our spears were long,
Our helms shone pale
In faint starlight.
We set to sail
Across the sea to Sirion.

The leagues were great,
Between the sand
Of Eldamar
And distant fate.
We travelled far,
And met our doom before Angband.

Our foes were vast,
But we stood true.
Even when
Morgoth’s Balrogs passed
And after them
A host of winged Dragons flew.

For Morgoth sent
The hosts of Hell,
To no avail --
The ground was rent,
But we did fail –
The Silmarils were lost as well.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1436 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 1:56 PM

Hey, I notice that the Mordor Cheering Section is strangely empty. Looks like I'm on my own AGAIN......

Bring it on you guys. I could take you all blindfolded (seriously, I'm use to fighting in the dark ).

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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 433 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 3:36 PM

Oh Tempest, all on your own. HaHa! So vulnerable, so defenceless without your evil conspirators drumming the devils tattoo. Such a clear night don't you think? and so much light! The moonbeam, the stars lustre, the fires plume of flames. How insecure they must make you feel...... A sword through your heart will cleanse you of Mordor forever.
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sandra
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 433 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 3:41 PM

Brilliant Gilaglar..... I applaud you
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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 377 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 7:54 PM

HURRAH!!!!!!

BRAVO!!!!!!!

Gone sandra? Disappeared? Nay, only watching.

I have watched the minions of Mordor posturing and threatening each other on different threads in Alliances until they have become a grotesque parody!!!!!

When the threats and posturing began here at Rally the Eldar!!! (by elves no less!!!!) I was concerned that we would degenerate into the very mindless bickering that we have been struggling against.

But sandra and Gilaglar have shown me that the dignity and wisdom inherent in the elvish races is alive and well on this thread!!

Expressing yourselves in poetry, in such witty and thoughtful ways, have shown to all the true differences between ourselves and the destructive influences of Mordor.

Congratulations to you both. You've made me proud to be allied with one of the great elven houses.

Special recognition to TerryD for continuing to try and take the high road with Tempest. I admire your patience, honored member of the House of Elwe!

We must all work hard to recruit new people to the High Elven Houses and convert old-timers to the Light. How do we convert? Be kind in your dealings with others, be true to yourself in your dealings with you and always take the high road. Like............

HEY MORDOR PUNKS!!!!!!

Keep up the good work!!!!!!!

Peace
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1440 Date Posted: Feb/03/2001 8:21 PM

Heheh, silly Eldar. Yet still...
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 7:33 AM

Well done sir! An inspired bit of leadership. Reminding us of our goals, building the team, and praising individuals. The troops love it!

As for myself, I will be pro-active in my attempts to recruit newbies to one of our flags. However, as for the oldies who have shown fealty to the Eye, I say leave them. Leave them to bicker, leaderless amongst themselves, whittling down their numbers until only a few remain - the strong and the quick-witted. Then we should extend the hand of forgiveness and welcome, not before. After all we don't want to show the light of the Blessed Realm to every maggot of Mordor that ever crawled out of a crack in the rocks...

Others have their own views, ranging from mass forgiveness to genocide. I take the middle ground: let them fight among themselves, but be ready to accept those who are ready to change their ways...

Here endeth my tuppence worth...
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Terry D
Ranger of the North
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 1476 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 12:37 PM

Enough of the High Road...

With a passion stirred by the unmitigated desire for chocolate, Terry slipped behind Tempest. Swiftly, surely he manuevered to the warrior's blind side. With the speed of an arrow and the invisiblity of a wraith, he trussed Tempest's eyes with a silk bandana. The blindfold felt snug and natural for the Mordorian Maniac. She laughed maniacally and ranted hysterically. Her lavendar voice lifted in song, "No need for sight,.. who cares what's right,.. it's my delight, to rage in fight...."
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 1:36 PM

My friends, I've just come over the mountains from Lórien, and I saw a gathering of Orcs, Wolves, and other Mordor thugs not far from Imladris!

I shot as many as I could with my bow, but ran out of arrows quickly, for there were maybe as many as 50 of them...

Should we return and attack, or hope that they can't find our friends in Rivendell?
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1436 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 4:44 PM

Every night and every morn
Some to misery are born
Every morn and every night
Some are born to Sweet Delight
Some are born to Sweet Delight
Some are born to Endless Night
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 5:52 PM

Good news! Of all the users on the boards, the elves outweight the foul creations of evil.

If you count the number of users who chose an alliance (ie, no wanderers), 40 percent are of Elvish race. 29 \% are men (including the nasty Haradrim and Easterlings). 4 percent are Dwarves, and 10\% are hobbits. Only 13\% are allied to Mordor, Minas Morgul, or Saruman.

The other 4 percent are either Valinoreans, or TORC moderators.
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor


Posts: 164 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 6:05 PM

I am an Elf, though I reside under the Valinorean flag. (There is no Vanyar alliance.)

Roninscot2, will you accept my aid for your cause? I too bear greivances against Mordor, and would like some small part in the fight.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 323 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 6:28 PM

Sorry Elemmire.

I've explained this discrepancy in the Census thread...
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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 377 Date Posted: Feb/04/2001 7:05 PM

With gladness in my heart I welcome elemmire to the cause of all the Free Peoples. Your wit and resolve shall be a boon to our struggle!!

Gilaglir, thank you for demonstrating in numbers what our fight represents.

But our situation is more dire than is indicated by Gilaglir's report!!!

It is folly to forget the Men of the East and South!!!

There are the men of Gondor and Rohan, the men of the ancient Three Houses of the Edain, and others that we trust implicitly. Unfortunately, I feel we must count the men of Harad and the Easterlings as representative of the power of Mordor!

This makes the Mordor alliances still too powerful!!!

VIGILENCE OR DEATH!!!
Remember what happened when the eyes of Gondor turned away from Mordor? The evil crept right back in!!!! Keep up the good work
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Nerdanel
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: House of Feanor
Posts: 717 Date Posted: Feb/05/2001 5:47 AM

Having watched the situation from afar before this, I feel I should now join forces with my relatives beyond the Sea. I set my sword and my magic at the service of the alliance of the free peoples. We must not let Mordor come out victorious!
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 370
Date Posted: Feb/05/2001 11:15 AM

My friends, I bring sad news indeed. My agent inside the Mordor Alliance has come back to me with grave tidings...

It seems a leader is emerging, one who will rouse the peoples of Mordor against us. He was quoted as saying:

<< To all Orcs, Trolls, Spiders, Wargs, Dragons, Barrow-Wights, Balrogs, Easterlings, Haradrim, Variags, Nazgul, Uruk-hai, and Olog-hai, let the call be sent forth:

UNITE AND STAND TOGETHER! OUR TIME IS AT HAND! >>



Obviously this individual cannot be named in the open for fear of compromising our source, but I can tell you that it is not one of the long-time sabre-ratlers over there...

I feel that the next few days could be crucial in our war against evil, and I beg all of you to be vigilant!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Feb/05/2001 11:40 AM

Guess your all feeling the heat now!
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Feb/05/2001 4:31 PM

Welcome Nerdanel!!!!!!! Glad are we to have your support in this struggle!

REMEMBER!!! The only way to insure that we keep those pesky Mordor-types from overrunning the boards is to poun...er,....greet all newcomers at Welcome! and Alliances!, ESPECIALLY those unaligned!
Kudos to Gilaglar for welcoming new posters and gently urging them to consider the elvish houses! That's what we need to do! Drown out the cacophanous rantings of the evil presence on these boards with new recruits!!!!!

Tempest, methinks you doth protest too much. You are becoming a lonely voice in the wilderness. As the most witty and erudite member of the Mordor alliance, I urge you to look around and truly SEE who your allies are. Bickering, sniveling back-biters who feel no allegiance to any but themselves. Come to the elven houses. It is not too late and you shall be welcomed with open arms. You would be a powerful ally if only you could see the path. Remember the choice given to Saruman by Gandalf. Saruman chose poorly. Don't make the same mistake.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey haven
Posts: 370
Date Posted: Feb/05/2001 4:58 PM

Why thankyou m'lord roninscot2.

May I also say it's good to see I'm not the only one popping into the 'Gentlemen, elections' thread and stirring the pot some...

And it's also good to see you spelling my name correctly again roninscot2

'Gilaglir' indeed!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Feb/05/2001 5:19 PM

*sigh* Perhaps I should rethink my alliance, although I have a hard time forgiving your grievances against Mordor in the past........
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Nerdanel
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of feanor
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 2:02 AM

Do rethink it, Tempest. The hand of Mordor may be clad in a velved glove, but in the end the hard and cold steel claws of its true nature will be revealed to the grief of all who trusted it.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1810
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 12:31 PM

Now this is what I am talking about. No more chocolate mudwrestling, no more flirtations with the enemy, let us come forth and sweep these reprehensible abominations from the face of ME. Lord R2. please try to stick around long enough to lead a charge or two-Sandra, a little less levity and a little more sword sharpening please. Now, lets have at 'em!!!!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 12:48 PM

You Eldar are mere ants that pinch at us and who we flick to the floor and crush beneath our feet. So, sharpen your swords! You might actually cause us mildly irritating scratches with them!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 1:11 PM

The only scratches you guys have are self inflicted caused by some strange Mordoric venereal disease!!!
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RedMaw
Shield Bearer
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 392
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 1:30 PM

The only VD we have over here was brought by those silly Hobbits!
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Anais
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 839
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 1:41 PM

so this is my first post on the so called "thread of madness" form what ive read u all seem nice...so er, kick some badie ass!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1810
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 1:47 PM

Welcome Anais!! It is nice to have another ally against this vermin. You should post a thread in "Welcome" so that you can be properly greeted.
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 2:03 PM

Greetings and welcome Anais!(any relation to Ms. Nin?)
Congratulations on your choice of Lothlorien! The Eldar are under seige by the craven minions of Mordor everywhere on the MB. We need all the allies we can get!

Orodreth111, forgive my absences. Thank you for fanning the flames of elven wrath while I was away. I may go on clandestine missions into the heart of evil occasionally, but have no fear I will always return!!!

ELVEN BRETHEREN!!!!!!
Prepare yourselves! The House of Fingolfin is preparing a warplan that includes a full media blitz, including the requisite talk show circuit and a full page ad in the Times. Of course we'll start small by beginning right here on the boards, nibbling away at the Mordor power base. The great behemoth of elven fury is about to be released,

....and when it is, the minions of Mordor will realize their folly. Too late!!!!!!!!

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Eluchil
Steward of Imladris:
Child of L?n
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 2795
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 2:21 PM

I thought I just drop in to say hi.

I concurr that the best way to increase is to greet all the newcomers. It is important that they feel welcome (to the Elven Houses).

I could also youse a hand in The Easy Way to Find the Answer thread. A few of the Houses of the elves have posted but we need more.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3893
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 2:58 PM

My Lord Roninscott I bow to you and thank you for your kind words!!

It was appreciated

Sandra
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 370
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 3:55 PM

Orodreth, Anais did post in Welcome and was dutifully greeted properly by myself, and pointed gently in the direction of this thread.

Glad you made it Anais...
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Tempest
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 3:57 PM

Yesssss. Thank you for coming. My name is Tempest and I welcome you. Come closer and I will whisper a secret in your ear.
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 5:06 PM

Heh heh Tempest girl funny. Bitey bitey! Mmmm Shagrat23 not tasted fresh elf-ears in a long time! <grunt>

Elf-girl gone all pale now? Shakey shakey?

Heh heh! <snort>

Come close... heh heh

Shagrat23 will pick it's bones clean if Tempest lady will give poor Shagrat23 some to chew on... <cackle>

<grunt>



<COUGH>

Heh heh heh!

<spit>
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 6:40 PM

Wonderful new recruit you've got there Tempest!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2062
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 6:50 PM

I attract the best!
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 463
Date Posted: Feb/06/2001 7:11 PM

Mr. Bitey Bitey doesn't seem real great at talking convincingly.

My ears still have their lovely pointedness.
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 10:40 AM

Heh heh, no speak good because elf sounds is hard to make with four teeth. <snort>

Also because shagrat23 hits his head with his shield fifty times a day <grunt> to make head harder! Heh heh heh.

El-em-mi-re maybes talks good, but I wonder if she want a headbutt contest with shagrat23... Heheh heh!

One
WHACK!

Two
WHACK!

Three
WHACK!

Four
WHACK!

Eh... Six

WHACK!

Seven
WHACK!

Eight...

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 370
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 11:28 AM

Watch yourself Elemmire, I think it likes you LOL!

Has anyone seen sandra around? I fear for her...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 11:37 AM

I am here and watching Gilaglar. I see we have newbies here!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 11:47 AM

has Shagrat23 gone mad!! These mordoric orcs are weird!
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Anais
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 624
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 12:03 PM

ouch, all that head banging is giving me quite the headache, but i can certainly see how it would explain shagrat23's ...er...eloquence? maybe not quite the word i was searching for...but then what else would u expect from an orc !!
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 12:22 PM

Heh! "Mad", Sandra? <Hack>

No Shagrat23 not mad. Just a bit angry!

And Anais, what would you espect <drool> of a elf what has been living under the Misty Mountains for thirty years?

Would you be so clever then, heh?

<grunt>

Heh heh heheh!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 1:00 PM

Anais ignore the scrawney mordoric misfit. It's all showing off. Next he'll be spitting.
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Gonadan
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of elwe
Posts: 3741
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 1:03 PM

Hey, stupid orc. Keep away from my sandra. I will protect her with my life. And I will prevail.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2062
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 2:16 PM

Ooooooo, I'm afraid, Gonadan! The only skills you have is in cleaning off mud!
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Orc#5063
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1540
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 3:23 PM

Eldar die!
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 463
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 3:41 PM

Soon you'll be graduating to three-word sentances. Get excited!!!

OH NOOO!!! Sorry, Orc, I forgot to use monosylabic words.

Shagrat23: I humbly acknowledge the fact that you are better at hurting yourself than I am.
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 4:28 PM

Even shagrat23 knows there is no 'a' in sentence... heheheh heh!

<hack>
heheheh


<< Shagrat23: I humbly acknowledge the fact that you are better at hurting yourself than I am. >>


Yep. Shagrat can hurt himself a lot more than El-em-mi-re ever could!

Shagrat23 can also hurt El-em-mi-re more than she could hurt shagrat23.

<cough>

heh

<spit>

What was shagrat23 finking???


hehehhe... Oh yeah...

Thirty-eight
WHACK!

Forty!
WHACK!

Forty-one...
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 463
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 4:39 PM

blink blink <<draws sword>>

When you have finished whacking yourself, we shall see.
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 370
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 5:10 PM

Yikes! He's either crazy, or gifted with an indestructible forehead! Must be Scottish to be so practiced in the art of the Glasgow Kiss...
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 506
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 5:13 PM

A 'whacking' contest between the elves and the orcs was not QUITE what I had in mind when I started this thread, but hey, whatever works!!!!!
Why don't we conceed bragging rights in the 'whacking' dept. and concentrate on winning the war of words. Of course shagrat23 seems ill-equipped to battle in that arena!!
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 5:13 PM

<< blink blink <<draws sword>> >>

Awww, shagrat23 like elfie's picture of sword...
Now this is an axe, and shagrat23 no good at drawing them, so he usually hits elfs with the sharp end until they fall down and don't wriggle when shagrat23 cuts their ears off for lunch...
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 5:22 PM

Hehehheh, bossman roninscott funny!

Says "shagrat23 seems ill-equipped to battle in that arena"

<snort>

heheheh wise bossman know things not always as dey seems...

<cough>

He no let shagrat23 out of his sight, eh?

<cackle>
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1552 Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 5:27 PM

Shagrat! If you take out roninscot, I'll give you a fresh elf bone to chew on! Go get him!

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Shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 31 Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 5:34 PM

heheeheh. Shagrat23 was just finking <cough> of something along them lines...

Bossman roninscott can probably fink what shagrat23 is thinking...

Shagrat23 can sneak - sneak in close. Then when nobody looking... heheheh...

<snort>

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 440 Date Posted: Feb/07/2001 7:50 PM

TEMPEST!!!!!!!!

I'M WOUNDED!!!!!!(oh, I guess that's the idea, d'oh!)

Feel free to send your whelp. Elvish steel shall provide my reply.

I'm beginning to regret holding out my hand to you Tempest...

.....it keeps getting bitten.

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 6:07 AM

You will have to cross swords with me first. I have sworn allegiance to my Lord Roninscott and will protect him with my life.

Um! A headbanging cannibal! And Tempest you show your true cowardly self. Bribing someone else to do your dirty work. Typical mordoric trait.

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1552 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 10:16 AM

Shall I kiss your hand instead, Roninscot?

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Nerdanel
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: House of Feanor
Posts: 779 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 10:35 AM

I'm next in line, Sandra! I really want to slaughter that irritating little Orc that threatened our leader! ... But now I start to think, if I'm the next in line all I will get to do is hacking at the Orc's dead corpse, and that's something we Elves don't do....

I think I could cross swords with Tempest...

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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 31 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 10:59 AM

Heheheheh, shagrat23 didn't ever threaten nice bossman...

<snort>

Where you silly elfies read that? Eh?

<snort>

hehehheehhheheh!


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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 640 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 1:27 PM

Now we are cooking!!!(finishes decapitating craven orc who tried to blindside me)Sandra, R2 ,have at 'em!!!!

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RedMaw
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 85 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 1:57 PM

{huge wolfen form races in}

CHOMP! {Orodreth's right hand is bitten off!}

{huge wolfen form races off}

{Orodreth will never cook again! }

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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 218 Date Posted: Feb/08/2001 6:04 PM

Orodreth, are you alright?!!!!!!

Now the battle has begun. In the words of Aragorn: "Come! This is the hour when we draw swords together!"



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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 640 Date Posted: Feb/09/2001 8:02 AM

A mere flesh wound!(shifts sword into other hand and cleaves disgusting wolf creature in half)They forget that I have seen the light of the Trees and my arm will regenerate!!!!

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RedMaw
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 85 Date Posted: Feb/09/2001 9:59 AM

You dirty rat! You killed my brother!

Aha, just as I suspected! Eldar are descended from lizards!

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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 218 Date Posted: Feb/10/2001 8:19 AM

Hey Tempest, where are you?

(sigh) You haven't run away at the first sight of blood, have you?

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1552 Date Posted: Feb/10/2001 11:27 AM

No, I was letting shagrat and redmaw have their fun before I finished you!

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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 218 Date Posted: Feb/10/2001 8:31 PM

When were you planning to do that?

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/11/2001 3:18 PM

Shagrat and Redmaw, be orf you flea ridden evil young Orcs. Go spit and chew your own types!!!!

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1552 Date Posted: Feb/11/2001 3:58 PM

Sandra! Your voice has been rather silent as of late. Are you finally sobering up?

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 367 Date Posted: Feb/11/2001 4:06 PM

I ask us all to be nicer to shagrat23. What he is doing comes naturally to him. He can't help being foul sandra. As our friend Gandalf once said of another pathetic creature: "My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end..."

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 505 Date Posted: Feb/11/2001 4:39 PM

Tempest - so scathing, one does not get drunk on water - it cleanses the inner sole........Try some........


Gilaglar do not sympathise with the impish brat Shagrat. Nobody could transform that mordoric monster. He has no brain........

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 440 Date Posted: Feb/11/2001 8:10 PM

To Gilaglar, faithful elf of the coasts! Have patience and we shall see what we shall see. However, as events unfold, be ready....

Interesting things are afoot at the Prancing Pony,'The Gathering Storm' and 'Elbrens Challenge'. Help us with our struggle in a more direct way.

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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:30 pm

Okay, this is the last one for now, as this is as far as I've gone with transfering the posts to Word. It takes awhile to transfer them from Sandy's e-mails, and clean them up. ANNNNND...there are a total of 43 pages to deal with. Gee, wonder why no one ever thought of doing this before? :roll:

Happy reading! :D :D:D:D

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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 369 Date Posted: Feb/12/2001 2:45 PM

My lord, grave news indeed!

Read all about it in The Gathering Storm!

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Legoslas
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: None
Posts: 56 Date Posted: Feb/14/2001 12:05 PM

fear not i have returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 671 Date Posted: Feb/14/2001 2:41 PM

Welcome back Legoslos, you have returned just in time to lead the next charge into battle against our Mordor foes!!!

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FFerret
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 64 Date Posted: Feb/14/2001 8:40 PM

(looking around for the first time here)

So, who exactly is this "Rally" person? Any relation to Bush the Eldar?

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 487 Date Posted: Feb/14/2001 9:53 PM

Welcome back Legoslas!

Greetings FFerret! You've found the place where the Eldar come to bash the Mordor-types. Enjoy!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 548 Date Posted: Feb/15/2001 2:46 PM

welcome back Legoslas Ready to fight!

