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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:48 am

Granted, but due to taxes you're only left with $5.


I wish papers wrote themselves.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:51 am

Granted. Your latest one sucks and you get a 40.

I wish this house were already clean.

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:43 am

Granted, but the exterior looks like a crappy shack.

I wish I could memorize tons of things easily.
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Postby IrisBrandybuck » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:45 am

Granted, but you never, ever forget them.

I wish I was a world famous author!
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For Cock-Robin :rose:
For Toby :rose:

May we never forget them. :rose:


Cats were once worshiped in Egypt. They have never forgotten this.




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Postby Smantie_Elf » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:47 am

Granted! Now, when's the sequel? And when's the sequel's sequel? Why aren't you writing more books? Write more!

I wish I had some Jaffa Cakes
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:58 am

Granted. They all got chewed on by rabid squirrels in transit, though.

I wish I had a pool.

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Postby Smantie_Elf » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:41 pm

Granted- you have a worrying pool of water under your boiler :)

I wish period pains didn't exist :(
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Postby ShadowSwallow » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:41 pm

Granted. But now you have continuous headaches instead.

I wish the people in my class had less annoying voices.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:01 pm

Granted. Now the teacher sounds like someone scraping fingernails across a blackboard.

I wish my bike pedals weren't so floppy.

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:02 pm

Granted. They're now in pieces.


I wish I had a lot of money.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:03 pm

Granted. The mob lords are gonna want it back though.

I wish I had a new engine for my car.

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:51 pm

Granted, but your car is now totalled.


I wish to abolish world hunger.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:06 pm

Granted. Everyone's fed. They get hungry again tomorrow though.

I wish I had another job.

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:46 pm

Granted, but it's a lot worse than your current one.


I wish there was a cure for the common cold.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:58 pm

Granted. It costs 3.4 billion dollars.

I wish my new boss would communicate with me.

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:04 pm

Granted. He calls you 24/7 just to talk.


I wish I was never stressed.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:24 pm

Granted. You never get fired up about anything and fail all your classes.

I wish I had a nicer suit.

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Postby elf-maiden » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:30 pm

Granted. It's so nice as soon as you walk outside you're mugged and left naked in the street.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of wishes, and that they never had negative effects.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:32 pm

Granted. None of these wishes ever come true. But hey! you can make as many as you want.

I wish I had new tires for my bike.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:14 pm

Granted. But they're kinda slip-- ooh, that looks like it hurt.

I wish I had a better understanding of this language.
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Postby balrogthane » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:21 pm

Granted. You now find yourself unable to use words shorter than five syllables.

I wish I could talk to certain people like I used to.

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Postby ShadowSwallow » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:44 pm

Granted, but the computer malfunctions in the middle of your conversation.

I wish I were a little bit more like Fiona.
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Postby Yavannië » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:50 am

Granted, you're now as chubby as she is!
(who the heck is Fiona? :? )


I wish it was tomorrow already! :D :happydance:
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Postby balrogthane » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:09 pm

Granted. It's tomorrow... at one second to midnight. Don't blink.

I wish I knew where to find out my APR...

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Postby sandra » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:10 pm

Granted but then you'll have to work twice as hard to catch up!

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