FFerret why do I seem to stutter when I call you?

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1567 Date Posted: Feb/15/2001 3:52 PM

It's probably because you've been drinking again, sandra.

Roninscot, you really should do something about all this drunkeness happening with your soldiers. It's shameful!

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FFerret
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 64 Date Posted: Feb/15/2001 8:41 PM

My mother share's your name, Sandra!

As far as stuttering goes, my first F is silent. Or is it the second?

You should see "FFerret" written in Tengwar; looks a lot like "hyp[e]"... I wonder which Elven loremaster thought up that one.

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orodreth111
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 671 Date Posted: Feb/16/2001 1:17 PM

This is all cozy and cute and all,but........Lets kick some Mordor @ss!!! Tempest, shouldn't you be over in one of those Mordor type threads trying to drum up support for your dwindling following?

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 548 Date Posted: Feb/17/2001 2:01 PM

Orodreth please, the only support Tempest will get is a garter......
Why do I keep seeing two of her????? Oh nevermind!!!!!

So silent F FFerret What skills do you have?

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 487 Date Posted: Feb/18/2001 9:54 AM

What skills are you hoping he has, sandra?

Orodreth111! Join us at the Prancing Pony. Watch us kick Mordor butt at either the Elbrens Challenge or The Gathering Storm threads.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 548 Date Posted: Feb/18/2001 10:44 AM

My Lord we need skilled men and women in our fight against Mordor. Those who are swift and precise with a sword, those with strength in their arms to fire an arrow straight into a target, those who can ride a fine stallion. Those such as yourself Roninscott are hard to find.....

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 487 Date Posted: Feb/18/2001 11:15 AM

That you deem me praiseworthy is all the accolade I need, sweet lady!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1567 Date Posted: Feb/18/2001 8:16 PM

Men such as you, roninscot, are hard to find because we've killed most of you. Don't worry; your turn is coming soon....

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roninscot2
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 487 Date Posted: Feb/18/2001 8:21 PM

Bring it, my dear!

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1567 Date Posted: Feb/18/2001 8:36 PM

Are you sure you really want that, dearest?

*blinks eyes innocently as she sidles up to him*

Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.......You are the most noble elf I have ever known.......... So strong and handsome.....come closer.......I have a gift for you........sweet darling......I mean you no harm.....

*carefully slides knife from its hiding place by her wrist*

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 548 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 11:41 AM

Oh devil temptress, my lord does not lust after dark dessert. You must think him so gullible to fall for your false passion......

But there again if he does succumb to his manly yearnings, and you pull that knife, I warn you, I am at your shoulder and my blade of shimmering steel will cut you deeply.......

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pippintooke
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: dale
Posts: 44 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 1:48 PM

Greetings friends, I humble meself before ye and present meself as a hater of the Mordor scum. For this cause I pledge my servantude to those who would outst the Mordor vermin. I may not be quick of sword nor shur of foot but my heart is loyal to none other than the Keepers of Light. Use me as you wish and know that I will not give way to any unnaturals. I will stand my ground and fight with the wisdom of the ages both seen and unseen. If by chance you could use a lowly servant by all means do so. I'm indebted to your kindness.




Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 237 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 2:12 PM

Hello pippintooke!!!!!! Glad to have another anti-Mordor person.

Roninscot2, remember, she bites.

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1567 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 2:19 PM

*Tempest snaps at pippintooke*

"I always knew hobbits were yummy, especially with salt and pepper."

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Postby Sunsilver » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:01 pm

Well, folks, the first 12 pages were a snap. They copied over very quickly from Sandy's e-mails to Word.

Then, things got difficult. All of a sudden, it was taking 20 minutes for the material to copy over, and I think some of it won't copy at all. No matter, I still have the original posts in the Wayback Machine, and will try to use that as a source if I have to.

The REALLY BIG problem is that a couple of times when I had finished copying the post, and hit "save text only", the whole flutterin' post vanished on me! If I find I can only save posts in their original web format, well, that's going to be a big problem I don't think they can be copied to the web page here in that form. If they can, they are going to take up an awful lot of room!

Keep your fingers crossed. There may be ways around these difficulties! I will muddle my way through, as time permits, but it's going to take a lot longer than I though it would. :(
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:39 am

Phew! Okay, everything Sandy was able to send me has been copied, and insterted into a Word document. There is quite a bit missing. I would say the document is closer to 70% complete, rather than the initial estimate of 90%. The page numbers are crazy, and I've had to rely on the time and date of posts to piece it all together. Here are the next few pages!


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pippintooke
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: dale
Posts: 55 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 2:23 PM

Thank thee for the warn. Roninscot2 I will remember on the time we meet.
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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 504 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 4:07 PM

Pippintooke, welcome to Rally the Eldar!

A more heartfelt proclaimation of support I have never heard.
We appreciate your willingness to help in our efforts to rid the boards of these persnickity orcs/trolls/Mordor-types that besmirch the good name of Middle-earth.

Sandra, once again I can count on you to pull me back from the abyss.
Fear not for me in this little game I'm playing with Tempest, yet remain vigilant as she can be wily and cunning. She believes herself the cat to my mouse. This cat will have a nasty surprise when I 'let slip the dogs of war.'

Elemmire! You've been missed!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 568 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 5:19 PM

I will gladly watch your skillful torment of the evil woman, my Lord. Have you notice how low she stoops, picking only on young defenceless newbies.....

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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 242 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 5:22 PM

Sorry. I have been journeying in one of those places where internet is long distance.

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pippintooke
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: dale
Posts: 55 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 6:42 PM

Roninscot2 be careful 'for those that play w/fire often get burned. I can not think of a more cunning flamethrower than Tempest so do be on your guard.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1590 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 6:48 PM

Whatever do you mean, pippin dear? I am as harmless as a fly.....

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pippintooke
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: dale
Posts: 55 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 6:53 PM

Yes my fair advisary . A fly, a Titsi fly.
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FFerret
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 69 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 7:46 PM

Okay....

(making mental note to avoid Tempest at all costs)

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FFerret
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 69 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 8:18 PM

Rally the Eldar!

Let loose the flags, let arrows soar,
For me awaits the Horse of War,
Saddle up and let trumpets sound
For hallowed stars and Elven crown.
To end the nameless, faceless foe,
To hell’s demise, to this we go
Under dark Mordor’s bloodlet sky
Saddle up, Eldar, and let cry,
“For Manwe and for Elbereth
To victory or unsung death!”


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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 504 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 9:06 PM

BRAVO


BRAVO
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1590 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 10:08 PM

Roninscot, you're not really going to kill me in "Tempest's Tournament of Champions" are you? Cause if you are, I'm going to kill you first!




(Is it too late to repent?)

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Gormegil
Shield Bearer
Alliance: Mordor
Posts: 182 Date Posted: Feb/19/2001 10:47 PM

HAHAHAHAH!

The pitch black tenticles of Mordor strike again! Once more, the wisdom of the Dark Lord has shone the light (black light that is....) upon another willing ally! And this time, that shadow has fallen on one of the Eldar! Who he (or she) is, I shall not say (unless I'm heavily bribed that is!), but lest all you Eldar beware that a traitor walks amoung you!

One of yur hollier-then-thou Elven Lords (or Lady) has gleefully agreed to sell out his own kin and has even volunteered to do some of the killing PERSONALLY! Hah! I always knew that you overly mighty Eldar were at heart a sick, slothful, and degenerate race! And know your failure is complete!

And his/her selling price was remarkabley cheap as well! The fool agreed to end your dictatorship of Middle-Earth for a mere handful of demands; far less then I, or Sauron himself, were willing to forgo in order to gain such a powerful ally. Even a scum as Wormtongue would laugh at it.....

You Eldar are remarkably cheap...
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toncol
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 37 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 12:18 AM

Now now children.........is this really what newly arrived visitors have to contend with?

Now put away all those nasty thoughts of mayhem and murder and physical assault and bloodletting and torture and...........phew it can be quite arousing cant it!!!!!!!!!
Still, calm down chaps........lets just agree that those nasty Mordor types need to be exterminated, arrange it and get on with it.

Then we can get on and enjoy our nice Elven type lives.

Could we save one or two of the racier women.....just in case?

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toncol
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 37 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 12:35 AM

Gormegil does really upset you to know that .....in the end......we won!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEEHEHEEHHEEHHEEHH HOHOHOHOHOHOHHO

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 568 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 4:49 AM

So Toncol you have decided to visit Rally after all. But do not over step ranks here. Random killings and pillage will bring us down to the dark ones level.......

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toncol
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 37 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 5:57 AM

Sandra ......Hi at last

I never mentioned random killings and pillage only extermination except for one or two possible minor exceptions.

Then we are free to do as we please and as we are always just and right the whole world will be a much better place for it.

Still if you think that is overstepping the mark for a newby, I bow to your greater age and experience and to the fact that as you are a woman I probably couldnt win the argument anyway ......well at least from your point of view

I hope you will still consider me as a friend within the bounds of these walls and allow my newness to forgive some early transgressions.

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1590 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 6:15 AM

I will forgive you, toncol, if you will slowly put down your weapons and come over to Mordor. Do not fool yourself: Evil does not die, it is just reborn in a different form.

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roninscot2
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 504 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 11:09 AM

Don't worry Tempest. You're definitely going to win the fight (not without a hell of a struggle), it just may not be the victory you had hoped for.........

I will post at the Tournament by this afternoon. See ya' then
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1590 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 2:15 PM

Sandra, Roninscot, orodreth and others, let's face it. If I really was to switch to your alliance, then we won't be able to have these lively debates anymore. What fun would that be?

Plus, I have a feeling that I would end up doing menial jobs and slave labor for you. At least in Mordor I have a life.

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Inwir_Draunimion
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 21 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 5:17 PM

There may be no need to switch Tempest.

If you've been following events in the Pony, you all know of the fall of Lord Roninscot2. Long will his memory reside with us, during his long wait in the Halls of Mandos.


.......and now the true battle begins.

I am Inwir Draunimion, successor to Lord Roninscot2. Now, more than ever, we must come together and show our dedication to the ideals of our former lord.

I say to you elves,.....

STAND UP AND SHOUT SO THAT MANWE HIMSELF MAY HEAR US!!!!!!

Rekindle the inner drive and resolve to do what we must to wrest these forums from the clutches of evil!!! (too thick? Nah.)

I hope you will accept my guidance. Please believe that I am VERY familiar with what roninscot2 had intended for the cause.

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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:40 am

And now, a message from Rally’s Mistress, Sandra:

Back to Rally 1 and where we are upto. pippintooke that has just joined us in the story is in a wheelchair in real life. I can't remember exactly what was wrong with him but he had had a couple of op's on his back and I remember him saying he was in a lot of pain at times and he couldn't walk anymore. He was a very nice man but sadly he wasn't with torc for very long and seemed to just vanish. The tweezers that have often come up in conversation in Rally 2 are in the story line now. Also at this time, Tempest and Roninscott took a story line to the Pony and she killed him. He returned to Rally as Inwir_Draunimion. But little ole me didn't know. Somehow I missed it all and didn't know what was going on. I thought this new guy Inwir was out to take over the thread. How rude I thought and caught Scott on IM to ask what he thought about it. He laughed his socks off..its me he said. He never forgot that, said it always made him smile when he thought about it. I felt such an idiot!



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JustPlainSam
Petitioner to the Council
Alliance: None
Posts: 2 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 5:39 PM

I'm kind of confused as to which side I should join. I mean who's better????

Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 266 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 5:46 PM

Who is better?

Ask yourself whom you would rather have at your back during a battle?

Who to seek for guidance and comfort?

Who will be honest and forthright with you in all things?



Join with one of the elven houses and join the cause of freedom!

Help us purge these boards of the evil influence of the Lidless Eye!


Either way, have fun here at the Council and post often.
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Eluchil
Steward of Imladris:
Child of Lúthien
Alliance: House of Elwe
Posts: 2251 Date Posted: Feb/20/2001 8:10 PM

You should definately join the Eldar Sam. We are brave, beautiful, and joyous.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1073 Date Posted: Feb/21/2001 10:39 AM


Yes Sam, join the Eldar!!!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/21/2001 10:47 AM


Never, Never, Inwir_Draunimion. Who are you to promote yourself in our camp? I fear you do not tell the truth. I will only serve my Lord Roninscott. He will return bigger and stronger than ever before, he will always be here for us.....Until then I will fight on......

Tempest, Don't give up the day job. Your night one is about to expire, that is unless you can fight your way out.......

Welcome Sam come and join us

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Feb/21/2001 11:11 AM

Sorry to burst your bubble, sandra, but Lord Roninscot won't be coming back. He can't recover from the kind of wound I gave him.

(although, techniquely he wrote the post in which he died, so really, he killed himself. Glad I could be of use in that respect! )
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/21/2001 11:26 AM

How wrong you are oh evil one. You see there were two born together...

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Irmo
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 250 Date Posted: Feb/21/2001 6:48 PM

If he was truly one of the Eldar, and such a great one among them, then I see no reason why my brother will withhold reembodiment from him. Maybe with Manwë's and Namo's blessing roninscot2 will even be able to enter into ME again, just as Glorfindel did before him.

Elves are generally good, but they are not without flaws, and who is closer to being without flaws than those that reside in Valinor? Go Valinoreans!!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 5:36 AM

Irmo, there is a piece of him in all of us. Tempest does not have the strength or power to eliminate him completely. His wounds were superficial. His face, like all works of art, maybe marred but his soul will rise again within himself, bigger and stronger than ever before. And one thing about him will never change....

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pippintooke
Shield Bearer
Alliance: the shire
Posts: 379 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 8:50 AM

HERE! HERE! methinks Roninscot is much the wiser now.Tempest, you spawn of Sauron, your days are numbered. If not by might, then by wisdom 'for the path before you is set in stone. Your kind always fall by the choices it makes. Although you fight well, you also have flaws. We will find them and use them to destroy yours. Be forwarned!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 12:46 PM

And the real problem is nobody seems to know who they are anymore....

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Nazgul_Lord
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 842 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 12:48 PM

Yes, there's a piece of Roninscott in me, too. His liver.

Join the Mordor alliance, Sam! I'll teach you how to skin an elf without killing him.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 12:49 PM

ArGHHH! Utter confusion. Went to bed a woman and woke up a man....

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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1073 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 1:23 PM

Sandra, stop making excuses for "Lord chronically tardy" and get back to the task at hand. With the abundance of new recruits we should be able to set the Mordor types back on their heels!!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 1:48 PM

I am! I will! I'm going to prepare for battle........

Orodreth, you have a mean bite don't you
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Irmo
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 250 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 1:49 PM

The side of light is a choice that should already have been made. From there, it is merely preference.

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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 4:50 PM

Exactly.

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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 266 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 7:22 PM

Orodreth111!!! Methinks you speak as would a son of Feanor, not a kinsman to the wise Finrod.

Sandra! You're zeal is noted! Taking on the semblance of our fallen lord is a bold and meaningful gesture. Good taste too.

MY FELLOW ELDAR!!

As charged by our former leader, I hope to continue and aid the surge of outcries against the vermin of Mordor.

Yes, we must refute their lies and shed the light of Aman upon their deceptions!

Yes, we must find ways of decreasing their foul influence on these boards!

Yes, we must find ways of bringing new life and energy to the ranks of the Eldar on these boards.


Some have expressed a desire to take the battle to the minions of Mordor, assault them in a very agressive way and with 'extreme predjudice.'

If that is how some choose to step up to their duty then I should expect to see them at the Pony, participating in one of the threads concerned with kicking Mordors' @$$, or creating new stories of the inevitable fall of Mordor.

If, although, you prefer a more passive method, then I suggest posting replies here at the Rally. Even better, go to their turf. You know those Mordor-only threads? Infiltrate and cause as much confusion as possible! They do it to us, let's return the favor.

And finally, I hope to see more of us at the Welcome! forum, recruiting new allies to the cause of the Eldar!

You are all praiseworthy and stalwart companions!
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nazgul_lord
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 842 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 7:55 PM

First, let me say that I only came here because I got tired of you wretched, illiterate Eldar in our threads. That being said, you don't really want to kill us all, or have us leave the boards. Face it, this forum would be very boring with just the good guys or just the bad guys.
Now that I got that matter off my chest, let me say I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! THE DARKNESS OF MORDOR SHALL COVER MIDDLE EARTH FOR ALL TIME!!!

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 8:27 PM

All shall fall under my power! Lord Roninscot was weak; he fell quickly under my charm, and died a pathetic death at my hands. I am irresistable; all will fall under my special persuasive methods.


(I'm going to get it for this, I can just see it now. )

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nazgul_lord
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 842 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 9:08 PM


I stand with you, my dark sister! Before our blades, the masses of Eldar scum shall fall!

(There's nothing wrong with a little boasting and embellishment, Tempest. It's all part of the game.)

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pippintooke
Shield Bearer
Alliance: the shire
Posts: 379 Date Posted: Feb/22/2001 9:36 PM

As you stand with her, so shall your recompence be.

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/23/2001 4:20 PM


(I'm going to get it for this, I can just see it now. )
So you read your own tarot cards Tempest.....How true they predict..


Such a gluttonous attitude - your power, your charm, your persuasive methods. Ha, maybe with the men but you cannot tempt a woman the same way. With regards to my Lord Roninscott, you may mock him and indulge yourself in his blood but he did not die in vain. His death will be avenged. I ready myself for battle. Lord Inwir_Draunimion has accepted promotion and we will serve him well. But look carefully, do you believe in reincarnation .....and then there were two....
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Feb/24/2001 9:20 AM


After all, he is an Elf.

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Ainur
Petitioner to the Council
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 6 Date Posted: Feb/25/2001 1:42 PM


Hmmm... I'm a little late, in figuring all this out but.... This is just funny stuff...
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Feb/25/2001 4:07 PM

I, too, find it funny. It was amusing how quickly Lord Roninscot fell beneath my hand.

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Gormegil
Shield Bearer
Alliance: Mordor
Posts: 230 Date Posted: Feb/25/2001 9:35 PM


Toncl,

Are you sure?? How do you know that even now the Dark Lord isn't resting in secret! And also remember this, my arrogant Eldar friend: You Eldar FLED Middle-Earth and left it to the lowly Men of the West! Cowards! So, in the end, we of Mordor lost a battle or two, but at least we got you Eldar to leave Middle-Earth! All that you built with the three was lost! All your precious work slipped through your fingers, Eldar scum! You LOST EVERYTHING!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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nazgul_lord
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 842 Date Posted: Feb/25/2001 9:42 PM


WE SHALL DEFILE YOUR WOMEN AND SALT THE EARTH WHERE YOU LAID DOWN TO SLEEP. THERE SHALL BE NOTHING LEFT OF YOUR PEOPLE BUT ASHES AND CHARRED BONES!!!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/26/2001 11:18 AM

Nazgul, you've been reading to many fairytale books again. But even then the bad guys lose....
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nazgul_lord
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 842 Date Posted: Feb/26/2001 12:49 PM

EVIL NEVER LOSES!!! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR THROATS WITH MY TEETH AND DEVOUR YOUR VERY SOULS!!!

Sorry. I haven't slept or eaten anything since 6o'clock last night. I think I'm going to go make a sandwich.

A SANDWICH MADE FROM THE FLESH OF MY FALLEN ENEMIES, AND GARNISHED WITH THEIR BLOOD.

No...a sandwich made of peanut butter and jelly, and garnished with potato chips.

OH. THAT SOUNDS GOOD, TOO.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/26/2001 1:45 PM


Hmm evil and INSANE

Pass the chips round
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1073 Date Posted: Feb/26/2001 2:11 PM

Sandra, when will you learn??? You cannot talk with this riff-raff!!! I see Tempest is starting to feel empowered again. How delusional can a being be?? Now, on my signal break out the tweezers and start inflicting mind numbing pain ont the Mordor types..1..2..3!!!!!!!!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/27/2001 7:19 AM

Ok Ok Orodreth, boy can you slap hard

Prepare my steed. I have sharpened my blade and the tweezer points to perfection. These despicable Mordoric types have to be stopped. It is time to travel again. Load the carts with good food and beer, need to keep our strength up and the road will be long....

Orodreth blow ya horn and alert the elves to our leaving. Send a loyal hobbit to tell the Lord Inwir_ Whatshisnameship that we are about to travel to the Dead Marshes( think thats where we were last going to)and the wet lands. I have news of a mass of spitting Orc's improving their killing skills there......

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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1073 Date Posted: Feb/27/2001 7:36 AM


Consider horn blown. Lets bring the hobbit with. It might be fun to see what he's made of.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 266 Date Posted: Feb/27/2001 8:42 AM

TWEEZE SANDRA!!

TWEEZE ORODRETH111!!!!

Onward!! Pull every nasty, thick, curly, ingrown, scratchy, horrific hair on their bodies!!!!!

We'll sell tickets........

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nazgul_lord
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 842 Date Posted: Feb/27/2001 9:11 AM

What are the tweezers for? Oh, I know, they're so you can...oops, family friendly website!

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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Feb/27/2001 9:38 AM

What are the tweezers for? Finally Nazgul gets the point......

Good idea Orodreth, bring the hobbit with us. Perhaps we can put him down a few holes to catch our rabbit supper.

Good to see you here my Lord
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Mar/02/2001 12:47 PM

No comment on the tweezers, but......I'D LIKE TO COME TOO!!!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Mar/02/2001 3:19 PM

You are very welcome to join us Elenmire. Spit and polish your blade, gather some arrows, find a nag and join us at the sound of Orodreth's horn...
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Mar/03/2001 8:06 AM

Hasn't he already blown it?
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Mar/03/2001 8:54 AM

Wow. Your choice of weapon is admirable. Tweezers! I'm fleeing in TERROR!

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pippintooke
Shield Bearer
Alliance: the shire
Posts: 379 Date Posted: Mar/04/2001 2:24 AM

Greetings Friends, I brought a rabbit for your supper sandra. I also bring news. We are gathering brave, sober hearts for battle and as soon as we organize our forces, we will join with others. We know not who but we do know that us hobbits are not very war-minded therefore are in need of direction. If there be one that can give instruction, see the Green Knight at No Compromise. Until we meet again, Good Fortunes & Good Posts!

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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 266 Date Posted: Mar/04/2001 10:32 AM

Tempest, you wouldn't believe what sandra can do with tweezers.
Why, one time in Marakesh, I saw her make some thugs sing soprano, alto AND tenor!
Don't mess!!!!!

Pippintooke! Where are we to gather? And you have allies? Where may they be found?
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Mar/05/2001 5:17 PM

Elemmire, my dear, Orodreth is only jolly when blowing his horn!

Tempest, please allow me, plucked brows will make you so much more of a beauty

My Lord Inwir, so good of you to spare sometime away from your obvious philandering. Care to join us for supper. The fattened rabbit, an offering from hobbit Pippintooke, smokes slowly over the burning wood. Washed down with fine ale, our bellies will soon be full, and perhaps after some pipe-weed......

I and a few others will still travel to Dead Marshes. A host of orkish vagrants hide amongst the rotting dead. It will be hard to tell the difference.....

Indeed Pippintooke, the mild mannered weeny folk you mention will need great guidence into combat. A strong leader with a domineering tongue, a swift sword and firm hand. My lord is smiling... I think we have found your fellow Hobbits a commander......
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 266 Date Posted: Mar/05/2001 7:21 PM



Let's send the halflings after the orcs sandra, and get down to this mutton and pipeweed!!!!
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 266 Date Posted: Mar/05/2001 7:24 PM

Sorry, CONEYS and pipeweed.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1073 Date Posted: Mar/06/2001 6:55 AM


Stop acting like a bunch of soft little hobbits!!!!! We have some Mordor scum to eradicate. Tempest ,the tweezers are for after I've lopped your arms off!!!To arms,To arms!!!!1BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Mar/06/2001 11:24 AM

Is this what happens when you hit 1000......

I'd better give up posting

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Mar/06/2001 5:23 PM

No, sandra, that's what happens when you remain on the "good" side too long. Quick! Change allegiances to avoid becoming like Orodreth!
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Mar/06/2001 5:30 PM

OK, I think I've got the timing right now...Sandra, hasn't he already blown it?

To the Dead Marshes!!!!!!!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 6:29 AM

And become like you Tempest????????

Elemmire, Orodreth blew his horn before,during and after so take your choice
Keep your sword in hand. These marshes are full of Orcs pretending to be phantoms and spirits of the dead. And the dead have no reflection, so use the blade to mirror.....
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 157 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 9:51 AM

I Legoslas have finally returned. how ya all doin'???
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1073 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 11:30 AM

Perhaps you're right Sandra, maybe I'm getting a little to harsh these days...Lets try something new......Hey Tempest, after I've turned you into a parapalegic perhaps we could share some lembas together!!!!
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pippintooke
Shield Bearer
Alliance: the shire
Posts: 379 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 1:43 PM

Cool sword Legoslas!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 1:45 PM

hello Legolas, Welcome back, will you join us in combat at Dead Marshes?

Orodreth, you've had to much ale again. Now get yourself winded and trot on!
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 3:44 PM

Interesting idea, the sword/reflection thing...
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 926 Date Posted: Mar/07/2001 3:58 PM

Elemmire, I'm glad you are with us. You learn fast

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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 157 Date Posted: Mar/09/2001 1:22 PM

I will indeed help you in your battle!
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Mar/10/2001 3:00 PM

Why thank you.

So, when is this thing actually going to start?
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 258 Date Posted: Mar/10/2001 6:47 PM

Most 'battles' are resolved in the Prancing Pony.

This is just where we get to talk SMACK!!!!!
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 907 Date Posted: Mar/11/2001 4:47 PM

We ask fresh elven folk to come here and fight and you send then to Pony, Inwir!!!!!! Please let Roninscott return......
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Elemmire
Shield Bearer
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 342 Date Posted: Mar/11/2001 5:44 PM

Hey Inwir, speaking of the Pony, we need you back in Elbren's Challenge!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Mar/11/2001 6:13 PM

Sandra, how many times am I going to have to tell you that Roninscot's not coming back? You must still be suffering from grief. You so-called "good" people are so weak. Get over it and stop living in the past. Roninscot died like the sniveling little elf that he was, and you should not regret his passing.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 258 Date Posted: Mar/11/2001 9:26 PM

Tempest!!!!!!..........

Talk like that might bring roninscot2 raging out of the Halls of Mandos!!!!!

Anybody wishing to duel one of the Mordor scum may always do so here at the Rally or create a new thread under Alliances. I'll watch and even help if need be. However, if anyone wants to flex their writing muscle, come on down to the Pony and aid our struggles in the Gathering Storm or Elbrens Challenge.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 258 Date Posted: Mar/11/2001 9:30 PM

.......Tempest. Watch thyself and keep a civil tongue in this house of the Eldar, lest I be forced to journey to your quaint 'Tournament', and change the status quo with my sword......
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Mar/12/2001 7:10 AM

Now darling, don't be angry with me. You know I can't help it.
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 151 Date Posted: Mar/12/2001 9:17 AM

I have already 'removed' one of your most powerful allies therefor i will help him and do as much damage as i can.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 907 Date Posted: Mar/12/2001 12:45 PM

We have a hero in our presence.

I salute you Legolas
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Barad-dur
Shield Bearer
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 494 Date Posted: Mar/12/2001 1:04 PM

Oh please... I'm gonna barf from all this sickening back-patting and bajulation...
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Mar/12/2001 9:37 PM

Inwir, dear, are you giving me the cold shoulder? I haven't seen much of you lately, especially in "Elbren's Challenge." Have you finally realized that I'm too much for you to handle?
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 258 Date Posted: Mar/13/2001 10:23 AM

Go read the 'Challenge', dear ! I'm not giving you the cold shoulder, but I may give you a warm butt if you don't do as I say! You're my captive now, and although I may be willing to set you up as ruler of Mordor, I'll put up with no untoward behavior from you on the road there.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1687 Date Posted: Mar/13/2001 5:28 PM
Whatever are you talking about? You know that I'm an angel....
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 907 Date Posted: Mar/14/2001 6:51 AM

An Angel Tempest, and I only thought pigs flew!!
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nazgul_lord
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 828 Date Posted: Mar/14/2001 1:15 PM

Ruler of Mordor? Maybe I should start paying attention, but it's just so long.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 907 Date Posted: Mar/15/2001 2:37 PM

Would you like to be ruler of the Dark World, Nazgul? You'd make a great leader (a pushover on the battle field)

Ah yes! your superior good looks, those strong arms, a firm broad chest, those knobbly knees.....

Perhaps you should persuade Tempest to retire!!!
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 258 Date Posted: Mar/15/2001 9:48 PM

sandra.....your detailed description of nazgul lord brings to mind more than a passing interest on your part. Studying him a bit too closely, aren't we??????
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 907 Date Posted: Mar/17/2001 4:56 AM

My lord Inwir, shouldn't you practise what you preach

And also remember what's sauce for the Gander is also sauce for the goose
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 258 Date Posted: Mar/17/2001 6:58 AM
*Inwir looks up sheepishly and shuffles his feet*

Well said my dear.
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sandra
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: None
Posts: 907 Date Posted: Mar/17/2001 8:14 AM

Sandra gazes into Inwir's pitiful eyes. My lord, here I stand before you as a friend. The weakness that often misleads you has absconded to a far shore. I urge you to take a hold of yourself, fulfil your promise to these good Eleven folk and lead them into battle. I'm confident you still possess great fighting skills.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1001 Date Posted: Mar/17/2001 8:16 AM

Yeah celebrations........400
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1108 Date Posted: Mar/19/2001 2:14 PM

It appears that a vacuum has been created by the loss of the LordR2.
In order to keep our cause strong and moving in the right direction I propose that Sandra take up the formidable task of leading our forces against the Mordor scum. All in favor????.......
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/19/2001 6:06 PM

ORODRETH!!!!!!!!

After all of my kind words and valorous deeds, you turn on me and sow the seeds of descension right here, in the thread I started!!!

I certainly hope my lieutenant, my right hand, my 'rock', sandra is not entertaining these treasonous thoughts!! I mean, THINK OF IT!!!! The Mordor crowd stopping by to harass us like usual and they see this talk of 'replacing'!!!

For shame Orodreth................for shame.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1001 Date Posted: Mar/20/2001 3:56 PM

My Lord, I have hurried back here from Dead Marshes...An elfin brought news of treachery...I really had no idea. I am a mere woman who loves to fight evil not a leader, ha!

Hands on hips, strutting back and forth, Sandra ponders...perhaps Orodreth has had to much sun whilst roaming Rohan with his horsemen kin. And the wine that the Dorwinions sent as good will gesture to My Lord....3 barrels have gone missing, just maybe, I noticed his strange walk on my way in here!!!!!!

I agree that such a treasonous act should be delt with by means of death but Orodreth, good swordsman and horn blower that he is, would be wasted if not used at the BATTLE FRONT......
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/20/2001 4:15 PM

You're right as usual sandra. Give him a choice, TO THE FRONT or to the AA meeting every Thursday night in Minas Tirith. Copious wine drinking will not be engaged in without senior staff present, correct sandra?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1001 Date Posted: Mar/20/2001 4:25 PM

Sandra Smiles......Right My Lord, the Leadership is all yours and I will endeavour to serve you well....
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1108 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 11:37 AM

Inwir, I will forgive your rash comments as coming from someone very new to the "Rally " thread. Sandra, for shame!!!! I have been battling next to you since the beginning. To even suggest that one of my tenure would be better suited for front line cannon fodder is truly insulting!!! You, IMHO, were the next logical choice to assume command. As a senior officer of this host, I do not recall being consulted on the choice of said Inwir. To be lambasted like some newbie that just happened to wander into our little war, is unconscionable on both of your parts!!! To call me treasonous is to court the tip of my blade!!!
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 11:41 AM

I feel we should all be equals in this war.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 12:10 PM


Stand down, valiant elf. Would it do to have us slaying each other when there are so many vile minions of Mordor to gleefully wreak havoc upon?

Peace friend, and remain the trusted ally you've always been.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 12:17 PM

.......but know this. I was hand picked by roninscot2, and if you would besmirch his memory by vieing for control with me, then I will address such treason with my sword, at Tempest's Tournament of Champions in the Pony.
Hopefully this will not be nescessary........

Peace
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1108 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 2:22 PM

I vie for no control,nay, I have never desired it. The lord R2 was worthy but his chronic absenteism hindered our cause.(although rumor has it that you are actually he!!!)If indeed you have been hand picked as his successor then act like it!! Threatening and overbearingness is no way to win my confidence in your leadership abilities. Sharpening your blade and lopping off a few orc heads is a sure way to earn my respect!!!
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 3:46 PM

Well said! I bow to your wise and valorous words.

The Eldar are well served to have you among their ranks.

Peace
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1001 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 5:38 PM
Pardon me my Lord....STOP THIS NOW!!!! two men of such standing should never argue in this churlish manner. How our dark enemy will make much amusement at your futile words.

Orodreth I have always felt honoured to have you fight at my side. Together we have travelled far through dangerous lands, slain many a rotten Orcish scoundrel and blooded numerous Mordoric reprobates. Roninscott2 was a fine Lord whose leadership will be hard to equal. Lord Inwir must be shown the same respect if we are to continue battle in harmony.

May I also point out despite both Lords constantly visiting Gonecampingagain, you haven't exactly been here incessantly. You were not consulted about Inwir_Draunimion being instated because you were on one of your gallivants at the time.

My Lord has felt it right to challenge you in Pony but again I feel this is futile. We need good, strong swordsmen such as you both, in battle together to fight the existing evils..... Lets go forth
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 569 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 5:50 PM

Yeah, go forth and... bicker!

Oh, wait... nearly forgot. Only us Mordor goons are supposed to do that amongst ourselves, right?

NO?!?! You guys can do it too? WOW , another myth shattered!

What's this world coming to when all the pink-puffy cloud and rose-smelling goodie-guys and gals begin to threaten each other?

Fer shame...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1001 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 6:15 PM

What big ears you have Barad-dur and such fair hair for one so evil. Maybe you have a passion to be like us.....
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 8:07 PM

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!

I just KNEW one of THEM would see our little spat!!
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 569 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 8:58 PM

What? Did you think you could stride with impunity through our threads, hurling taunts and insults, and then not expect us to lurk in your silly little 'rah-rah' pep-rally thread?

Pffffffftt..... give me a little more credit, Inwir.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 346 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 9:58 PM

PHHHHHHFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!! Yourself, oh bastion of evil!!!!
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 569 Date Posted: Mar/21/2001 10:06 PM

“Look ye not into the mirror of thine own soul, lest ye find the darkness within staring back."
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1001 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 6:16 AM

Perhaps Barad-dur is pulling our finger!!!!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1108 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 7:34 AM

Ahhhhh, Barrad-dur, let me dispel this little myth you have. The lord Inwir is indisputedly our leader. There is no infighting occurring here, just strong debate!!! Now scurry back to what ever rock you Mordor types are hiding under these days and decide which of your next of kin will inheret whatever meager belongings you have. Thisw dispute is over and the Eldar are massing and comparisoned for war as I speak!!!! WE come for you!!!! BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOO!!!!!

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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 8:27 AM

Oh please, Oreo... do you really expect me to be frightened by THAT?

Why don't you put you money where your mouth is and come over to the Pony and "The Gathering Storm" and show me what you're made of?

Or maybe you're just like your name, all tough dark exterior, but soft and creamy on the inside...

Oh yeah, sandra, go ahead... you can pull my finger as well!
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:37 AM

your words are indeed wise but hear this Inwir_Draunimion i will not be ordered by anyone and will do as i see fit for the survival of the elven race and destruction of the dark ones. NO-ONE SHALL COMMAND ME.
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor

Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:46 AM

Oh my... looky here... another dissenter!

Methinks perhaps the mighty and pompous Eldar have a rebellion on their hands. Just like politicians, trying to pretend nothing is wrong... tsk tsk
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:55 AM

Still your foul tongue Barad_dur. No-one wants to know your opinion.
I do not wish to start a rebellion i am merely stating that i am not a slave and will not be ordered to do anything.
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 10:02 AM
As if you have the power to tell me what to do...

You guys never cease to amuse me. Go on and delude yourself, little slave.
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien

Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 10:20 AM

Barad_dur you are treading a thin line. I have a whole Regiment of cavalry of my own and i will not hesitate to bring them here to slay you.
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor

Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 10:24 AM

Sure, bring on your little merry-go-round of elves on play-horseys. I need a good laugh this morning. Mordor hasn't had a good carnival for years and I'll enjoy watching the foolish antics of your toy soldiers
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 11:18 AM

I dispise you and i no longer have to speak to such a foul creature. I will see you removed from here.
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 11:23 AM

My my, it seems I've really rattled the poor bundle!
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 11:27 AM

GET LOST!!!
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor


Ooooh, big words!

Ok, I'll make you a deal. I'll stop taunting you and promptly depart this thread to leave you guys to your squabbling, if you promise to tell your illiterate comrades to stop coming into OUR threads and acting like they've got any business being there.

Do we have a deal, my angry little friend?
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 11:48 AM

Deal.

You heard him guys. Leave the foul ones to them selves.
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor

Excellent! There is at least one elf around here with some good sense in his head.

(shakes on the deal)

I bid you Adieu, Legoslas, glad we could settle this like gentlemen.
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 185 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 12:01 PM

As am I farewell
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1108 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 1:06 PM

Legoslas, you are welcome to make deals with the Mordor types but take heed; they ALWAYS renege on them. Barrad-dur, stop trying to exploit one of our brethen and scurry on home to the tower. I shall soon deal with you directly in a Gathering Storm, so be prepared!!!!!
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 1:20 PM

Are you insinuating that honour and evil are mutually exclusive, Oreo? You wound me more with your words than you could with a thousand blades, my friend. If I make a promise, I intend to keep it. Not for you, but for Legoslas, I shall stop my taunts here. I said it, I will do it.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1108 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 1:37 PM

Nothing personal Bar.....But you do follow the lidless eye and your type is not exactly known for honoring your word.......
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 575 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 1:49 PM

Actually, I follow no one but myself... the Mordor allegiance just seemed the closest to my alter-ego's motives and background. Read the "The Gathering Storm" if you really want to get a closer look at Barad-dur's persona.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1005 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 5:55 PM

LEGOSLAS, DAMN YOU!!!!! I welcomed you personally the very day you rode into Rally. I gave you shelter and food when you were homeless and hungry. After admiring your strength and ability, I invited you to join in our crusade against the dark evil, to which you gratefully accepted. And now you have proven to be nothing more than an ungrateful,know-it-all, hormonal teenage brat who envisages himself Elfin elite of the battlefield. How dare you impose your disobedience upon us. You either stay and take orders or leave this land of My Lords the lonely child you came here as.

And evil Barad-dur, attitude contemptuous, I will pull more than a finger, those blonde girly locks and that mane on your chest will make some balding elf very happy. Or shall I use this fine sharp dagger to slit your throat and remove your witless black tongue? But still I cannot deprive the hearty crowds at Pony. Your death awaits you there Barad-dur......
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:50 am

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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 371 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 6:32 PM

Ahhhh sandra. You do my heart proud. Sic 'em!

Orodreth......solidarity. Thank you for displaying it. I'm happy that you might choose to join the battle in the 'Storm'.

Legoslas........there is a reason why I rarely respond to the posturing, venom-laced comments of the minions of evil here in OUR home, the 'Rally'. It's the same reason Gandalf and Galadriel turned down the ring. It's the same reason Max von Sydow tells Father Karras not to 'speak with the demon' in 'The Exorcist'.
They are seductive and cunning and they will draw you into their web before you know it, thus the agreement you've made, which was made without counsel amongst the other denizens of the 'Rally' and which I hope no one will adhere to. You are no ones slave, ESPECIALLY in this place, a haven for the followers of the Light. Just don't be tricked into slavery by the very ones you oppose.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1069 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:23 PM

My things are wonderfully tense here. I love what you've done with the place. Fighting amongst yourselves, insulting one another, it's just darling. Yes, sandra, let me feel your anger. Let it control you. Let it control all of you. Let your anger consume you all. You are not so different from we of the Mordor alliance, and if you fail to see this, than you are far more blind and foolish than even I thought.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 371 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:29 PM

Okidoki, you scary bard apprentice you......
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 578 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:31 PM

I refuse to reply to your insults with more of the same. I will yet succeed in making the lot of you believe that belonging to the Mordor Alliance does not necessarily make somebody one-dimensional.

Then again... I'm probably wasting my time.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 371 Date Posted: Mar/22/2001 9:47 PM

I certainly don't believe you to be one dimensional Barad-dur.....

I think you have an inkling as to my respect for your abilities as a poster, a writer and a witty individual. I just wish you were on OUR side!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1116 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 7:26 AM

Inwir you engage in the same banter that you warn others to resist. I have alot of experience dealing with this riff-raff and let me tell you; the only way to win is applying your sword to their necks, less talk more swordplay!!!!!
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 578 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 9:10 AM

How predictable... so much for my attempts at a truce. Enjoy your thick-headed stubborness then. I have better things to do than waste my breath on such holier-than-thou attitudes.

Thanks to Inwir however, for the vote of confidence.
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Legoslas
Shield Bearer
Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 198 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 10:34 AM

I am sorry for my outbursts. I.....I have not been myself lately. I have been having mixed emotions lately and i am confused. It will not happen again. Please forgive me?

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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1069 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 11:48 AM

Orodreth, your words betray your empty skull. But far be it from me to stop your foolishness, for it will only bring you to us in the end. You wish to fight, rather than parley, yes, and exterminate whole races rather than learn to co-exist. I say again, you are no different from I, except that I acknowledge my nature, and draw strength from it. Let your anger control you, I say, so that we may be assured of our victory. Anger has doomed greater Eldar than you, wretched elf.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1116 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 2:32 PM

I do not make conversation with the likes of you Nazgul Lord, other than than sound of my blade against yours. You and your ilk represent all that is wrong in our fair land and you must be eradicated, there is no coexistence possible, your precious overlord saw to that years ago!!!!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1069 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 2:38 PM

Big words, little elf! Lets see you put your blade where your mouth is. It might improve your conversation skills!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1087 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 3:21 PM

His blade is trained only to slain the likes of you evil worshipper!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1069 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 8:39 PM

Oh, no, the elves are going to slain me!!! I'll be kill by orodreth!!! Somebody, please help me!
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 578 Date Posted: Mar/23/2001 11:08 PM

Go on and fight and taunt for me, Nazgul Lord... you are my crutch at this point. Too sad, bored, and just not plain caring about anything at this point... carry on the fight, brother.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1087 Date Posted: Mar/24/2001 3:11 AM

How weak and feeble these Orcish Miscreants are! No stamina, no backbone, no fight!

Soon Mordor and its dwellers will be history........
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:52 am

Bit of a gap here, I think….

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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 8:34 AM

And smile please Legolas....We don't want to be mistaken for a miserable Mordoric misfit do we?
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 8:35 AM

I will make you choke on your proud words, wench!!! The darkness I serve is eternal, and will continue long after you and all you hold dear have been devoured by the hordes of evil. Your arrows will not harm me, for I am the Morgul King, and shall rule at the right hand of my Master for all eternity.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 8:49 AM

I shall teach thee the true meaning of misery!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 9:17 AM

A true leader you are Nazgul. How proud you must be. Evil and destructive, corrupt through every bone in that pitiful body. And your lust for blood is so evident. Sandra slips her dagger into her hand.... Come let me wipe the dirt from your brow!!!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 9:29 AM
Wait, I'm confused. Now she's complementing me. Evil, corrupt, destructive. Nonetheless, I think I can get the dirt from my own brow...
draws black blade
...but there appears to be a spot of mud on your shirt. Here, let me help you with that.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 449
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 12:00 PM

*Inwir watches sandra advance with a look of concern and worry*

I know you to be a valiant and resourceful warrior sandra, and if this foul Wraith-King is to be destroyed it shall be by the hand of a woman, yet I fear for your safety. How shall we help you in this endeavor? Do want our assistance or shall we stand back and watch you dispatch the beast...?
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 6:54 PM
"Do not think that Nazgul Lord fights alone. The mighty Tempest has returned after a *cough* vacation and readily unsheaths her sword to deflect the weak blows of sandra's dagger. Fear not! I have returned dearest Mordor!"
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 7:51 PM

Hail and well met, Tempest! 'Tis good to have you back. Truth be told, I was a bit worried with all these angry looking elves around here, and no one at my side. I mean, I know there are only a few hundred of them, but my ankle's been bothering me all day.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 449
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 9:40 PM

.....you do well to fear us, craven lord of nothingness...
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 449
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 9:43 PM

*Inwir watches Tempest enter the boards once again. Their eyes meet as she saunters in and the elf lord gives a slight nod, respectful but wary.......*

...welcome back
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 10:40 PM

Always with you, it's the craven this, and craven that. I can take a lot of insults, but must you call me a coward? Simply because I'm wary of taking on an entire thread of pissed off, armed to the teeth, (perhaps) semi-drunken elves!!! That's bloody self preservation, not cowardice! Take it as a compliment, if you will, for it may be the last thing you ever hear.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Mar/25/2001 11:37 PM

Hatred. I am a part of you all and I cannot be denied.

There is no greater force upon this world that can consume one so utterly. Nothing to equal the rage, the bile, the venom. The urge to destroy and revenge, the need to give in to the driving force of the universe. To drive and be driven by it is the exhilarating wine of one's existence. To drink of its bitter cup and become drunk with the power and control over life and death. This is the level of contempt which I hold for you.

This is my message to all the hypocritical, self-righteous, pretentious, arrogant, and self-agrandizing fakes that litter this 'land' and call themselves 'good' and 'servants of the light.' Yes, servant is an apt word for the servile herd of sheep that you are, with the hollow trash that you spout daily, the empty bragging and boasting that sickens me to the core of my being. How more like us you are than you will ever realize or care to admit! I pity the whole stinking lot of you, blinded by your condescending attitudes and hollow threats, too ignorant and cowardly to face the darkness that hides within us all, continually denying the existence of the wolf beneath the lamb.

Come then... hurl your pitiful insults at me and satisfy your bloated egos so that you may engage in yet another round of pathetic back-patting and self-congratulatory inane drivel that you are so proficient at. Your words are as meaningless to me as the void that fills the space between your ears. You are insects.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 449
Date Posted: Mar/26/2001 12:19 AM

It seems you HAVE looked into the mirror of thine own soul....

....and the darkness devoured you.

The true sign of you and the others that walk the path of darkness with you is that there is one thing you never address in your ptolemics on the misguided followers of the Light, you never have an accounting of it, a grasp on its power and potential.

I speak of hope. It IS equal to 'the rage, the bile, the venom' of hate.

You all very often speak as injured spirits who decided hope was a lie, something to be cast away and forsaken forever, lest ye feel that pain again....

No matter what you say of your hatred of us and your plans for our ruination, you have but to lay down your weapons and your hate and all will be forgotten. Cooperation versus conflict. This is the resolution we wish for, not your annihilation nor your subservience nor even your allegiance. Simply an end to our mutual animosity through mutual acceptance. Live and let live.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 449
Date Posted: Mar/26/2001 1:27 AM


Nazgul_lord.......point taken on the craven thing....
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Mar/26/2001 1:34 AM

Brave but pointless words Inwir, that sadly do not echo the sentiments of your 'illustrious' compatriots. Again your hypocrisy shines forth to blind you to the truth of yourself and those you call your allies. Hide but briefly the banner of allegiance which you and your friends purport to follow and tell me that you can differentiate between your words and ours! Of what value is your so-called enlightenment and hope when it is stiffled by the hatred and bloodthirst for us that you fail to deny within yourselves? Are your constant claims of superiority, so ladden with derisive contempt and arrogant pride all that different from what we freely admit to being? We are your dark side without which you cannot live.

No hope, you say? More wrong you could not be. We do have hope, and that is the hope that a day shall come when you stop fooling yourselves and realize that the mutual coexistence that you speak of will ever only be possible when you accept us as the face in the mirror. We are your reflection and to deny us is to deny yourselves.

Lest you forget that it was I who first made the attempt at a truce, I remind you that it was your side that slapped away the hand of peace, so unwilling to recognize that anyone but themselves might be capable of honesty. Temper your words with more wisdom before any of you dare to speak to me of hope again. It might do you well to examine yourselves a little more closely and see the cracks in your protective armour of self-importance before you seek to judge others.

We recognize what we are. You live in a lie of your own making.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Mar/27/2001 2:23 PM

Even the best of men have a little bit of evil in them.
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Sauron's_Nagging_Wife
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 810
Date Posted: Mar/28/2001 6:46 AM

Right you are, Tempest. What use would they be otherwise?
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/30/2001 10:13 AM

It is that seed of darkness that will assure our victory on Middle Earth. For not even the mighty Eldar are immune to the siren call of hatred, vengance, jealousy, and evil.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Mar/30/2001 4:41 PM

Turning sharply on her heels, Sandra kicks high and rigid causing Tempest's rusted sword to plummet into the dirt. Stepping forcefully onto the blade, she prevents an attempt to retrieve it. With left hand on the cowering Tempest's nape, Sandra's right hand, clutched with dagger, briskly moves to Nazgul's chest, it's fine point slightly penetrating his heart area. "Maybe some score lines to match the scars on your back, Dark Lord, Mmmmm. What do you think?" Blood slowly trickles down.

"Stop Barad-dur! Stop Sauron's-Nagging-Wife! one foot further and your evil companions here will die." Her hand squeezes tighter around Tempests neck. Sandra side glances at the Lord Inwir for his approval of her swift skills.

"Sir, perhaps you could instruct our best elven folk to imprison these blackened tyrants of Mordor until we have made a decision on their future!"
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Mar/30/2001 8:46 PM

A dry chuckle escapes from the Morgul King's lips, like a snake's skin crawling on sand. Sandra drives her dagger a mote further into his chest in response, but as she does so, his cloak falls to the ground and he fades from sight.
Sandra pauses, bewildered, then feels an icy chill creep up the arm which grips Tempest around the throat. Faster than thought, the Nazgul had swept behind her and grabbed her elbow. Sandra gasps in pain and releases Tempest. An unseen foe whirls her around, but she sees the vague impression of two glowing red orbs.
"Next time thou trifle with a Nazgul, thou shalt not live to tell of it," the words spoke into her mind. A cold hand passed over her face, and she lost conciousness.
The Wraith donned his cloak once more, and turned to find himself surrouded by armed, tipsy elven warriors. He lifted the body of the fallen Sandra and threw her roughly at the feet of Inwir.

"She shall recover in some short time. Think not that this affair is ended. We shall return! Come, Tempest, I deem it would be best to leave these...folk to their word games. What say you?"
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 11:01 AM

Nazgul have feelings too, you know.
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1634
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 11:45 AM
The mighty dragon shows his belly.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 11:57 AM

*snifff*
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1634
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 12:13 PM

AAAWWWWWWW C'mon!!!!!!!!!!You were a lot cooler when you were threatening to hang me by my entrails. This wimpy crap doesn't fool me by the way. I might be new but I'm not stupid.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 12:44 PM

Damn, you weren't fooled!

Very well, then, as Orodreth said, I'll show you my other side.

I will not rest until every elf on these boards is rotting in a heap at the feet of my Dark Master!!! I will cut off their ears and nail them to the gates of Minas Morgul! I shall burn their villages, lay waste to their castles and fortresses, and salt the ground where they grew their food. When I am finished, there will be nothing left in Middle Earth of the Eldar but an unpleasant stench!!!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 1:57 PM

Glad to see you made it here Gwen!!! It never takes long for Nazgul Lord to start to tweek. A few well placed(and well deserved!!)insults usually do the trick!!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 3:34 PM

Orodreth, you ignorant slut...I will feast on your innards. I will sate my thirst with your blood. Your screams for mercy, your howls of pain, will be like sweet music to my ears.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 4:35 PM

Ooh! he's so masterful when he's angry
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 6:36 PM

Slowly Sandra awakes from her short sleep. As she opens her eyes her blurred vision fades. She takes an intense gasp and shivers. Recalling a smooth, ice cold hand touching her soft face, she hears the whispering voice of some evil fiend repeatedly saying
"Next time thou trifle with a Nazgul, thou shalt not live to tell of it." The smell of rotting Orc's breath still permeated her nostrils.

Springing up onto her feet, Sandra realised she was alone. A smirk appeared on her face. Nazgul had been duped. He'd really believed this cardboard image was Inwir, the Elder who left two days before. How typical, how stupid! These misfits are so easily fooled.....
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 6:52 PM

Maybe I will give Nazgul Lord a pair of 3D glasses so he can distinguish between card-board cut-outs and real people

BTW sandra, thanks for shrinking that picture in you sig.
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1634
Date Posted: Apr/03/2001 10:42 PM

Beautiful writing Sandra! Then what happens?
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Gilaglar
Shield Bearer
Alliance: grey havens
Posts: 370
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 4:58 AM

I have returned, but alas not for long! i am the seer, and I have seen our destruction! I must go now to Valinor. I grow tired of our struggle here.

To sea! To the seas! Forever now to the seas!

Fear not. When I am gone the Valar will appoint another seer in my place. You shall fight on in vain, my brothers, but at least you shall have the gift of seeing your doom approach.

Farewell my friends.

To the sea!
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shagrat23
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 32
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 5:02 AM


heh heeh he--!

(shagrat chokes on an elf ear and dies)
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 6:31 AM

3D Barad-dur, the battle is so much more real when enhanced! See my sword??
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 8:08 AM

Hey... the long vanished Gilaglar AND Shagrat23 return briefly AND at the same time?!? Could they be the same person?
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 8:22 AM

HaHah!!! You guys have so few recruits that you need to register under multiple names just to increase your numbers!!!!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 3:09 PM

Sandra, you know I have trouble seeing in the daytime. So I have no depth perception. So I'm colorblind! SO SUE ME! I have no eyes, give me a freakin' break!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 5:14 PM


Oh Nazgul, how remiss of me. Come sightless one and take my hand. I will be your eyes and lead you. Into the light
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 5:55 PM

Hey, stale Oreo-cookie, Gilaglar happens to be an ELF, in case you're as blind as Nazgul_Lord.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 6:30 PM

Looking out yonder towards Misty Mountains, Sandra remembers fondly the departure of the Elder, Lord Inwir. News from afar of a orcish fracas had demanded his presence. His journey would be long and the fight full of peril but she knows his strength and determination will always win through. One day he will return.....but til then 'the road goes ever on and on.

And to matters at hand....Oredreth, go blow ya horn to alert the Elfin, dwarf and hobbit clans of a battle meeting. We must prepare quickly. These creatures of the Dark will be defeated and driven back to the hell they came from.

BAROOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOOOOOO
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1129
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 7:00 PM

Who the heck is BarooooBarooooo?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 7:05 PM

Barad-dur, Orodreth has much to do and is not bothered by your fascination with deserters.....
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 7:08 PM

Baroooooobaroooooooo is the sound of a horn.....

Did we eat orc brains at dinner again??????
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 1129
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 7:33 PM

My fascination lies not with deserters but with you, oh mysterious one.

The sound of a horn you say? Personally I prefer drums... drums in the deep!

DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMDOOOOOOOOMMMMMDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2062
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 8:26 PM

Check it out! Orodreth is sounding his mating call again!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3025
Date Posted: Apr/04/2001 8:34 PM

Sweet Lord, let's get out of here before things get sticky.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/05/2001 5:09 AM

OOC....Barad-dur, talking of horns, what a magnificent sig
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/05/2001 5:59 AM

Tempest what ever turns you on!

Typical Nazgul, always running look at that post count
But never fast enough! I will catch you, and thats a promise

Those drums Barad-dur. Soft but pounding, like my heart!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1532
Date Posted: Apr/05/2001 6:09 AM

The only mating call you three Mordor scum will here from me is the noise of your death gurgle as I extract my blade from your twisted hearts!!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/05/2001 6:59 AM

Oredreth, could you confirm which two you refer to....

There is three of them and......me !!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1532
Date Posted: Apr/05/2001 7:05 AM

Sorry Sandra; post edited!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/05/2001 8:10 AM

Ooooh! He's so masterful!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3025
Date Posted: Apr/06/2001 4:10 PM

Sorry, I fail to see how a death gurgle is anything like a mating call. But nice try, oreo!

Sandra, you cannot catch me, for I post with the speed of darkness!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/06/2001 6:20 PM

But the speed of light is much faster Nazgul
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3025
Date Posted: Apr/06/2001 10:48 PM

No one understands when I say that. You see, darkness moves at the speed of light. Think about it. Light moves in, the dark speeds out of it's way at...the speed of light/darkness. When the light is gone, what takes it's place...darkness.

So I reiterate...you'll never catch me!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/07/2001 3:48 AM

I get the point! or was that your dagger???
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Elohir
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 660
Date Posted: Apr/07/2001 9:30 PM

Pity the fool!......Mr.T (House of Ateam)...
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Elohir
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Date Posted: Apr/07/2001 9:32 PM

Honeycakes, eh.....Just how old is Gandalf's Mom?
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Elohir
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 660
Date Posted: Apr/07/2001 9:40 PM

Yes! Raise high your ancient rusty tweezers (no doubt, inscribed with ancient elf-runes) and behold how they begin to emit a strange glow in the presence of the Enemy's chest hairs!
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Gormegil
Shield Bearer
Alliance: Mordor
Posts: 313
Date Posted: Apr/08/2001 12:31 AM

Why are all these supposed followers of Mordor having such quaint conversations on a thread dedicated to the likes of the hated Eldar? Can anyone answer me?? When I tell them back in Mordor.....heads will roll...


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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/08/2001 5:09 AM

Well, well Gormegil, telling tales on fellow evil ones!! Can I go first at serving the punishment?
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1537
Date Posted: Apr/08/2001 11:11 AM

It is said that those who are quick to point the finger, are often those who have something to hide...
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/08/2001 11:19 AM

Gormegil????? I thought you had gone the way of the Entwife! Typical Mordor type. Vagrant and cowardly!!! Now scurry on back to the Tower like a good little ringwraith....
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/08/2001 11:33 AM

Elohir, welcome to the Rally Thread!!! Fellow Eldar,Elohir has decided to ally himself on the side of the light and join us in the eradication of the forces of Evil. He also has pretty good taste in alliances!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2148
Date Posted: Apr/08/2001 5:34 PM

Come come, Gormegil, the best way to defeat an enemy is to become his friend.....
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/09/2001 11:14 AM

'Friends', ha! I seriously doubt any of you evil beings would know the true meaning of the word.
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Sauron's_Nagging_Wife
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 844
Date Posted: Apr/09/2001 11:42 AM

It's very easy to establish a friendship with pretty Noldor boys and then have them come and visit me in the Dark Tower... They amuse me for a while and then keep my pets well fed.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/10/2001 1:29 PM

And then SNW wakes up from her fanciful dreams!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/10/2001 3:09 PM

Minus their Elder, the followers of the light rode down towards Minas Tirith along the banks of the great river Anduin.

The chase of a strayed Orc by three mischievous elvens gave the only excitement to a long and tedious journey. The miscreant admitted he'd yearned to turn into the light and join our crusade. A hobbit was instructed to keep a watchful eye. We must never assume a vile Orc can be trustworthy. No other evil predator of Mordor was to be seen.

Our steeds galloped on, their hooves splashing the sodden ground. Colourful flags of elven houses blew backwards from the spears. The sun glistened on the sheilds and swords. The men grew hungry knowing a scrumptious meal awaited them at camp. A goodnight's rest will be needed.

Tomorrow at dawn, they will cross the shadows of Ephel Dúath and into the dark lands where the wretched Nazgul Lord and his tainted followers lurk within the sights of Barad-dúr.....
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1537
Date Posted: Apr/10/2001 8:13 PM

Don't come into our land, little girl... it will be the last mistake you'll ever make.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:31 AM
I am blind to your threats. Go waste that tongue on your own kind.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 7:24 AM

Well said Sandra!!! We go where we wish because , quite frankly, your land IS our land, soon you shall know defeat and despair, repent now or suffer our wrath!!!!!!!
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1659
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 8:43 AM

( OK friends of light, I will not spend 5 hours reading 27 pages of posts. But apparently this is a continuation of the legendary battle of good vs. evil--light vs. dark)

Gwen raises her staff and the smelly orcs instantly become Shisk-ka bobbed. Good will triumph. Evil will cower. Light will overcome. Darkness will recede. As it was is the beginning, is now, and forever will be. And then we will all group hug.

That's the best I can do right now sandra.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 12:46 PM

Uhhhh....Okay Gwen. Welcome to the Rally. As you seem to be currently unallied I suppose now would be a good time to pitch the noble House of Finrod. Many of the great warrior scholars of this MB have joined with us!!! Besides, we live in a really cool place!!! We are not much for group hugging with Mordor scum though.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3422
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 12:57 PM

All is quiet in the land of Mordor. No orc stirs, no fell beast blackens the sky. A stiff wind blows from the northwest. At the base of Barad-dur, to those with eyes to see, flitted nine shadows. Nine wraiths, awaiting the fools who walked unsuspecting into their land. On the brow of one was a simple crown of iron, for he was the Witch King of Angmar, the Morgul Lord, the Bane of Arnor, the Lord of the Nazgul. And he smelled an elf.
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Scatha
Ranger of the North
Alliance: durin's folk
Posts: 2623
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:09 PM

Those Elves should really learn to bathe.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3422
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:17 PM

I wait...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:22 PM

Sandra climbed down off her steed. Here she was looking yonder across the dark lands. How dull, how morbid it all looked. The air was cloudy and smelt of rotting flesh. It was so cold. She decided to look closer. Walking forward through the marsh she glimpsed something move from behind a tree. Soft voices were heard...Sshhhh! she's coming!

SURPRISE


IT'S MY 2000TH POSTING and everyone is welcome to help me celebrate.

Thanks to Inwir, formerly Roninscott2, the boss who sent me to this thread along time ago. Also to Tempest. Nazgul, Orodreth,Gilaglar,Sauron's nagging wife, Barad-dur, Gonadan, Gwen and others that have made this thread enjoyable. See you around......
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Ringmaster
Mariner
Alliance: easterlings
Posts: 6125
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:24 PM

Congrats Sandra ? May the swords be with you!!

Be sure to give Misty a biscuit and tell her I said so
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3422
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:29 PM

The Nine were there, wearing colorful party hats. Some of them looked uncomfortable, but their Lord greeted the guests warmly. Happy 2000 posts, sandra!!! Here, have a piece of cake, I made it myself. *
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:01 pm

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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 1:58 PM

Urghhhh thanks....not the poisoned variety I hope

I say, that pink hat goes well with your black cloak
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 2:29 PM

Sandra, dearest companion!!! Congratulations!!!! We have seen much in our travels together through this thread. I look forward to many more battles at your side!!!
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Gwen
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 3:55 PM

Congratulations Sandra! I just kicked an orc's stinky butt in your honor. I always enjoy reading your posts. You're very kind and clever and funny. PARTY ON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
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Tempest
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 4:04 PM

Congratulations Sandra! Here, I brought you a gift! Can you open it after I leave?
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Elemmire
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 522
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 7:02 PM

Tempest...you're so modest.

Congrats Sandra!!!!
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 8:16 PM

Congratulations Sandra!

Here's to another 2000 posts of our good-natured vocal sparring!
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Elohir
Date Posted: Apr/11/2001 9:01 PM

Congratulations, Sandra!!! Here's to 8000 more!!!
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Volcanus
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 7:21 AM

JOIN THE WITCH DOCTORS GUILD
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 7:45 AM

Looks like rohan (the high) and not so 'wise' has a bad case of posting diahrrea...
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Eluchil
Posts: 2787
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 7:46 AM

I'm taking care of it.
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sandra
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 7:53 AM

I don't know why, but I have a strange feeling Rohanthewise wants us to join the Witch Doctors Guild
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sandra
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 8:14 AM

Thanks again guys....Elohir, 8000 more to ringbearer, come back in two years time

Tempest, regarding that present. I really don't want to wait till you've gone, you'll miss the suprised look on my face. And as my hands are full, could you.......

Nazgul, what a hero! doesn't seem that long ago we had a double celebration on our 1000. But apart from hoping that those fingers of yours are really hurting from all that posting last night, I have just one more thing to say:
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 2000 POSTINGS
Open a bottle and lets celebrate!!!!!
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Tempest
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 10:40 AM

Come, come, Sandra, you're embarrassing me. I insist that you open my gift after I leave. Here, I'll just leave it on this coffee table.
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sandra
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 11:32 AM

No No Tempest, I insist.....stay, have a coffee and open the present
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eliana
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 12:02 PM

well, i have been told i should come here, so here i am, this isnt any worse than when i joined moan and bug poeple, ill just join now and do the back reading later
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sandra
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 12:48 PM

Make sure you have plenty of time Eliana.
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eliana
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 2:32 PM

ah, it will take me a while, but ill do it, i read 27 back pages for moan and bug
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nazgul_lord
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 2:47 PM

Nazgul pops a cork and nods.
Yes, a party. Sounds like fun! But would you two stop argueing about that present. Here, I'll open it...
Blockhead begins to unwrap the box. When the bow comes off, it pops open and a midnight black creature leaps up and clings to his face.

MMMPPPHHHH!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 2:59 PM

Hmmm. That black creature really suits your face, Naz
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eliana
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 3:20 PM

its looks good on ya

sorry, reference to a big red comercial fit, for those who havent seen it, i apologize

um, does this mean somethings gonna pop out of his stomach?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 5:39 PM

You mean he's going to give birth!!!!!

No worry's about the mess. Orc's love eating innards!
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eliana
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2167
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 7:24 PM
im talkin more along the lines of "alien"
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1634
Date Posted: Apr/12/2001 9:17 PM

This is not a "lovefest" Nazgul. This is a fight against evil. You are evil and despite you're packages, you are not invited.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/13/2001 9:54 AM

Who asked you, you fence strider?
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Apr/13/2001 10:57 AM

Darn! Sorry, NZ lord. I don't know the remedy. Good luck to you!
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1634
Date Posted: Apr/13/2001 10:58 AM

fence strider??
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/13/2001 1:54 PM

It's OK Gwen, Nazgul's been drinking Tempest's home made ale. His brain is disarranged
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Apr/13/2001 8:52 PM

Hey! I take offense at that remark! In fact, I take offense at every single thing you say, sandra! Try keeping your mouth shut from now on!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/13/2001 10:36 PM

Yes, you heard what I said, Gwen! I don't need any lip from some whining little punk who can't choose an alliance!

Yes, now this thread is back to normal!
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Gwen
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1634
Date Posted: Apr/14/2001 12:01 AM

Listen Nazgul-Lord, I'm not scared of you. Keep it coming........
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/14/2001 4:30 AM

Go get him Gwen!!!!!

Well hush my mouth! Tempest has spoken...

BTW I'm DYINGfor a drink!
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eliana
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2167
Date Posted: Apr/14/2001 2:45 PM

naz, you better watch it, what alliance do you think i hold? and who do you think helped you? watch it or, or, ill find a way of either lowering you count or boosting sandies, an dyou know, over in bug, we just bbqed a nazgul and ate it for lunch so watch it
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eliana
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2167
Date Posted: Apr/14/2001 3:22 PM

that was a bad post but im too tired to make it better, you get the idea
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/14/2001 3:50 PM

Don't play with him Eliana, just go for the KILL
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eliana
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2167
Date Posted: Apr/14/2001 3:57 PM

but playings too much fun!!!! i like watching them squirm, oops, no one but you heard that right? good
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/15/2001 6:01 AM

Ok, I won't tell a soul! And as they have no souls...
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Apr/15/2001 10:37 PM

Gwen: You want a piece of me! Bring it on! I am the Lord of Nothingness, and I fear nothing, except carnies.

Sandra: You just don't learn, do you.

Eliana: I shall, nor do I wish, to say anything against you, as it would violate the vow I made as a Bard. Hail, honorary Bard, strike me if you will!
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/15/2001 10:41 PM

Hey, I'm not in the Bard's Guild and she's not a Mithril Knight. Does that mean I can give her a good whoopin'?

I know she's just dying for one, and I have no problems doing the deed.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/15/2001 10:42 PM

Gwen, Sandra, and Eliana... sounds like the members of a witch's coven or something!
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Gwen
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 482
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 6:04 AM


"Bubble Bubble Boil and Trouble"

The night sky clouded over as Gwen stoked the enormous fire underneath the cauldron of steaming liquid. Eliana gently stirred the concoction every so often wary of the sulfuric smell. Sandra read from an ancient text words which had long been forgotten save but for a few chosen ladies. The forest animals hid far from the three nervous that they might be included in the brimming pot's recipe. As eye of newt, wing of bat, and hair of timber wolf were added to the mixture a loud bang could be heard for miles. The women erupted into gales of wicked laughter.

"Heh heh heh" they giggled eyeing one another. "This shall take care of that nasty Nazgul once and for all!!" And they danced and sang until dawn.
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Barad-dur
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 900

LOL... very good!

That actually sounded like a very realistic description. I must warn Nazgul_Lord that he's about to fall victim to some wicked witchcraft.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2374
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 9:31 AM

Morrow, Morrow, Drink and Sorrow

And they danced and sang till dawn. Their merriment and cackle never exhausted. The ragging fire reduced to glowing embers now simmered the potion. The three sniffed the caustic mixture.

Wow!! how inebriating. Their giddy titter echoed the cavern:

Nazgul, Nazgul guzzle this
And give us eternal bliss
For you will be no more
Just a pile of ash upon the floor

Morrow, morrow, drink and sorrow
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eliana
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 1188
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 9:33 AM

barad, dear, come here for a sec, dont worry, just a little closer, i wont hurt you









much

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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1325
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 10:43 AM

Er...battle....glory...dead orcs???....Am I in the right thread??...Wait a sec I am in the right thread!!!! What the devil is going on here??? Enough of this poisoning the enemy guff!!!...
Tip that silly cauldron over, blow out that flame AND MOUNT UP!!!!!!
There is honor to be won and Mordorites to slay!!
....Sheesh..I go on a little recon mission and come back to my comrades brewing love potions....
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Gwen
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 482
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 11:02 AM

"Damn that Barad-dur!! That slinking spy!! He has gone to warn the Nazgul!!" Gwen called her familiar from the woods. Avathar the Black, her mountain panther, would not let him get far. Black as pitch, sleek as silver, quick as lightning, quiet as a grave, deadly as a viper, that Barad-dur would never see him coming.....

"Nothing will stop our plans for the Nazgul. Nothing."






Except for Orodreth111 being a big buzzkill, maybe.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1325
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 11:10 AM

Er...nothing like being ignored in my home thread!!!!! This aint the Pony kiddos!!! We are here for the sole purpose of RALLYING the Eldar!!!!! TO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gwen
Shield Bearer
Alliance: None
Posts: 482
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 11:29 AM

Aaahhh OK..... We're sorry.

Where's my horse?? Back to business.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2374

Can anyone join in this conversation???
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1325
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 12:38 PM

No apology needed Gwen.

Sandra....When did you ever have to ask to be here??

Enough of this Tom-foolery!!! It has been a while since we ran a roll call. I propose that ALL Rally members check in with reports on thier whereabouts and doings!! Sandra, who is running this rag-tag bunch these days anyway?? The Lord Inwir made a great show of consolidating his power only to go AWOL again. Once again I propose that you take up the burden of command!!! Let us ask the host.

All in favor?????
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2225
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 1:02 PM

Nazgul Lord, riding throught the woods, comes upon an abandoned cauldron. He dismounts and walks over, to see a small amount of some dark, vaporous liquid inside. He sniffs it, then scoops out a handful. Bringing it to his mouth, he drinks deeply.

Ah, not bad, though a little weaker than I like.
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Bardic Journeyman
"Come not between the Nazgul and his lunch. Or he shall not eat thee in thy turn. He shall force thee to wear a pink boa and sing show tunes for his amusement."
-Scatha

A.M.D.G.
carpe diem- seize the day.

carpe natium- seize the buttocks.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1325
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 1:12 PM

Scurry home NL!!! We are busy with thread business!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 2374
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 1:34 PM

Sandra awoke early that morn. The sun was still down but soon would rise. She figited for a while but then decided to quietly leave camp and ride to the top of Ephel Dúath.

The path was steep and and overgrown. The air was cold and still. No more than a distant shrill could be heard and yet she had a feeling of prying eyes upon her. A shiver thrust up her spine. She continued.

The only route through to Sauron's domain is where Ered Lithui meets this path at Morannon, the black gate. If she could find it, the troops could travel more direct.

Daylight still dim, a strong smell of evil orc flesh swept the air. Pulling her dagger from it's leather sheath, she tossed and spun it full speed at an oval shaped figure advancing towards her. A winged beast swooped and fell dead nearby. A direct hit through its heart. Sandra dismounted and retrieved her dagger. Bending down to the grass to wipe the blade clean of the vermin blood, she spied movement from behind a tree.....
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1325
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 2:04 PM

Orodreth was once again amazed at Sandra's deadly skill. Against orders he had tracked her to this evil place. Initially wanting to stay in the background he felt compelled to reveal himself."Hold Sandra!!!" he cried."Stay your hand and speak with me a moment.
I know not what folly drives you upon your current path but what ever it is I'm sure two swords will be better than one...".........

Ahh well. If you can't beat 'em join 'em!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Date Posted: Apr/16/2001 4:17 PM

Hail Oredreth, your presence is welcome. I fear an attack is imminent.
Your strength has always been a great asset. Your place is by my side. Together we will battle. Forward now to the Black Gates of hell.....
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Tempest
Alliance: Mordor
Posts: 2062
Date Posted: Apr/17/2001 12:22 PM


WATCH OUT EVERYONE! Orodreth and sandra are on the move again! Carefull, they might even draw blood this time around (though it is doubtful).

How annoying these eldar are! Let's humor them and act scared!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3034
Date Posted: Apr/18/2001 8:52 AM


The Devil's got our number, Orodreth
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3422
Date Posted: Apr/18/2001 8:58 AM

Yea, verily, I do have your number. And I have something else for you, as well. In thanks for the excellent brew, I shall bless you with the knowledge of the date of your death...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/18/2001 10:51 AM

Oooh! biting my nails again
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Elemmire
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: valinor
Posts: 547
Date Posted: Apr/20/2001 4:47 PM

All good citizens of this thread, go to For the Eyes of Mordor ONLY (All others KEEP OUT) (page 17) thread to learn of what these evil people are saying about all of us behind our backs. They are here, bothering our threads, but we have done nothing similar to them. I ask you to go and at least read the last page.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/20/2001 5:46 PM
Going to look now
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/20/2001 5:53 PM

Thanks for the tip Elemmire
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 5:33 PM

I just went over and blasted a venomous post in the Mordor thread!!!
.....Prepare for battle cause they will be over here looking for blood soon!!!!!!!!!!......YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 5:37 PM

Well Orodreth, I expect a sighting soon. We are enroute to the Mordor's Black Gate!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2146
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 5:43 PM

There orodreth goes again with his mating call.

Did I just here you say that you NEVER bother our threads with your own propaganda? Please don't make me laugh you baboons!
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Tyelpanor
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: house of gilgalad
Posts: 31
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 5:43 PM

I'm looking for blood. Anyone got any blood?
Na, just kidding. I don't like the taste of blood, but trust me I'll be back for your incredibly hot guys.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 5:48 PM

Tempest, That was no propaganda, it was merely a flat out insult!!!(it was true to!!!)
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 6:03 PM

Just thought I would pop in to your dorky little "OOOOH!!Look how GOOD I AM" thread and pay you pathetic dorks a visit. Have any of you ever noticed how similar you guys and the cayote from the roadrunner are?....I have. As usual you are to be found bragging about your latest frilly outfit and not your latest victory in battle. Why, with the exception of OREO and a VERY few others here, the majority of you pixie wannabes don't even bother to show up and flex a little muscle.
...Truly pathetic!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2146
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 6:08 PM

Oh yeah Oreo! Well, I know you are but what am I?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 6:10 PM

Welcome Tyelpanor.....not. Another one of Tempest's young delinquents come to take us to task. 'Yawn' How amusing.

What's that... it dislikes the taste of blood! how odd
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2146
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 6:17 PM

Hey, how can I help it? I'm irresistable to men.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 6:41 PM

Now this is more like it!!!!!! Sandra, see if you can take out Tempest's remaining eye with that trusty longbow of your!!! Bar is no problem although due to guild constraints I will have to have one of our minions deal with him!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2146
Date Posted: Apr/21/2001 6:44 PM

Pish posh! I see that you're not man enough to do the job yourself. What, are you afraid of me?
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 4:42 AM

I don't like to hit little girls.......
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2146
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 11:06 AM

Well, how fortunate for me, cause I have no problem hitting little boys!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 1:00 PM

Sandra strutts across to Orodreth. Clasping a splendid bow of yew and tight orc gut in one hand and a bundle of fine flint tipped arrows in the other, she simply smiles.
"The evil eye will soon be eternally blind and powerless. The arrow that impales the darkened mass should be displayed as warning to other miscreants that we will not tolerate their behaviour. Look! Tempest is so full of lust for herself, she is oblivious to her threatened surroundings."

Sandra's left hand guided arrow to bow. Her right, with swollen muscle, gripped and pulled back firmly against the stretched gut. Aimed straight towards the target, the arrow shot forward, whipping the cold air.

"Arggggg! Damn wretch moved.....but hey, whats that bulbous lump I've blooded. Oh! um! perhaps someone should instruct Barad-dur to bend at his knee's in future while pulling on his boots".......
(fun100\% intended)
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 3:33 PM

"Barad-dur straightens up, feeling the tiny, almost imperceptible sting upon his shapely backside. Turning to Tempest, he says:

'Did you hear something?'

'Not really,' she responds.

'Hmmm... I thought I heard a faint buzzing sound, and I could swear I felt something bite me,' he states in puzzled tones.

'Nah, you must be imagining things, Barad... it's too early out for mosquitoes,' replied Tempest with a grin."
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 3:43 PM

Orodreth, lets journey on. Leave these to fight among themselves, like they usually do, Ha! Far worse things lay ahead.

The marshlands must be near. I must gather some Gallows-Weed and experiment.....
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 4:45 PM

"On second thought, Barad, maybe we should put out the mousetraps again. Darn creatures keep coming back," Tempest says.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 5:06 PM

Barad-dur, I hear you have a minor rump irritation! (Sandie anticipates the reply)

Here, try this lotion of herbal GW. It has fast acting healing agents.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 6:52 PM

Sure thing Sandie darling... would you mind rubbing it on for me?
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 7:28 PM

Barad! Are you flirting with the enemy again? Shame on you!
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 7:50 PM

Oops... I've been caught!

Hey Tempest, she started it!!!

Besides, I remember a time when you and roninscott had a little 'thing' going...
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/22/2001 7:53 PM

That was purely for strategy! I got no pleasure from it!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 7:07 AM

That's unfortunate for you, Tempest.

Barad-dur, the pleasure is all mine
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 7:33 AM

BAR, there's a difference between fraternizing with the troops and fraternizing with the enemy!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 11:28 AM

Orodreath, you're just jealous because sandra's not hitting on you!
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 11:45 AM

Troops... enemies... if they're female, they're fair game!

Tempest is getting married so I've set my sights on Sandra. Like Edward the Longshanks said in 'Braveheart:' "If we can't get them out, we shall breed them out."
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 11:52 AM

Hey Barad! I'm not married yet, and like I say "Anything's fair game until the ring is on the finger."

Besides, this is Tempest you're talking to. I'll always be fair game to you.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 12:07 PM

Why Tempest, I am shocked!!!

This is your wedding day!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1814

Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 12:43 PM

Bar, please reread Sandra's last post. Her and I are continuing on, not her and you!!!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 2:39 PM

Hey, I'm from Mordor, what can I say?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 2:43 PM

What can you say!.....not much apparently, no one is listening

Tempest, is your surname Hussy by some chance?
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1535
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 2:52 PM

Yeah, us Mordor-types are shameless and proud of it!

Even you , Sandra, must admit that you have a streak of naughtiness running through you...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 2:57 PM

Me, naughty, never!

Sandra looks all embarrassed!
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2147
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 3:30 PM

I may be a shameless flirt, but that is all! Even my husband doesn't get to sleep in the same room as me!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3990
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 4:31 PM

You mean he's eternally 'out in the cold'? ** [end of inserted section]

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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 5:06 PM

You bet!
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/23/2001 5:13 PM

I always figured that, as an undead wraith, he was already 'eternally out in the cold.' Oh well, at least he's used to it.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/25/2001 3:17 PM

The journey across the darkened shadow mountain was one of great toleration. The deep thicket caused lacertions to the steed's hooves and legs. The route was virtually impassible. The tree's, dense trunks covered in Ivy and branches amass with dark green leaves, hide many evil lurking creatures. Although the Elven folk fear these dark lands, there are no real threats here to a skilled swordsman, especially one so keen and alert. And of course, horses always rear when frightened. Going forward, so far.....

"Look yonder, Orodreth. The dark satanic tower, Minas Morgul. Those ghostly low lights look so conspicuous against it's awesome black structure. So this is home to Mordor's sorcery. Hmm! We must continue our journey." The night grew darker. A faint shrill in the cold air sang of death.

"Duck Orodreth!" Sandra tosses a dagger across and over Orodreth's head straight into Nazgul's arm. At the speed of night, the creature fled as fast as it came, unfortunately only grazed.

"Damn! Next time, Naz, next time." Both dismounted.
" Right back" Orodreth draws his sword, turns swiftly and slices an Orc's ear to the ground, retracting and plunging forward, he strikes through the Orc's ribs killing it instantly. Sandra smiles at her fellow fighter.

"Brilliant! another knotch on the handle. It's become very quiet, perhaps these two had strayed out alone. Your thoughts Orodreth?"
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/25/2001 7:48 PM

Looks like someone has been watching The Matrix and Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon a little too much...
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nazgul_lord
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Date Posted: Apr/25/2001 9:43 PM

The Nazgul retreated, startled more than wounded. That the wench had sensed him was a surprise. But he was not defeated.

The Morgul King let his cloak fall to the ground, and moved among the shadows. He began chanting softly in an arcane tongue, weaving a web of anxiety around the company. He put his forth the ancient power of his dark sorcery, and slowly the incantation took effect. It began with a feeling of ominous foreboding. The elves dismissed it, a side effect of the dark and dreary terrain. So close to Minas Morgul, no wonder they felt nervous...so close to the seat of the Nazgul Lord's power. Slowly, unnoticed, the fear grew, like the buzz of an insect, a hum, they a whine. It was all around. The frantic Eldar watched with fervent, darting glances, seeing attacks everywhere, suspecting even each other. Sandra, however, recognized it for a trick, though she was not immune.

Noble brethren, do not be decieved by the sinister spells of our enemies! We are strong of will and of sinew, and we shall...

As she spoke, a sound came from behind the company, the sound of a woman laughing. The warrior Tempest was spied, and behind her, ran a troop of orcs, ravenous for blood. At that moment, the Nazgul crept up to right in front of Sandra, revealing to her his blood red eyes, then vaishing.
Sandra flailed her sword wildly at the spot where he had stood, belying her brave words.

Panic broke out in the camp. She whirled again, swinging where she felt a cold, evil breath on her neck. Suddenly, a midnight black sword flashed into view, and Sandra raised her own blade to meat it. The two met in a clash of sparks and a loud clang. Just as quickly as it came, the sword withdrew, disappeared into the night. Deep under the influence of the terror spell, she turned in quick circles, preparing for the next attack. In the camp, the orcs had reached the fear-maddened elves, who were barely rallied by the willpower of Orodreth. Tempest spurred on the orcs, her face alight with ecstacy as she beheaded an elf.

Again, the black blade flashed in, and again was met. When it disappeared, Sandra lashed out at where it was, and fell over, tipped by a kick from an unseen boot. Laughter filled her ears, as she picked herself up. The dance continued as the battle raged on. But slowly, her reflexes wavered, and the sword came closer to her flesh, ripping her clothes and scoring her skin. Then, at last, a pair of glowing coals alit right in front of her, and a sword was at her throat.

Tempest had battled her way to Orodreth, and sought to eliminate the threat his leadership represented. They did battle, fairly matched, surrounded by the greater skirmish.

Sandra fell, seeking to avoid the deadly cold press of the sword blade against her neck, but could not. Quivering with unnatural fear, yet her eyes said nothing of the sort. The Nazgul Lord's laughter penetrated her being, shook her soul, but she remained defiant despite her quivering. Her sword fell from her clammy hands, and she seemed resigned to her fate.
Tempest and Orodreth battled on, now amidst a field of dead and dying. Without warning, a dying elf, beyond mad with fear, lashed out wildly with his broken sword. The edge sliced into Tempest's unarmored leg, causing her to fall to one knee. Orodreth seized this advantage, and readied himself for a killing blow.

In his moment of triumph, the Wraith cursed, and Sandra felt the blade leave her throat. A blur of shadow flitted across the plain, and the Nazgul slammed his fist into the face of Orodreth. With a backhanded blow, he sent the Eldar reeling to the ground. The Morgul King drew a black knife, and slammed it into Orodreth's left forearm, pinning it to the ground, and sending waves of bitter cold and pain throbbing up his arm. Hoisting Tempest in his arms, he stood.

Know this, Eldar scum, your lives I give to you today. But know also, there is a new strength in Mordor, an alliance of evil might, and the Black Land is closed to your incursion. Soon, all of Middle Earth will fall under our sway. Go now, take your fallen leaders, or your lives are forfeit!

The Nazgul disappeared, and Tempest with him, and the orcs reluctantly retreated. The elves made ready to leave, before another attack commeced. But as Orodreth reached over with his right hand to free his arm, the cold sound of a woman's melodic laughter again sounded a farewell...
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 6:58 AM

Orodreth yanked the Morgul blade from his arm. By chance it had wedged itself between the rings of his mithril mesh. Wiping the blood off his sword he glanced over at Sandra."Leave it to Mordor scum to attack from the rear in the heart of thier own land!" Sandra chuckled in agreement as she cleaned her blade upon the tunic of her last victim." Let us continue on, companion, The Dark Tower awaits and I grow tired of toying with these petty minions of a petty lord."
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 7:35 AM

(Post #666 is MINE!!! The dark power is mine to command)

I warned you! Next time, I shall not be so merciful.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 7:56 AM

Don't be so sure, dark one. You haven't read the script!

Barad-dur, Do you take doses of vanity posion, Or does it come natually
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Sauron's_Nagging_Wife
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 810
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 9:49 AM

Orodreth... Orodreth... magnificent and irresistible Noldoran Prince... wear your dancing shoes to the wedding... We shall be dancing the waltz and the polka...
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Tempest
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Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 10:17 AM

Tempest glances at Nazgul lord. "I'm sorry that we could not destroy them then. They will only annoy us later." She examined her wound and pulled out some dark powder from her waist belt. Sprinkling it on the wound, it fizzed and sent out a small red cloud into the air. "All better!" she said with a wicked smile and winked at Nazgul.
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sandra
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Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 2:11 PM

I didn't know sherbet came in different colours!
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 2:14 PM

SNW....The only dancing I'll be doing is upon your corpse. But yes, perhaps I will dress for the occasion......
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 2:20 PM

Hey, there will be no dancing upon the corpse of the maid of honor at my wedding!!!
You Eldar should learn some manners, or you're not invited!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 2:24 PM

....ER....That's kinda the point.........
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sandra
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 3:13 PM

Well I'm going. Tempest has accepted my kind offer to do the catering and drinks.
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 3:17 PM

Orodreth, I would like you to come. We may be enemies, but I still want you there. Besides, half of Mordor is in the Mithril Knights guild with you, so they won't lay a finger on you. I would like you to attend and have a good time, but I won't beg.

Besides, I know SNW is looking for a...dancing...partner.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 7:16 PM

Okay....But keep that kooky wife of your boss away from me!!!!
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Tempest
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Posts: 2145
Date Posted: Apr/26/2001 8:13 PM

SNW is not kooky! She's just "morally-challenged."
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 12:43 AM

'doses of vanity posion'

Sandra, once in a while you come out with a comment that just completely baffles me. What are you talking about?
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Sauron's_Nagging_Wife
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Alliance: mordor
Posts: 810
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 3:16 AM

Why, Orodreth, if I didn't know better, I would think you were a little nervous... dare I say frightened? No need, th worry, my old man isn't coming to the wedding.

I have many guises, some of them fairer than others, but rest assured that I shall put on my fairest hues for the wedding celebration.

However, if you are going to attend of your own free will, it will save me much time and effort. I shall go and torment someone else...
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:05 pm

Just wanted to note that so far, the page numbers have been bang on the money. In the above post, Nazgul Lord was claiming Post 666 as his. That was in page 33, (20 posts per page) post number 6! Yup, post 666! :)

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Traveller
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of earendil
Posts: 121
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 3:39 AM

I'M WITH YOU
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sandra
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 5:39 AM

You are most welcome, Traveller. Feel free to help us to fight the evil within this thread. Perhaps a post about your skills first.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 12:34 PM

"Yes, as always Orodreth, I agree. These measly incidents are slightly irksome and slow our travels. These micreants lead such shallow lives. No love, no gaiety, just a profane lust for eternal darkeness to rule."

But how dare he amuse his pathetic ego on us. That prank will cost him dearly.

The cold misty night had become still once more. The woman's deranged laughter faded. The odd strange whinge could still be heard from the injured Orc's as they fled back towards the tower. The sullen Nazgul and his concubine, Tempest had made a swift retreat from the bloody fighting, oblivious and ignorant to a vast eleven warrior force following an hours journey behind. A handful of trusted fighters were ordered to bury the eleven dead and toss the putrid Orc bodies into a heap for the ravenous wildlife to feast upon.

Glancing across the thistled ground to where she had stood momentarily bewitched by Nazgul's vampirish eyes, Sandra noticed a cloth like article. With the point of her sword she lifted the now obvious black cloak of the dark Lord. Smiling she turned to Orodreth.

"The Lord's disguise! his cloak of darkness. He must feel truly naked. Such fine quality material should not be drenched with his vile odour. He will return, for without it he is Master of None. Lets prepare".....
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Barad-dur
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Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 12:39 PM

I guess she's ignoring me... as usual.
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 12:48 PM

....Orodreth nodded his agreement. The prick he had received from the Morgul knife had done nothing to improve his already mercurial temperment.Now he was furious!!! The gall of that Morodic lackey to take such liberties at his expense."Whilst I would be away from this foul land, the thought of another go at them appeals to me.And this time there will be no slinking up on us!!! Let us prepare."He drew his blade,Elgil, which gleamed an angry red in the moonlit sky."Beware, Sandra, they are close...."
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Legoslas
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Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 323
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 12:56 PM

What's happening?????
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sandra
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Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 1:32 PM

Barad-dur....How could I possibly ignore you
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Barad-dur
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Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 2:14 PM

If that's the case, then why don't you answer my question?
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Date Posted: Apr/27/2001 6:52 PM

Because she's a sniveling elf-wench! I shall sate my vampirish thirst on her blood yet!!!
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Elemmire
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Alliance: valinor
Posts: 522

Date Posted: Apr/28/2001 5:56 AM

To bother you.
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Legoslas
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Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 323
Date Posted: Apr/28/2001 11:16 AM

DO NOT INSULT SANDRA SO!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/28/2001 2:24 PM

Thank you Legoslas, fellow countryman. Carry on, let them know their place
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Elemmire
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Posts: 522
Date Posted: Apr/28/2001 6:39 PM

B-D: I told you.

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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/28/2001 9:41 PM

(sigh)
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sandra
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/29/2001 6:35 AM

Who is ignoring who now B.D???
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Legoslas
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Posts: 323
Date Posted: Apr/29/2001 11:19 AM

Barab Dur who???????
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Barad-dur
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Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/29/2001 12:22 PM

Sandra, you are positively infuriating!
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sandra
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/29/2001 2:19 PM

I know, and your easily wound up!!!!
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Barad-dur
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Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Apr/30/2001 2:35 AM

As long as you're the one doing the winding...
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sandra
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Apr/30/2001 5:33 AM

......I'll explain ..one day
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:07 pm

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sandra
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Date Posted: Apr/30/2001 5:41 AM

No 700....

Orodreth has returned to the troops to lead the advance at Minus Morgul. Sandra now continues alone, wearing Nazgul's cloak as a disguise...
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Apr/30/2001 12:02 PM

As Tempest readied the defenses of the Mogul Vale, Nazgul Lord wandered alone, scouting the enemy and searching for his fallen cloak. It was not at the scene of the battle, so he knew someone must have taken it, and he knew who that must be.
Darting across the broken land, he quickly found what he was looking for: a lone figure, shrouded in an inky black cloak. He approached unseen.

NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL, DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU NOT TO TAKE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO...SSSSTT!

The Wraith's tauntings were cut short by a Morgul knife slashing across his chest, drawn from some inner fold of the cloak.
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sandra
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Date Posted: Apr/30/2001 5:50 PM
The sharp blade severed armpit to armpit, his gaping shirt disclosed the blood oozing wound. Nazgul gave a quick deranged moan. Sandra gazed up and peered deeply into his spiteful dark eyes. While her left clutched his cold fingers beneath the black cloak at her bosom, her right hand kept the Mordor dagger pressed firmly against his weeping chest. Pushing one step forward she backed the wraith against a tree where a jagged branch stabbed his back. Breathing warmly against his iced cheeks, she softly spoke.
Look closely, evil lord. I stand here before you, not a little elven girl but a warrior woman of Eldar status. The beat you feel is my heart, and a heart is something you've never possessed. The chilled blood in those veins barely flows and your rigid body stinks of vile flesh. All said, that can be changed. Surrender now, repent and I will repair your wounds. We will then journey to the land of light where your life will be good and pure, an eternity of bliss. Choose not to and I will kill you here and now. What do you say?

Nazgul's pain from the wound was obvious in his face as he glared at Sandra, still rapped in his fine dark cloak. She waited patiently for an answer.....
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: Apr/30/2001 10:29 PM

(OOC: No fair! You've got a knife to my chest and my hand on your breasts!!!)
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deathstar
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 50
Date Posted: May/01/2001 12:36 AM

your on fire!!!!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/01/2001 5:35 AM
OOC...only an American could choose a name like Deathstar and not support Mordor!!!! Hello and welcome anyway. Feel free to join in and post here

Totally OOC.
Nazgul....It's my heart beat you are feeling!!
Stop complaining and get back in position.....

Ready.....SCENE 2 TAKE 2.....
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nazgul_lord
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Posts: 3419
Date Posted: May/01/2001 8:38 AM

(OOC: Yes, it's your heartbeat I'm feeling...mmm
soft, warm heartbeats...oops, excuse me, I have to go clean myself up! )

The Nazgul Lord slowed his breathing...slowed the beating of his black heart. As sandra leaned against his chest with the knife, the long, thin wound closed, and the bleeding stopped, as if his very flesh were an afterthought to him. He stood up straighter, and began to lean forward as he spoke

"YES, MY PRETTY LITTLE WARRIORESS, YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING...A TRUE HEATBEAT IS SOMETHING I HAVE NOT FELT IN A LONG TIME...MY FLESH IS GONE, AND THIS RAINMENT I WEAR IS BUT A MANIFESTATION OF MY POWER, SUBJECT TO MY WILL. YOU SEE, YOU CANNOT INJURE A NAZGUL WHO SEES THE BLADE COMING...

Sandra gasped as the Wraith threw himself forward, onto her, and onto the knife. The weight of his body crushed her down, and then seemed to be nothing at all. Effortlessly, the Nazgul stood up, and removed the knife from the place where his heart should have been. Shocked, Sandra did nothing as the Nazgul lifted her up and tore off the cloak, letting her fall to the ground again. Before he left, he knelt beside her, and, placing his hand again on her left breast, above her heart, spoke

I SHALL NEVER AGAIN WALK IN JOY BENEATH THE SUN. I TELL YOU, GO BACK TO YOUR HAPPY PLACES, WHERE THE SUN SHINES ON YOUR FACE, AND YOU MAY LAUGH AND BE HAPPY. FOR IF YOU REMAIN TOO LONG IN THIS LAND OF SHADOWS, I WILL SEE THE DAY WHEN THIS HEART SLOWS AND STOPS. MY DOOM, THE DOOM OF MY FLESH, WAS DEATH, AND I DID NOT ESCAPE THAT DOOM. GO NOW, WHILE YOU STILL CAN."

With that, the Morgul King faded from sight, unaware of the small object Sandra held clutched in her palm, removed from the most hidden, deepest pocket of the cloak.
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deathstar
Citizen of Imladris
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 50
Date Posted: May/02/2001 12:54 AM

news flash!!

deathstar is not an american!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/03/2001 1:04 PM

Your not American.....Please don't tell me you're British
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 3419
Date Posted: May/03/2001 2:52 PM

If deathstar is not an American, then why does deathstar's profile say 'United States'?

And don't you get uppity on me, you limey!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/03/2001 3:08 PM

Are you talking to me, Yankee Doodle???
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orodreth111
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Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/03/2001 6:42 PM


...Sandra, I decided to leave the Morgul attack in one of our other captain's capeable hands. You simply must stop slipping off like that.
I go now to forage ahead. I shall rendevous with you shortly.(I'll be back Monday!!! )
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3419
Date Posted: May/03/2001 8:43 PM
Listen, brit! You leave my Yankee Doodle out of this!
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Legoslas
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Alliance: lothlorien
Posts: 323
Date Posted: May/04/2001 12:23 PM

You got summink against brits bub??????
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nazgul_lord
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Posts: 3419
Date Posted: May/04/2001 7:32 PM

What if I do? You want to make something of it, elf boy?
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Legoslas
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Posts: 323
Date Posted: May/06/2001 3:48 AM

Come on then nazzy
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nazgul_lord
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Come now, Leg, you must know I am joking! If we will fight, I shall slay thee because you are an elf, not because you hail from England. Unlike the rest of my family, I harbor no hatred towards the British. The way I see it is, all of your people who oppressed and starved my ancestors are dead, as are said ancestors. Therefore, IMO, the best place for the conflict is with the ones involved, dead and buried.

Anyway, I could never wholly hate a country that gave the world both Shakespeare and Monty Python.
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/07/2001 8:34 AM

Good 'ol Nazzy, open mouth insert foot!!!!!
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sandra
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/07/2001 8:45 AM

I second that Orodreth...

And if you really want an argument Naz, I'm sure we can dig up some dirt on you Yanks
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RedMaw
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Alliance: Angband
Posts: 389
Date Posted: May/07/2001 1:22 PM

What's everybody Tolkien about?!?

I think Deathstar makes sense to be an elf. After all, it is a tool of the Empire, and we all know those dirty elves are trying to keep us Mordorians down!
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:09 pm

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sandra
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Date Posted: May/07/2001 2:45 PM

Sorry Redmaw, but I think you've become confused. The conversation is about Nazgul and Legoslas and the attack on the British. We have no idea what nationality Deathstar is or if he/she wants to join in Rally.
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/09/2001 6:10 AM

How dare this thread not be on the first page!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/09/2001 6:14 AM

Hey Orodreth, love the picture but I think you need more suntan
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nazgul_lord
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Posts: 3420
Date Posted: May/09/2001 12:46 PM

Now, now, why can't you people understand...I was kidding! My attacks were in jest, and I apologize if I offended anyone's delicate elven sensibilities.

Orodreth, watch out, I can think of better places to put my foot!!!
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/09/2001 12:59 PM


(Orodreth snickers!!!) Don't try to defend your nationalistic euro-bashing to me Blockhead!!!!!!!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/09/2001 1:12 PM

Hmmm! think I'll leave you two to fight this one out
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/11/2001 5:26 PM

Just keeping this thread at the top where it belongs!!!
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sandra
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Posts: 3870

Date Posted: May/12/2001 5:43 PM

My last post here....Goodbye Rally, it's been six months of fun.
Naz, now's your chance to kill me
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nazgul_lord
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Posts: 3420
Date Posted: May/13/2001 8:29 AM


???
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/16/2001 1:08 PM

Orodreth scoured the country side in search of his faithful companion.He reflected upon the battles they had fought together, the loss of friends, the struggle against the enemy and thier own personal demons.The lord R2 had been gone for quite sometime now.Sandra, unwillingly , had inherited the formidable task of leading the Eldar during these perilous times.Had the burden become to great?Only time would tell.Angered at the tricks that fate had bestowed upon thier cause, he stopped. Wheeling around in the gloom filled night, he felt the urge to vent his frustration. His horn dangled from it's leather thong around his waist. Orodreth grabbed it and drawing a deap breath he winded a great blast that echoed with his anger at the enemy and his sorrow over the loss of a much loved companion.
BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/16/2001 2:49 PM

I refuse to let this thread die!!!! This was the grand-daddy of all alliance threads. The people that have posted here are some of the best members of this MB. The history here is great. Friendships have florished here, writing skills have been honed here, I defy any to bury this thread. I await the return of my people. I will not go quietly, I will not go PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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orodreth111
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/16/2001 2:54 PM

I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!
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sandra
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Date Posted: May/16/2001 4:02 PM

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orodreth111
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Date Posted: May/17/2001 7:52 AM

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sandra
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/18/2001 2:54 PM

I can't believe no Mordor types have checked in to gloat......I'm waiting.....With sword drawn I might add!!!!
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anya_Skywalker
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Alliance: None
Posts: 272
Date Posted: May/18/2001 4:09 PM

Oh come on, you have to keep this one going!!!
Please?

Pretty please with sugar and cherries on top?
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
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Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/19/2001 5:17 AM

I'll keep it going 'cause I can!!!!!
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orodreth111
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Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: May/22/2001 6:00 PM

The search for Sandra had not proven to be entirely fruitless. The trail was cold yet there were a few clues to be found. Retracing his steps to Ithilien, Orodreth came upon fresh tracks and markings that were unmistakeably hers. Why had she circled back so far? The forest had a life all it's own and there was a purity here,as if the woods themselves fought off the wretchedness of near by Mordor.There was a feeling of wholesomeness that pervaded this ancient forest. Had Sandra come here for this reason? He felt she was close, and the feeling warmed him,yes...this was a good place...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: May/23/2001 12:14 PM

lThe rustling of dried leaves from the rear broke Sandra's deep muse. Her steed figited at the sense of an approaching figure. Withdrawing her sharpened blade from it's shreath, she demanded the being to identitify it's self. A muffled voice replied.

'Barooooo, Barooooo'! Relieved and smiling, she beckoned her fellow fighter Orodreth.
"How perceptive of you. Your presence is greatly welcomed. My journey led back here to Ithilien after the last encounter with the wraith Nazgul. As he retrieved his cloak, I removed this map from it's pocket. The path it shows leads from Barad-dur, across the Mordoric Mountains and south to the Crossings of Paros." Orodreth, now dismounted, eyed the route closely. Sandra continued.

"I have met with an elven wanderer at Henneth Annun. He spoke about the coming of a new Lord of Darkness, answering to the name of Belegur. The shire people believe him to be as powerful and brutal as his evil counterpart Nazgul. His whereabouts known only as in Mordor but I fear it won't be long before this tyrant shows his ugly face. We must prepare.

As for the Lord Nazgul, wrapped carefully within the map was this.......his Ring!
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orodreth111
Date Posted: May/23/2001 1:56 PM

It was a happy moment, the reunion of these two warriors who had been through so much.Alas it could not be under happier circumstances."These are grave tidings indeed, Sandra,although I am greatly relieved at finding you, the news you bear does little to ease my mind. From whence came this Belagur? What are his plans and more importantly, who stands with him? Perchance there is another rift in the Mordor Alliance. I feel there is nothing to do but to make haste to that evil land and keep watch on the comings and goings through the Black Gate. Perhaps we can descry something of the political atmosphere, and get some answers!!. Besides, my sword arm is feeling a little itchy these days and the closer we are to Mordor, the better chance we'll have of relieving a few orcs of thier heads!!"
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Belegûr
Date Posted: May/24/2001 6:03 AM

Belegûr stood silently amidsts the Ephel Dúath, observing the land.

He needed to contact the Nazgûl Lord. Together they would make the so-called Free Peoples pay for their stupidity...
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sandra
Date Posted: May/24/2001 6:11 AM

Orodreth, I have a feeling we are in for double trouble!!!!!!
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orodreth111

Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: May/25/2001 8:31 AM

Orodreth, The wraith Nazgul has retreated to his domain. He is powerless without this ring. Belegur is known to be travelling north towards Barad-dur to meet him. We must impede his progress.
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anya_Skywalker
Date Posted: May/25/2001 10:28 AM

And the story goes on... Yeay!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: May/28/2001 7:18 AM

Heeeeaaaaavvve!!!!! back to page one!!
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Belegûr
Date Posted: May/28/2001 7:23 AM

Belegûr made his way across the plain of Gorgoroth to meet the Nazgûl lord. From afar he sensed the other's great disquiet. What had happened? He also seemed to be somewhat...lessened...

Had the treacherous Sandra actually managed to hurt the Morgul King???
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orodreth111
Date Posted: May/28/2001 7:37 AM

Watch your tongue false one. Treachery is not to be used in the same breath with Sandra.

Orodreth and Sandra travelled with great haste in order to waylay the enemy.The wrath of Orodreth drove them at a frenzied pace.I]
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Belegûr
Date Posted: May/28/2001 7:54 AM

Wrath??? Gee, I'm scared. And I just played my character. It would never occur to the real me to think such thoughts about Sandra

Now Belegûr was drawing near to the Dark Tower. He could feel the Morgul King waiting there...
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Allowen
Date Posted: May/29/2001 4:47 PM

hey
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seaserpent
Date Posted: May/29/2001 11:56 PM

I'm here.
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Belegûr
Date Posted: May/30/2001 5:24 AM

POST!!!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: May/30/2001 8:12 AM

Welcome Seaserpent and Allowen, please join us....Some pipeweed perhaps
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sandra
Date Posted: May/30/2001 1:15 PM

Alongside one another, Orodreth and Sandra hurried northwards towards Mordor. Their steeds became more tolerant of the brambled thicket in which they rode, raced at great speed through southern Ithilien. The journey back to the heights of Ephel Duath, threatened only by two Orcish type creatures. One fled swiftly after witnessing Orodreth's decapitation of the other.

So gallant the man Sandra rode with, his face expressed his determination to rid these lands od corruption and evil. Sandra glanced a fellow Wanderer heading towards them.

"The word that passes is of a new Dark Lord named Belegur. He has crossed the Plateau of Gorgaroth and is approaching Orodruin. His meeting with the Lord Nazgul was soon to take place. I will be on my way now, good day"

"Orodreth, Belegur is no simpleton. He has timed his journey well. I know of no shortened journey across this god forsaken place. I fear we have been defeated in preventing this farce of an encounter. We must continue.....WRAITH TO YOUR LEFT....."

Orodreth, quick to relieve his sheath of it's dagger, flung the blade smoothly through the air and into the beasts chest. Sandra dismounted and retrieved a note clasped in the wraith's hand. It simply read 'Belegur....SMAXEGNIODYAWA.....Nazgul. The beast fell dead to the ground.

"What can this be? I don't recognise the language. It must be a code of sorts." Turning to hand the message across, Orodreth's gleaming sword mirrored the note..'AWAYDOINGEXAMS' Sandra smirked as she looked up at Orodreth.

" Perhaps we haven't lost yet, Nazgul is away"......
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Belegûr
Date Posted: May/30/2001 1:21 PM

LOL Sandie!!!

With his far-reaching mind, Belegûr sensed the approach of Sandra and Orodreth. Not willing to face them and reveal his powers yet, he left a mental message for Nazgûl and went up into the Ered Lithui. The message read: TOIDIESUCXEONSTAHT
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orodreth111
Date Posted: May/31/2001 7:51 AM

hehehehe!!!
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Haole-feet
Date Posted: May/31/2001 8:03 AM

Ha Ha! Tres clever, Sandra! Good follow-up, Belegur! Only I was slightly confused when the reverse spelling was wrong...still very funny!!!

FFUTSDOOGEHTSISIHT
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anya_Skywalker
Date Posted: May/31/2001 8:59 AM

LOL!

Great posts so far!
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Belegûr
Date Posted: May/31/2001 9:46 AM

Thanks!

*bows*
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:12 pm

BIIIIG GAP HERE!

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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2773
Date Posted: Jun/05/2001 1:30 PM

Belegûr made his way to the plain of Gorgoroth. Meeting with the Dark Knight and the Nazgûl Lord, he greeted them. "At last you have returned", he said to the Nazgûl. "Who is this stranger you travel with??". I am Belegûr, and together we will crush the pathetic Eldar.

OOC: The roleplaying here seems to improve day by day. How am i to catch up??
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Jun/05/2001 1:48 PM

OOC..you can't catch them up Bel...I've tied your braces to a tree and you know what happens when braces are SSSSSSSSTRETCHED
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Jun/05/2001 1:50 PM

OOC-Bar, as you hadn't yet named yourself in the Mithril Knights, I was running under the assumption that you were RPing with a different character. My apologies if this was not so. I would never attack a fellow knight!!! Let me know if editing is in order.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Jun/05/2001 2:00 PM

You can kiss him as much as you like Orodreth in the Mithril Knights but please, this is Rally and you must....KICK HIS BUTT
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Jun/05/2001 4:12 PM

LOL at Sandra and Orodreth!

My apologies for the confusion for only lately have I slowly begun to piece together all of the fragmented shards of my online persona. My title in the Mithril Knights is that of the Dark Knight and his true name will remain unrevealed for the time being. That is the same character which I RP here and appears in every other thread that I'm in. He and Barad-dur are one and the same, although there is a large time gap between his soujourn as a member of the Knigths and his current aspect in the Gathering Storm in the Pony. So in other words, there's only one of me, wherever I go!

As far as editing your post, I don't think that's necessary for I rather like the explanation that I presented for your rash behaviour...

Gosh... we all need to work on some kind of TORC-Timeline... this is getting confusing!

Oh... and Sandra... that kiss...? are you sure that the only thing that you want to do with my butt is kick it...?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None

Posts: 3870

Date Posted: Jun/05/2001 4:22 PM

I'll answer that one later but I do tend to bite more than kiss
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Jun/06/2001 12:37 AM

There's only possible reponse to that:

some more of these
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Jun/06/2001 12:42 AM


Hmmmmmmmmm......
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Jun/06/2001 5:13 PM

Orodreth's search for his comrade was not in vain. He'd come to learn well that Sandra's vanishings from fiendish encounters were measurable within a mile, her tracks distinctly recognizable in the rare clearance of undergrowth by a 'w' shaped fracture within her steeds hindleg shoe.

Stepping out from behind a broad willow, Sandra whistled clearly to attract Orodreth's attention. She always knew he'd come looking, so loyal to his companion. Her hand still wept blood. A rag of muslin, torn from an undergarment, was of little use. The spiked mace had driven deep. She glimpsed Orodreth's worried face

"My wounds will not hamper our battle, we must fight on. The chill has warmed with the disappearance of the Dark Lords. Make Elgil ready and sharp. Be in no doubt, these vile creatures will be slain before the week is past.

Several are known to be gathering at Barad-dur. Belegur must have reached there by now. He bares belated wedding gifts of withered elven heads and a cluster of fine swords gathered from a skirmish by the Sea of Nurnen. A braggart named Gormegil along with an aid Maia, both supporter's of Sauron who have had few conquests and those only of a tedious nature, have been engaged to decorate the apartment of the Lord's barren wife, Tempest. Her only pleasure since a fracas rendered Nazgul impotent." Sandra and Orodreth shared an amusing smile. Tossing a band of gold retrieved from the wraith's dark cloak during a previous meeting, she continued

"Indeed, your latest infliction must have damaged him badly, his catalyst for further attacks. And the Black Knight, I have a debt to repay. He is mine!"

Sandra took a deep breath. Both stood looking over the vulgar lands of Mordor. Barad-dur's black towers, reddened slightly by Orodruin's volcanic spew, was readily becoming host to many crude and evil beings. If only they knew of the men and elven folk of Teleri, Vanya and Nolder marching towards them. Until then we must....

"FIGHT ALONE....FORWARD"

Baroooooo, Baroooooo
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Jun/07/2001 2:09 PM

This thread and no other should be on the top of the first page of this Forum. We are the first, and we are the best!!!!

OOC. Fellow Rally Members, I will be out of town with no net access from Friday until Monday. I'm packing up the Bride and all four bairnes and heading on a road trip to my ancestral land.(Philadelphia!!) Have a good weekend and remember........

MORDOR SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2773
Date Posted: Jun/07/2001 2:19 PM

Angband, on the other hand, RULES!!!
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Jun/07/2001 2:22 PM

Yes indeed, it does!!!!!!

And Orodreth...be careful on the road to Philly... you might find some Black Riders waiting to bushwhack you!

Have a great trip, old friend!

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Vercelestarriole
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: minas morgul
Posts: 832
Date Posted: Jun/07/2001 2:57 PM

What does this thread actually do?

Lord V.


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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3870
Date Posted: Jun/07/2001 4:01 PM

What does this thread do, Vercelestarriole, well, apart from slipping up and down the first page of Alliances, it kicks butts such as yours
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Jun/07/2001 7:30 PM

Actually, that is what the Eldar scum would like it to do. In reality, it just ends in them running off, tail tucked firmly between their scrawny legs.
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2773
Date Posted: Jun/08/2001 7:04 AM

Of course. We are kicking their butts, after all
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1806
Date Posted: Jun/08/2001 7:09 AM

Dream on Lugburz losers!!!!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3420
Date Posted: Jun/08/2001 8:14 AM

Your combined impudence and ignorance is enough to make this Wraith wish he could vomit.

"Soon comes the day all shall be free, even you, and even me. Soon comes the day all shall die...surely you, but NEVER I!"
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2773
Date Posted: Jun/09/2001 5:18 AM

Well, Nazgûl, aren't you and the Dark Knight going to greet the newcomer?
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1516
Date Posted: Jun/09/2001 1:06 PM

We already have... in 'Talk'!
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:14 pm

Sandra mentions here that Rally has reached 800 posts. Out of curiosity, how many pages would that take up under the old forums at TORC? That could give me a rough idea as to how many posts were lost.

Edit: it would take 40 pages!! DUH! Yup, 20 posts per page times 40 pages equals 800 posts! So, we're right where we should be with the page numbers! :)




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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/09/2001 4:30 PM


Well done Rally, you've reached 800 posts
Still going strong, not just full of ghosts
Many have written their words in here
A few from some Dark ones, they want us to fear
But we, the Light ones, give them a great kick
Straight back to Mordor where the fog is thick
The ground overgrown, and the smell is so vile
Hmmm! we've said it before, just look in the file
We aim to turn all evil towards the great light
All these black creatures, they only want to fight
And not give into the good, they won't let it be
They would rather thrust a blade into Orodreth 111
Long term offender, the wraith Nazgul Lord
Is fine with his sorcerery but not with his sword
He's since married, Tempest his proud, darkened bride
She is now in charge although still stands at his side
They live at Barad-dur, it's towers an awsome sight
Or are we talking about the newly appointed 'Black Knight'
Who boasts and brags his alliance to the destructive Angband
With alli Belegur, another bad guy who thinks he's so grand
While trying to meet Sauron the Maia and Gormegil from Mordor
They think they are truly gruesome, infact their talk is sore
Now if they were to meet Neithan who weilds a sword of Black
They'd be impressed, a true warrior who never does slack
And there's Allowen and Seaserpent who came to say hello
They were here just once, not like that other weird fellow
Vercelestarriole, from Minus Morgel, can't make up his mind
About this thread, not like Haole-Feet whose been quite kind
His back to front sign with some words of praise
Smiles and laughs his post really did raise
Anya-Skywalker is pleased that this story goes on
And the fighting will continue even though Inwir has gone
And left the battle for Sandra and Orodreth 111
To fight on in his name and make the evil Lords see
That the Lid-less eye is not worth the fight
They should live in peace and turn to the light
Come with us, don't stay eternal in sin
Perhaps join us for a beer at the Pony Inn
Until then Rally the Elder will continue in forward gear
In this the Alliance Forum, on page one, right here.
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/09/2001 4:51 PM

Bravo! Bravo!

My dear Sandra, that was very beautifully done. You are a credit to this thread. 'Tis indeed a shame we are on opposite sides...

Ah well, keeps life interesting, does it not?

May Rally the Eldar never cease, for where else could I go to make fun of you sickeningly good people?
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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/09/2001 5:05 PM

Why thank you kind sir.

I'd rather face you than have you behind me
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/09/2001 5:21 PM


If that is how you prefer it, then I'll gladly face you rather than be behind you... although... ah, nevermind
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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/10/2001 1:00 PM


Hmmmmm!!!!
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/10/2001 2:12 PM

LOL... hey, didn't you say you were going to Hawaii? I'm still uncertain as to where to go for my holiday this summer, so maybe I'll meet you there! Then Barad-dur and Sandra can have their showdown at long last...
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Jun/10/2001 2:34 PM

Sandy.....A grand tribute from a grand lady!!!!!!! All other threads in this forum pale to RALLY. Here's to 800 more!!!
BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Belegûr
Date Posted: Jun/10/2001 2:46 PM

Sandra and Barad:
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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/10/2001 3:23 PM

Well both Mordor and Hawaii boast volcano's so you should feel right at home Barad-dur

Hello Orodreth, your turn to write
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Missing posts inserted, but I think we are still missing a few. (and the page numbers are totally f88*d!)




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RedMaw
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 638
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 12:54 PM

/RedMaw bites the tip of the sword off and spits it out/
All the better to eat your weaponry, my dear.
Are you sure you're not evil? You don't look like Eldar. /sniff/ /sniff/ You smell nicer, too.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 12:54 PM

Hey Sandra, does this mean our 'Hawaiian Luau' date is off?
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 1:03 PM

Hey RedMaw (while I've got your attention here): I need you to go over to the 'Storm' sometime soon and make a post... BD is waiting for you... just don't do anything to the Beorning, let me handle him.
Sorry for the off-topic chatter, Sandra.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 1:43 PM

If only you were serious BD. I could imagine you in a grass skirt and a garland round your neck.

Redmaw.....I am never EVIL, just occasionally naughty !
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 1:50 PM

Who said I wasn't serious? I was going to Cancun but my friend jammed out and now I don't know where to go... and I'm definetely not taking a holiday by myself
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 1:58 PM

Well, I hope you like Dolphins...I'll be with them most of the time
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband

Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 2:07 PM

Dolphins?!? That means I'd still be by myself...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 2:19 PM

Alone..No..I'm sure they'd love you.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 2:22 PM

They couldn't help but love me... but they do make such poor conversationalists... hiiiihhiiiiihhiiiii

So, which island are you going to be on?
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 3:14 PM

The big Island.....perhaps with a couple of island hopping trips
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1978
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 3:28 PM

I go away for a couple of days and the next thing I know you guys got me wearing a thong!!! It's nice to see so much activity in the Old thread. Especially the new blood.

.....Leaving thier steeds in the care of a band of rangers from Ithilien, Orodreth and Sandra made thier way back towards the evil land upon foot. Midway through the third day of thier journey, they passed perilously close to the Morgul vale. The air was ripe with tension and the vile smell of decay hung like a pall over evvverything. "I believe the host will be delayed before they reach Ithilien"remarked Orodreth."Yes,though perhaps that is just as well",replied Sandra."The return of the Nazgul Lord, the reappearance of Barad-dur,and the emergence of this Belagur fellow beg some answers before we make our move...To your left Brother!!!" she cried. Orodreth spun quickly to his right,dropped to the ground, and reemerged on his feet,Elgil gleaming in his gauntleted fist.A huge goblin stood before him, a look of hatred uponn his vile countenance.Before Orodreth could strike, the beast let out a terrible cry and crumpled to the ground, the hilt of Sandra's dagger quivering in it's back." a scout from the Nazgul Lord no doubt."said Sandra,bending over the prone form to retrieve her dagger."Yes, I believe you are correct, no doubt his death cry will have alerted others to our presence."replied Orodreth.With less talk and more wariness, the two warriors advanced through the vale, each keeping counsel unto themselves,both keenly alert for more minions of the Ringwraith king.
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Inwir_Draunimion
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of fingolfin
Posts: 449
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 5:47 PM

Yes indeed, Orodreth. It has been a busy place........

Good to see you all in such fine spirits. Just stopping in to say hello. My, my, I do miss this......
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Neithan
Shield Bearer
Alliance: house of hador
Posts: 412
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 5:59 PM

The elves are right Orc. Foresake your ways and join the Just and Moral ones who will embrace you as a brother, and council you ever your heart should fail. Glorious is the House of the first ones and the Men of old. We have no shelobes about, and will not abandon you to your doom even though it might cost us more than we have to give. You have been in the presence of the Eldar much too long already not to be effected. For one could not sit atop a mountain without taking in the view. What so you Orc?
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1978
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 6:19 PM

We have an Inwir sighting!!!

......Good to see you. ..To those of you more recently come to this thread, Inwir was our illustrious founder. He is currently on extended leave....
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/11/2001 10:46 PM

Inwir, good to see you (albeit briefly)!

Oreo, welcome back and... I haven't been able to see the pic in your sig for over a week now... is it just me?

Sandra, make sure your flight makes a stopover in Vancouver so you can pick me up.
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Tempest
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 2201
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:18 AM

INWIR! OREO! Nice to see you both posting, be it briefly or not.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 4:54 AM

Sandra rubs her eyes and peers around the room again

"Argggg! ....saw a ghost and this time it spoke...Damn nightmares!

Yawning, Sandra returns to bed
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 6:53 AM

Barad-dur.....it's deal

Hello Tempest..Oh!..goodbye Tempest
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RedMaw
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 638
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 8:02 AM

I was beginning to think we had scared them away. heheh
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 4118
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 8:34 AM

As Ordodreth went on, he was suddenly stopped by an enormous dark figure that seemed to appear out of nothing. It looked at the travellers with fiery red eyes, and said, voice like thunder, "THE NAME IS BELEGÛR. DO NOT SPELL IT WRONG AGAIN, OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!". Then the figure vanished as quickly as it had appeared.

Get the point??
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3825
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 8:55 AM

OOC....Belegur, bullying is not allowed, even from you!!
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RedMaw
Shield Bearer
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 344
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 9:13 AM

Never fear, s, oreo is a valiant foe, if not the most conscientious speller!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3293
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 9:55 AM

Inwir...you did make a stopover, glad to see. We wait for your ultimate return...soon to be followed by your final farewell.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1472
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 11:52 AM

LOL @ Naz... Yeah, Inwir is wise to run far away quickly!

Hey Sandra, since you are probably married or have a boyfriend, are you bringing any cute single friends with you? I'd hate to have to hang out with dolphins all day...
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2651
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:04 PM

lol....

Single Barad?

You seem like such a nice and handsome guy...

Oh well...guess that puts you in the same group as me and Gunnar...
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1472
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:25 PM

Hey Belegûr... how about we form a new Guild??? We'll call it THEBOT which stands for THE HANDSOME ELIGIBLE BACHELORS OF TORC!

How about it?
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2651
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:28 PM

That sounds like a great idea!!!

Count me in...
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1472
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:34 PM

We have a deal then... just put this in your sig "Co-founder of THEBOT Guild" we'll have fun explaining to people what that means.
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 2651
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:38 PM

OK...I did...now get on ICQ or MSN so I can talk to you about "The Storm"....
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 3825
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 12:59 PM

And you two think you can qualify....hehehehe!!!!

And I'm single Bar
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More missing posts added in, from here to end of section.


Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 4118
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 1:12 PM

What's that about, Sandie???
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 1:19 PM

Why Sandra... but of course we qualify! After all, we founded the darn thing, not to mention the fact that we are devastatingly handsome!
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 4118
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 1:26 PM

Devastatingly is the word...
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3757
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 1:43 PM

My looks are just devestating...that's it.
Don't think I'd be a good candidate.
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 4118
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 2:23 PM

LOL Naz
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1978
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 5:07 PM

This IS the Rally thread right???
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 4118
Date Posted: Jun/12/2001 5:30 PM

Yes
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882

Date Posted: Jun/13/2001 9:36 AM

Sorry Guy's, your mirror has cracked. Infact, it's exploded

Try the 'all the nice men are gay' club
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/13/2001 9:57 AM

Well, that's some comfort at least... it just proves Belegûr and I are NOT nice guys after all. But we are still handsome, so Sandra... here's to you:
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RedMaw
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 638
Date Posted: Jun/13/2001 12:34 PM

It's just a different kind of rallying at the moment, oreo!
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:17 pm

AHHH, the beginning of the infamous THEBOT guild!! :rofl: You must have scared them all off, Barad!


[b]Page 43


Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/15/2001 1:56 PM

Where the heck is everyone?
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orodreth111

I'm on vacation this week!!!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/16/2001 8:59 AM

Sandra slips in looks around doesn't see anyone and leaves
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Tempest
Date Posted: Jun/16/2001 11:03 PM

Can it be that this thread is dying?

NO!!! I will not allow that to happen! Quick, someone start insulting someone!

I'll begin: The Eldar are a bunch of self-serving freaks who justify their various atrocities against other races by saying things like, "Well, they're orcs. They can't change." I say it is high-time we do some serious Eldar butt-kicking.

Was that good? Or too much over the top?
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/16/2001 11:24 PM


No way... that was being far too nice!

Its a testament to their pansie-like attitude that they have deserted their own thread, sneaking in and out like common thieves in the night and making silly, one-sentence posts that have about as much substance as the empty void between their pointy little ears!

C'mon, you sissies!!! Come out of your hidey-holes so that I can knock some sense into your heads with my mace!
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/17/2001 12:05 AM

INWIR!!!!!!

You old dog! I can see that you're logged in right now!! Get in here and defend your honour!!!!!

When (if ever) are you coming back? We need you in 'The Storm'!!!! The good guys are fumbling around like dummies without your guidance, and Nerdanel will soon be in my grasp! Will you stand for that?

Come back to us!!!!
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nazgul_lord
Ranger of the North
Alliance: mordor
Posts: 3757
Date Posted: Jun/17/2001 11:04 PM

They're just afraid to come out and face us because every time they do they end up running off to momma, tails between legs.
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/17/2001 11:32 PM

HA!!! Cowards!! We have turned your poor excuse Lemonade-Stand of a rally thread into a virtual wasteland! Where are your vaunted armies now, huh? Oh sorry, I forgot... too busy chickening out and fleeing in ships for the West, right? Better hurry... you might still be in time to catch the last boat! I think henceforth I shall call you Lemmings... all you elves do is gather in packs and head for the coast!

LEMMINGS, LEMMINGS, LEMMINGS!!!!!!
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1978
Date Posted: Jun/18/2001 7:06 AM

Whoa Nelly!!!!
I take a vacation for a few days and the next thing I know a bunch of lackluster losers from Lugburz come in here and start flappin' thier gums like they own the joint!!! Elgil is drawn and all I want to know is........Who's first???
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/18/2001 8:50 AM

OOC.....Orodreth, fortunately for you, guns haven't been invented yet. Such a cowardly act...taking time out for a holiday during a battle.

But then I suppose we could always hang you!
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Barad-dur
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 1727
Date Posted: Jun/18/2001 9:39 AM

Hey, the King Lemming finally shows his face, and already he's waving his laughable little toothpick in the air... and what have we here... the lovely Sandra fostering dissention in the Lemming ranks?!?

Hanging is so cliched... we can think of far better things to do with that loudmouth Oreo cookie...
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/18/2001 10:15 AM

My My Barad-dur, What large ears you have....that conversation was private.....
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1978
Date Posted: Jun/18/2001 4:21 PM

Dissension???? Never!!! And Sandra, one may draw forth a blade!!
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RedMaw
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 638
Date Posted: Jun/19/2001 6:03 AM

Well looky here. Looks like all the elves got on the boat and left one behind! Hello Oreo, did you stay behind to give us one last elf to slaughter, for old times' sake? Prepare to meet your doom!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/19/2001 4:03 PM

Back to page One....Rally
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orodreth111
Ranger of the North
Alliance: house of finrod felagund
Posts: 1978
Date Posted: Jun/21/2001 7:06 AM

The wound had gotten worse. Somehow in his skirmish with The Dark Knight and the Nazgul Lord he had been wounded. An almost inperceptable slice across his leg. It must have been the Ringwraith's morgul blade,for it had soon festered. Not soon after the visions came. Dark dreams,depression and moroseness worked to create a general miasma in Orodreth's mind. Trying to remain stoic, he said nothing. Nothing that is until he could no longer walk. Dropping to the ground he had started to convulse and shudder."What is it?",Sandra had asked,concern evident in her voice." A slight wound that appears to be getting worse."he replied." Shaking her head and mumbling something about "men",she made him let her examine it."Morgul wound." She muttered under her breath.Dropping her pack, she rummaged through it until she found what she needed.She shortly had a fire going and water boiling.After crumbling some herbs into the water, Orodreth was able to detect the scent of Athelas in the air. Not soon after,Sandra applied a poultice to his leg. That coupled with the recuperative powers of the Eldar soon had him feeling strong. "We rest another day,Orodreth, then we must continue on." she stated. Feeling a sense of compassion and gratitude, Orodreth rolled over and was soon in a healing slumber.
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Posts: 4882
Date Posted: Jun/21/2001 2:42 PM

whose afraid of the big bad wolf? Not us!!!!!
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RedMaw
Rider of the Mark
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 638
Date Posted: Jun/22/2001 11:34 AM

And certainly not me, for I am a bigger and badder one!
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sandra
Ranger of the North
Alliance: None
Date Posted: Jun/24/2001 5:58 AM

thats debatable Redmaw!!!!
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sandra
Alliance:none
Date Posted: Jun/24/2001 8:30 AM

Orodreth lay relaxed, his wound now painless and healing, he faintly heard Sandra whisper

"I will kill you if you die on me!" His weak smile muttered in return

"Even though I'll already be dead.....but this I vow to you. I will never leave your side dead or alive until our battle is done." He closed his eyes and slept for many hours. It would be a long night for Sandra...tending to her comrades welfare, changing the Athelas poultice every hour and wiping the sweat from his brow.

The slain goblin's fatal cry which echoed the trees earlier had proved worthless. The feared attack had not emerged from the darkside. Only later had The Nazgul Lord and the Dark Knight become sensitive of their whereabouts. Belegur was known to be within spitting distance from Barad-dur. Nazgul had now returned home where he and his wife Tempest were waiting the new Dark Lords arrival. Still some 50 miles south, much travelling lay ahead. With the delay of Orodreth's injury, their time to intervine had become pressing. The exact location of the Dark Knight now unknown, Sandra had to keep a keen eye throughout the night.

Orordreth now deep in slumber, the night cold but still, she took out a book she had gained on her travels. It had been written by a man with great imagination into his fantasy of good and evil. Several chapters in, it told of a traveller and his companions who were attack by some evil dark riders. One companion was deeply wounded but healed by a hebal plant and long sleep.

A feeling of de ja vu unsettled Sandra. Looking up and tossing the book to one side, she dismissed it as only mere fairytale. Now back to reality......
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Belegûr
Date Posted: Jun/24/2001 2:58 PM

Up to the top, where it belongs!

Redmaw: I'm not afraid of ANY wolf. I have Dragons to defend me
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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 8:31 AM

Dragons....like their masters...full of hot air
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Belegûr
Ranger of the North
Alliance: Angband
Posts: 3155
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 8:43 AM

Right. You're asking for trouble...
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sandra
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 8:46 AM

Biting my nails!!!!!
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Belegûr
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 8:50 AM

Good

You should be
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RedMaw
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 1:36 PM

Sandra, I was wondering, are you an Eldar or are you just visiting?
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 1:46 PM

Actually Red Maw, this is our thread and you are just visiting...
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sandra


And Orodreth suddenly awoke from his deep slumber!
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Jun/25/2001 2:57 PM

Well, next time I will have to hit him harder so he stays down longer!
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:18 pm

Page 45 Obviously something missing here…Barad-dur said he was leaving, but the post where he says that is gone. Also, there is a large jump in time.

RedMaw
Date Posted: Jul/06/2001 12:41 PM

RedMaw awoke with a start. He wandered the wasteland for awhile hoping to clear his head. Perhaps a fresh kill would help. He wandered far and wide, but prey was scarce in these parts. Soon he spied a dark and ominous figure walking eastward. With nothing better to do, he decided to follow him.
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Jul/06/2001 3:32 PM


Bar!!!!! What the hell was that post????
....You can't just leave!!! Granted this is the most bizzare long term thread on the board and sometimes it make no sense at all, but that is the fun of it. The Dark Knight must stay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: Jul/07/2001 5:38 AM

another sad loss
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sandra


Ok, smiles all round. Ooh, the powers of persuasion
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Jul/09/2001 1:41 PM

Back to your just place RALLY....The top!!!!!!!!

....Now, what the blue blazes is going on with Barad-dur???
I am completely lost, and he has yet to reply to my e-mails!!!!
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Jul/09/2001 2:16 PM

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! There's no place like home!!!!!!
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sandra

Hmm! couldn't agree more
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Jul/09/2001 6:17 PM

Good evening Sandra How are you? What is going on with Barad-dur these days? He won't reply to my queries via E-Mail.
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sandra
Date Posted: Jul/10/2001 7:19 AM

Hi Orodreth...check your mail
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Postby Sunsilver » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:21 pm

BIG GAP IN TIME


Page 46 (Here begins the exchange with the troll, Skrewball, which was responsible for the thread’s deletion. I can’t believe this [tos violation] of an excuse for a human being actually made it to Rider of the Mark on this board before being permanently banned. I guess this was one time the moderators were definitely more tolerant than they should have been! :( And remember, some of his posts were made JUST after 9/11! :x



Vercelestarriole
Date Posted: Aug/24/2001 1:59 PM

This thread was sinking beyond count.

Lord V.
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sandra

great Orodreth, lets see what they are made of now
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skrewball
Rider of the Mark
Date Posted: Aug/25/2001 6:38 AM

i am here to answer the challenge put forth by orodreth. this is my forst foray into this putrid example of elvish idiocy, and i look forward to exploring the depths of your self-effacing nonsense.
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Vercelestarriole
Date Posted: Aug/25/2001 2:40 PM

Skrewball, Wise words, Wise Words indeed.


Lord V.
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Aug/25/2001 5:16 PM

Welcome to the RALLY Skrewball. Any chance of you changing allegiances?....I didn't think so!! (Just trying to keep in spirit with our long-gone founder's intentions) As you may not be aware of it, I will fill you in with the history of this great thread as well as the history of that pathetic wannabe thread that I found you lurking in. We are the first and the oldest. The "followers" thread was started as a pale imitation of us, just as all things Dark were created in mockery of the light. This being said, please examine the storyline as it goes back over many pages and months. Some of the greatest members of your kind at TORC(Barad-dur, Belegur,Tempest,SNW,Redmaw,Orc#5063,and a slew of other Morodic geeks) have participated at length here only to be vanquished and disappear off to threads unknown.
We have some great role-play and alot of fun besides, So again, welcome!! Now en'guard!!!!!!!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: Aug/25/2001 5:42 PM

Sandra sits polishing her sword.....
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gwendalar
Date Posted: Aug/26/2001 3:26 PM

Wandering the bleak land I spied a glimps of Sandra's sword from the polishing. Beware all for I smell and hear something foul drifting towards your position. If you are need of another defender just
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sandra
Date Posted: Aug/26/2001 4:14 PM

Hail and welcome Gwendalar, please join Orodreth and I for some ale and cram. Come tell us of your skills.....and victories....
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skrewball
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 4:07 AM

i fear you shall not find me a foe as easily vanquished. the edge of sandra's sword holds little fear for me. age is no indiacator of virtue, and the followers thread has proved this. i look forward to clash of wits with 2 such adversaries as yourselves.
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sandra
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 5:08 AM

Did you hear something Orodreth???
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 6:22 AM

Yes....It sounded like FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!
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sandra
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 7:36 AM


Great!!! I'll start the fire...you get the spit....

No Orodreth,!!! thats not what I meant. Anyone got a tissue????
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 9:10 AM

The great eagle circled soundlessy through the ash and debris spewed forth from foul Orodruin. Sandra spotted it first, and as if in response to the sighting, the giant bird glided deftly down to perch next to Sandra upon a darkened boulder near thier path. The Eagle eyed Orodreth, almost with a look of distaste, then leaned into Sandra's ear. "Thank you my friend." She replied to the great bird, who, with a last look at Orodreth, quickly launched himself into the charred Morodic air. Sandra turned to glance at him."What is it?" he asked. "Some unforseen developements I'm afraid. It appears the the Nazgul Lord has resurfaced and he has recruited a new friend. The eagles have spotted him raising a small host in the ruins of Osgiliath. I have sent the eagle to warn our host but I feel we must make to that ancient city post haste in order to stave off any other unpleasantries!" Orodreth hoisted his pack off the ground,"Well, let us be off!!! Elgil could use a little practice and I tire of breathing in this besmirched air!!" With a nod of agreement, the two started off at a swift jog for the deserted city.........
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gwendalar
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 1:39 PM

hail, I will travel to osgiliath with you. I knew that I sensed and smelt something evil lurking nearby. Maybe the edge of three swords will cull your tonque Skrewball
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Aug/27/2001 2:14 PM

Welcome to the RALLY!!!
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skrewball
Date Posted: Aug/28/2001 3:54 AM

i doubt it. oh, and we mordoreans have the monopoly on consumption of foes. is role-playing a regular feature of this thread??
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Aug/28/2001 6:37 AM

Yes it is, although we often just goof off as well!
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anya_Skywalker
Date Posted: Aug/28/2001 11:58 AM

Actually... the Role-playing area is in the pony, but in here you can see a lot of it. Don't tell anyone, though!
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gwendalar
Date Posted: Aug/28/2001 5:15 PM

Gee, I thought I heard a squeek like a mouse somewhere. Pulls out the chees and mouse trap. Here Mousey, Mousey
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sandra
Date Posted: Aug/28/2001 6:04 PM

yes....nobody mention role play and changing to Pony...had enough mails about threads moving this week...178 of them. If this one moves....I dread to think how many I'll have....
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Page 47 (another gap)


gwendalar
Date Posted: Sep/09/2001 3:31 PM


"Oh I am trembling- Not!!!!"

"Hmmmm, lets see what this is." as Gwendalar pulled out a shiny object "could it be a ring?" Yes I think it is as she points it at Skrewball. " Be gone with your Muahahaha and Bwahahaha self you silly wraith."
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Tempest
Why don't you try and make us stop?
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skrewball
Date Posted: Sep/13/2001 4:32 AM

i return to rescue this rotten thread.
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orodreth111
Date Posted: Sep/13/2001 10:20 AM

Hello friends and enemies of the RALLY. Due to the horrifying events of the last 3 days I had been unable to post here. We had a family member that worked in the WTC that had been missing. He is alive and well but had been unable to contact us for almost 12 hours after the attack. Our prayers were answered and he shall be joining us later today.
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sandra
Posts: 5548
Date Posted: Sep/13/2001 6:20 PM


Hi all, apologies for not being around lately....but you are very much in my thoughts at this sad time....God bless America.

Chris, I got your mail...thats good news
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Vercelestarriole
Posts: 3692
Date Posted: Sep/14/2001 2:45 PM

Am I considered a Enemy?

Lord V.
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skrewball
Date Posted: Sep/15/2001 12:29 AM

hmmmmmmmm........
while i have to say this is not a way to do anything, it must be said that you americans have been asking for this for a while. now you know what it feels like, maybe you'll do something about it. its common knowledge that most rebelmilitant outfits have been outfitted by the us, and have now turned on you.
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sandra
Posts: 5548
Date Posted: Sep/15/2001 5:32 AM

V, don't know if your comments here were in relationship to what has happened in America or related to this thread in jest. Either way, you you are a valued member of Torc and are welcome here anytime you like, we are your friends.

Skrewball, you are entitled to your opinions but if you have an 'axe to grind' please do so in the talk forum. This thread is not here to be used to abuse others in the way you have. It was raised by an American and is mainly posted on by Americans. These people deserve sympathy and kindness at this time not cruel, harsh words. They are as innocent as you and I and your post is very insulting. If you are so much against my friends, please refrain from posting here in Rally.
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Barad-dur
Date Posted: Sep/15/2001 12:50 PM

I have returned here briefly only to find some very despicable and sickening words written by someone in this thread.

No one deserves the tragedy that has befallen upon the American people, and to make such callous and atrocious comments are a sure way to make you give up any shred of human decency within you. I hope you have the good sense to edit your post. One may be entitled to an opinion, but a line must be drawn somewhere.

Hatred has no place here.
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Huantir
Date Posted: Sep/15/2001 1:51 PM

I apologize if I can't make an as well=mannered and tempered response as Sandra and Barad-dur, but I AM an American and I believe your words are harsh indeed screwball. While I am not as naive to believe US policy is totaly benign, to say and I quote;
" it must be said that you americans have been asking for this for a while"
this is not only absurd but harshly irrelevant.
You assert we have "asked for" the slaughter of hundreds of innocent people. Not just Americans mind you, many people of many nationalities were killed in Tuesdays terrorists attacks. The terrorist had no demands, there was no request for us to modify our policy, no demand that we submit to their desires, just the wanton destruction of innocent, civilan lives. To say we "asked for" this is like saying thousands of children in India have "asked" to starve to death because on insufficient governement polocies to provide for them. Those children have as little control over their governments policy as the victims in the World Trade Center buildings did over theirs. The only effect the terrorist had was to strengthen our resolve to eradicate them. Making their situation worse not better. "Asked for it"" Bah!
Put yourself in others shoes before making crass, inaccurate and grossly inapropriate statements. I always thought you had a sharp wit and unique sense of humor screwball, now I’ll have reassessed my opinion of you.
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Alas, what a sad ending to a great thread!! And please, as these events are long past, I would ask that you not comment on Skrewball's posts. That they triggered the mod action which deleted this thread says enough about them.

If you see any glaring disrepancies or mistakes I have made in the posts, or wish to make general comments about the thread, however, feel free to do so. You may also want to follow up your reading of the thread with reading its successor, Rally Book 2!

Three cheers for TORC's oldest active Alliance, Rally the Eldar!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Postby Sunsilver » Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:54 am

Juuust when I thought I was done!! :(

Remember how Jon would sometimes put up an alternate version of TORC in order to get around a problem he was having? It would usually be labeled www2tolkienonline, and all of a sudden, none of our old links would work!

Well, I have discovered the following. There is a www2tolkienonline version of Rally 1 in the Wayback Machine. It has 36 pages.

There is a www3tolkienonline version of Rally 1 in the Wayback Machine. It has, depending on which page you are looking at, either 44 pages or 55. Only 44 pages are accessible, and a couple are missing.

Some of the pages missing from the www3 version are in the www2 version, and vica versa. I have now recovered quite a few more pages, as well as parts of some pages that were incomplete.

The wwwtolkienonline version of Rally now only goes to the Tolkien Estate website when you click on individual threads. The last 2 pages recovered from Rally and posted above aren't in either of the above versions, so my guess is they were in the wwwtolkienonline version, and are no longer accessible.

Interestingly enough, when you try to access some of the threads from the first half of 2001, only Rally 2 shows up in Alliances and Guilds!! Which is passing strange, because it didn't even exist until September of 2001!! :?

Okay, folks, have to take off for my brother's for Thanksgiving dinner. More later, once I've had time to sort it all out and do any necessary editing!

Happy Turkey Day to all my Canadian pals on TORC!! :) Now let's go get stuffed! Gobble, gobble, gobble!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
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Postby Sunsilver » Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:09 pm

Okay, Page 2, which was previously missing, has been added to the first post. New material is marked by asterisks (*)
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